posted on February 2, 2001 04:44:35 PM new
This made me laugh... I also like the entrance exam...
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells
> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that
some
> people will go to to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"
>
> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
> and some chalk?"
>
> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
> symbols his theory of relativity.
>
> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
> "Welcome to heaven!"
>
> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.
>
> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>
> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>
> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>
> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he
> says. "Come on in!"
>
> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches
> his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
> identity. How can you prove yours?"
>
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>
>
>
