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  		posted on April 1, 2001 11:16:19 AM new

Top Ten Other Ways that Mayor Guiliani is Cleaning up New York



10.Fake Rolex salesmen must offer fake warranty information

9.New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not exceed 15 minutes

8.Only 7 Starbucks per block

7.Hire Martha Stewart to "spruce up" local crack dens

6.Getting rats out of subway and putting them back in the restaurants where they belong

5.Change meaning of middle finger gesture to "lookin' good, friend"

4.Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman shows up, hand the sum'bi*ch a mop

3.All drive-by gunmen must carpool

2.If Yankees win the World Series again they can clean up the damn ticker tape themselves

1.Forming task force to get Clinton to move his a** to New Jersey


 
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