posted on September 21, 2000 05:50:58 PM new
I was ROFL at this. Had to share.
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave Home Without It"
2. You idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You are formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You have rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call to switch anymore.
6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
7. you rob Peter. .and then rob Paul.
8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
10.Your bologna has no first name.
11. You give blood daily . .Just for the orange juice.
12.McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
posted on September 21, 2000 07:10:13 PM new
Oh gawd, does this bring back memories of the bad old days. When the tom was in college, we were so broke that he made regular visits to the plasma donation center. The money made there filled our car's gas tank for the month! We also rolled pennies when there was a penny shortage and Burger King was offering free Whoppers for ever $5 worth of rolled pennies brought in. We were able to get 2 Whoppers.
-You park on a hill to be able to roll start your car to save gas.
-You know 1001 recipes using a pound of hamburger-and you stretch out the pound to make all of the recipes.
posted on September 21, 2000 07:33:50 PM new12.McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
Three years ago when the boyfriend moved into his last apartment we were both so broke we stole a salt shaker from Long John Silvers just so we could have salt. (I know, I'm going to hell for it, save your finger strenght).
posted on September 22, 2000 08:50:08 PM new
If someone was selling steamboats for a dime a dozen, all I could do is run up and down the bank yelling, "Ain't that cheap!"
posted on September 23, 2000 09:37:44 PM new
You make a box of macaroni with just the supplies in the box...not that funny if you have ever eaten it!!!
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
