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 yellowstone
  		posted on October 5, 2000 06:40:01 PM new
This is a 2 part riddle/joke

1. How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?

2. How did Tarzan die?

 
 bitsandbobs
  		posted on October 5, 2000 07:44:28 PM new
Lifting the elephant into the tree?

Bob, Downunder but never down.
 
 hammerchick
  		posted on October 6, 2000 01:36:13 PM new
1. Paint his toenails red!

2. I have no idea!

P.S. Have a good weekend.

 
 mellonvine
  		posted on October 6, 2000 02:56:53 PM new
1. paint toe nails red

2. hanging out under cherry trees.

 
 yellowstone
  		posted on October 6, 2000 06:20:00 PM new
Ok here's the answers,

1. Paint his balls red

2. Picking cherries

Is it ok to say "balls" here

 
 barrybarris
  		posted on October 6, 2000 06:36:10 PM new
I think I was talking about beach balls once. But that is a different kind of ball game...

Barry (sometimes I just can't explain myself) Barris


 
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