uaru
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posted on March 30, 2001 07:39:45 AM new
I tend to avoid the political editorials as they offer little in the way of entertainment, and I've never seen anyone say, "That post has made me reverse my political beliefs". I do confess some of the titles do make me smile (for reasons the poster probably didn't intend).
I would like to submit the following for nomination for the "Bash Bush Banter" award.
And the nominees are:
Will Bush Kill Us All?
Bush to Bring War Criminals into High Position
Bush The International Jerk! Shames USA!
Bush Slaps McCain/Americans - Kisses HMO Feet
Bush Beats Up Injured American Workers
Bush Ready To Put Fix On Supreme Court Nominees
Bush's Vow to Gay GIs
Pres. Bush Illegally LIES to USA!
Dubya Kicks American Workers In Groin!
Winner will receive a piece of carpet to chew on. This will be high grade carpet and should handle 4 - 8 years of gnawing.
Only one vote per member.
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Linda_K
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:09:59 AM new
Morning uaru - Thanks for starting my day off with a good chuckle. 
Those nominations, and others not listed, do make me smile. Kind of makes it seem like the world's coming to an end at any moment. Change is so hard for some, and acceptance of that change, is most difficult. Try to understand the 'other' side. 
I'll vote for "Bush Ready To Put Fix On Supreme Court Nominees".
Heaven forbid they may have to live with any more conservatives in the US Supreme Court. And you know it would have to be 'fixed' for that to happen. (not)
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uaru
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:39:27 AM new
My favorite would have to be:
Bush Beats Up Injured American Workers
I'm the kind of person that loves to read the tabloid titles in the checkout line. Sometimes I find myself going to the longer lines so I can get the full accurate story on the farmer that has shot a 75 pound grasshopper.
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KatyD
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:50:15 AM new
Well, it would have to be the all time favorite, Bush: "Get Jews out of Egypt!". Okay, maybe it's not about Dumbya per se, but it IS a "Bush" topic. 
KatyD
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RedWhiteBlue
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:54:22 AM new
My favorite would have to be one not nominated........"Bush brings class and dignity back to the White House"...
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uaru
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:19:58 AM new
all time favorite, Bush: "Get Jews out of Egypt!"
LOL, I like that. I didn't see that post, but I might have seen the movie. Did Charlton Heston play Bush?
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krs
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:23:52 AM new
RedWhiteBlue,
It's "Bush Brings Peanut butter and Jelly with Lone Star Beer to the White House"
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Hepburn
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:31:04 AM new
I liked the waxing bush myself.
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toke
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:35:15 AM new
I like Pres. Bush Illegally LIES to USA!
LOL! It's a nice contrast to those legal lies of fond memory...
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NearTheSea
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posted on March 30, 2001 09:44:46 AM new
Pres. Bush Illegally LIES to USA!
that was a cute title, where is it legal to lie?
And Will Bush Kill Us All?
was an interesting title.
This was just on the titles to the threads, the content is a different matter.
[email protected]
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mrssantaclaus
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:15:37 PM new
I had a wonderful dream last nite. It was 4 years in the future - and we actually had an intelligent president!
Sorry, Dubya, but it seems in 2004 they actually count all the votes!
I have turned off Presidential speeches before because they were long and boring.
Now I can't bear to lissen cause it is just frusteratin'
The last statement was entered in case Dubya happens to drop in ....
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HJW
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posted on March 30, 2001 08:33:01 PM new
[ edited by HJW on Mar 30, 2001 08:56 PM ]
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figmente
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posted on March 31, 2001 02:57:33 PM new
"Bush resigns"
would be nice.
Unfortunately, it currently does not look much more plausible than ........"Bush brings class and dignity back to the White House"...
Perhaps the two could be combined [b]
"Bush brings class and dignity back to the White House by resigning"
[/b]
[ edited by figmente on Mar 31, 2001 03:01 PM ]
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bobbysoxer
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posted on March 31, 2001 03:14:22 PM new
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Shoshanah
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posted on March 31, 2001 03:22:17 PM new
All of the above...
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
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RedWhiteBlue
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posted on April 2, 2001 08:04:35 AM new
hey all you DemoRATS "that was a cute title, where is it legal to lie? "
In court if your name is Bill Clinton!!!!!!!!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on April 2, 2001 08:08:11 AM new
DemRATS. Hee hee hee.
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Borillar
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posted on April 2, 2001 11:32:54 AM new
As the creator of most of those nominations above, I'll be happy to reply to the supposed flag-waving RedWhiteBlue:
"where is it legal to lie?"
Evidently, you missed out on FoxNews disccusions when they were trying to decide if Clinton should be Impeached and roasted alive for getting a blowjob. The conservative pundits decided that since previous presidents had also lied to the American people, exactly what was the difference between Clinton evasive answer and others direct lies (I am NOT a Crook!)?
The difference specified was that the "other lies" were certainly OK because it was done in the interests of national defense and security. Certainly, Clinton's evasive answer did not qualify under this protection, nor does Bush-BRAT's lying to us then and now on the campaign trail and in trying to pass a $680,000,000,000 PAYOFF-HANDOUT to the nation's Top 1% of the Wealthy.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on April 2, 2001 10:48:35 PM new
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."--Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
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