posted on March 31, 2001 10:33:56 PM new
After 22 months of therapy,
Homely's long-repressed childhood
memory of sexual abuse at the hands of her
uncle finally surfaced Tuesday in a thoroughly
anti-climactic breakthrough. "That was it? That
was the big molestation we've been trying to
draw from her subconscious for almost two
years?" disappointed therapist Dr. Anderson
Gruber said. "She can't open herself up
emotionally to men because some hug from
Uncle Gordon went on too long? Give me a
break."
This one might cause more of a stir than the one on dumb babies! 5...4...3...2...