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 Muriel
  		posted on January 15, 2001 08:02:16 AM new
Thought you all might get a kick out of these. I can't take credit; I'm just the messenger.

*Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?

* Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.

* "There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it." Chinese Proverb.

* Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

* I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

* Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

* Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your presence.

* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

* The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.

* Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.

* We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but somehow they still get in!

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

* Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

* Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

* When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

* You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom.

* I love to give homemade gifts ...which one of my kids do you want?

* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.

* Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

* The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.

 
 december3
  		posted on January 15, 2001 10:02:11 AM new
One of my favorites, don't know who wrote it.

If God should ask on judgement day,
did you clean your house today?
I will reply, I did not.
I played with my children and I forgot.


Of course now it's grandchildren, but what the hey, any excuse to get out of cleaning.

 
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