posted on November 2, 2000 08:27:54 AM new
Why not?
I've got absolutely zero qualifications but I'll get the hang of it.
1. I'm not an attorney.
2. I hate politics, find it terribly boring, but that's probably because I can't remember which is which on the donkey and elephant thing.
3. I have a GED because I was frustrated in high school speech class and chose to skip that class a little too often for my own good.
Reasons I want to be President:
1.$200,000 a year sounds pretty good.
2.We're outgrowing this little white house.
3.There is a staff to cook your meals and the dining room table isn't cluttered with ebay stuff all the time.
posted on November 2, 2000 08:49:30 AM newReasons I want to be President
5. I'll have a whole staff to monitor my ebay auctions
6. Those "ebay detective agency" people will REALLY be envious when they see what I can get the CIA to do!
7. All "deadbeat" bidders will be investigated by the IRS
8. Wait until PayPal sees MY chargebacks!
9. Will make a fortune auctioning those ambassadorships off on ebay!
What the? How did Mel Gibson's picture get on my campaign poster? It was an honest mistake. I'll have to look into this...actually I do look a lot like him so I guess it's OK.
