Just some silly stuff.......

Home > Community > The Vendio Round Table > Just some silly stuff.......

<< previous topic

post new topic

post reply

next topic >>

Community Guidelines

mauimoods	posted on October 2, 2000 12:16:48 PM new How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroid's What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. What do you call a cow who has just given birth? Decaffinated. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right Where You Left Him. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers? Skeet. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer I hope you received a good laugh
Muriel	posted on October 2, 2000 05:30:56 PM new Very funny, Maui!! Actually, I was just checking to see if this board is still working. Or did everyone doze off? Yawn.
mauimoods	posted on October 2, 2000 05:44:42 PM new I was begining to wonder if I got the back 40 back all to myself again, lol! Sure is quiet in here. Maui pulls out her dusty ol hog, wipes away the cobwebs from it, kick starts and ROARS down the empty halls of the back 40, sarong whipping behind her.
Muriel	posted on October 2, 2000 05:47:24 PM new Hahaha! What a visual! I think maybe everyone is waiting with baited breath to hear back from Barry (where'd he go?) Barris.
mauimoods	posted on October 2, 2000 06:05:51 PM new Other stuff is going on, and Im hoping it all gets straightened out. I feel for everyone concerned...and truthfully, I wish I could make the hurt go away, the words unsaid, the doubts disipate (sp?), the doubts vanish. Im being dumb here...posting silly stuff. But inside, I feel bad for this to be happening. Everyone here is unique, fights and all. If we cant pull together to get through the bad stuff...well, then what is the purpose to have so many diverse people sharing the same place, and knowing each other as we do? Being silly wont help it..this I know. But I dont know what else to do.
mybiddness	posted on October 3, 2000 07:14:48 AM new Great jokes Maui I don't know anything about what's going on - (still clueless) but I admire your chin up attitude. Thanks for the smiles this a.m.
Linda_K	posted on October 3, 2000 07:28:16 AM new Add me to the list who enjoyed them too, Maui. Thanks!
enchanted	posted on October 4, 2000 06:30:10 AM new LOL at the pilgrims thanks maui for the smile enchanted

Return to top of page

All times are Pacific Time

Jump to

All content © 1998-2024 Vendio all rights reserved. Vendio Services, Inc.™, Simply Powerful eCommerce, Smart Services for Smart Sellers, Buy Anywhere. Sell Anywhere. Start Here.™ and The Complete Auction Management Solution™ are trademarks of Vendio. Auction slogans and artwork are copyrights © of their respective owners. Vendio accepts no liability for the views or information presented here.

The Vendio free online store builder is easy to use and includes a free shopping cart to help you can get started in minutes!