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 toomanycomics
  		posted on September 30, 2000 06:50:27 AM new

Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts
into your blighted and retarded world-view.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and
stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
worship me.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.
 
 ktsclutter
  		posted on September 30, 2000 07:57:08 AM new
Toomanycomics....

Are you my new boss???

 
 OneZippyOne
  		posted on September 30, 2000 08:18:54 AM new
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

How do I set a laser printer to 'stun'?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

You don't have a soft side. Inside joke.
Serendipity & Peace...
 
 toomanycomics
  		posted on October 1, 2000 04:53:45 AM new
Zippy - love it
 
 enchanted
  		posted on October 4, 2000 06:26:44 AM new
sounds like an office i used to work in LOl

i love ebay and selling online now

enchanted

 
 tismesugie
  		posted on October 4, 2000 05:20:03 PM new
From now on, all employees are required to take equal doses of viagra and gingko so they
will be able to tell what the f&%$ they are doing.

 
 hammerchick
  		posted on October 6, 2000 01:43:52 PM new
One of our clients is always saying "Jesus, God" after every other sentence. Today I said, "I'm surprised you recognized me without my sandals".

 
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