posted on May 30, 2001 09:57:57 AM new
Turn off your air conditioners....
After having a nice warm spring so far, a cold front drops down from Canada and now it is cold again. If you simply must use the air conditioner, at least close your doors.
posted on June 1, 2001 11:47:14 AM new
Okay you evil foreigners.....I went out to my car this morning and do you know what I found!!!! FROST, dammit, FROST. Had to scrape the windshield on the 1st of June. Now we all know where this cold weather is coming from. Now just stop it, stop it now.
posted on June 1, 2001 01:22:49 PM new
It was 90 degrees by ten a.m. this morning.
Do you know what I found? SWEAT, dammit, SWEAT.
I was not glistening.
I was not glowing.
I was not perspiring.
I WAS SWEATING.
So......
Mark, can you turn on the fan and blow some of that frosty air down to Florida?
thanks, doll!
