Ole Rep Bob "Twenty Dollar" Allen did not offer any evidence during his trial.
But, in an exclusive interview with Ralphie Reporter, Ole "Twenty Dollar" insisted it was all just a simple misunderstanding!
"You see, Ralph, when the undercover cop & I were in the bathroom stall together, I noticed that the toilet paper roll dispenser was empty! So, innocently, I offered him $20 for a "roll" -- It's obvious that I expected him to leave the stall and drive to the nearest Winn-Dixie and buy a ROLL of TP for $20. See? Twas all a simple misunderstanding!"
Just another pathetic toe-tapping member of the Grand Old Preverts
posted on November 15, 2007 11:51:18 PM new
Aw, c'mon, Tom, didn't you read bear's thread on how it's the liberals who have no morals because we caused the rise of STDs ????
Surely you can see how Mr. Allen , a good upright christian, was simply misunderstood.....like Larry and Mark and priests...and ...and ...and ...and...
"childrens do learn"