posted on February 2, 2001 02:31:46 PM new
If you seen this already, sorry. It gave me a giggle and I thought I'd share.
Time limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social
conditions. OR: Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) Build a bridge
(b) Sail the ocean
(c) Lead an Army
(d) "WRITE A PLAY"
4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one.)
(a) Jewish
(b) "CATHOLIC"
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic
5. Metric Conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand (longer of the two) is on the 12
and the little hand is on the 5?
7. Ancient History. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximately.)
8. Social Studies. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) "NORTHERNERS"
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: _____________________
Carter: _____________________
Clinton: ____________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) Kmart
(c) Canada
(d) "THE SKY"
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) Yes
(b) No
13. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
14. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium. OR: Spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
15. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?
16. What are coat hangers used for?
17. Advanced Math: If you have three apples and four oranges, how
many apples do you have?
18. Geography: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Canada
(c) "FLORIDA"
(d) Wisconsin
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
21. Current events. Naval flights over Kosovo originate from what
branch of the U.S. Armed Forces?
(a) Army
(b) Air Force
(c) Crips
(d) "NAVY"
Name: __________________________ (Correct Spelling earns 25 extra points)
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"
