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 zilvy
 
posted on April 4, 2001 02:26:11 PM new
YEAR 2025 NEWSPAPER HEADLINES:

Florida to Be Readmitted to Union

Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen

It wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays

Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Anal Probes Were "Just For Fun"

Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums Overcame Lurid Past with US President

Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams.

President "Bone Crusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match

Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens

Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants

Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders

D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow

Authentic "Year 2000 Florida Chad" Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's.

Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's Allegations )

[ edited by zilvy on Apr 4, 2001 02:26 PM ]
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on April 4, 2001 02:54:04 PM new
What about....

US Vice President Barry Barris FINALLY gets rid of the yellow tile in his bathroom!

 
 zilvy
 
posted on April 4, 2001 03:09:19 PM new
I was hoping someone would come up with a
headline the community could relate to!

Possibly "Wascally Wabbit Population in decline thanks to Maui and Barry(I love wabbit stew)Barris!!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on April 4, 2001 05:10:27 PM new
Barry (first dwarf on the moon) Barris turns 73, Earth parties for a week

It's a party of Global proportions. From the Amazon to Siberia the inhabitants of Earth are celebrating Barry's Birthday. Peace has broken out as people party. Several food fights have been reported but there have been no injuries.

The economic impact is being felt, World Stock Markets have doubled. eBay and Auction Watch are offering free listings all week. Sales of pepperoni and Southern Comfort are at an all time high.

The United Nations has announced all Nations have signed the "Barris Ban Of Peeps Treaty." This Treaty means all the people of the world can sleep easy at night knowing they are safe from The Evil Peep Poop Plot Barry has been warning everyone about for years.

Barry (let the party continue) Barris


 
 
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