posted on May 25, 2001 07:58:41 PM new
WASHINGTON, DC-- After decades of divisive
debate, the U.S. Supreme Court finally agreed to
disagree Monday on the hot-button issue of
abortion. "It is the opinion of this court that we
could go on and on arguing about this forever,"
said Justice Antonin Scalia, who wrote the
opinion in the 9-0 decision. "But in the end, that
serves nobody. So, finally, we threw up our
hands and said, 'Let's just agree to disagree.'"
The court's ruling contains language that
specifically prohibits justices from bringing up
the matter again.
posted on May 26, 2001 09:07:39 AM new
The Onion should have a little header like those ads in newspapers that look like an article but say --advertisment-- in tiny print at the top. They should have to put --humor-- because in previous threads all too many people obviously could not tell. Now give me a second to pull my asbestos pants on krs.
