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 Borillar
 
posted on June 3, 2001 06:27:04 PM new
The topic of this thread is that no post can have a point.

Seeing as how 70% of posts tend to not address the topic of the thread, what about 3 times 3 being equal to six? Certain people seem to want to chat more than discuss the topic so why not post in this thread for a change?

Remember: no point and a bird in the hand is smarter than George Bush!



 
 gravid
 
posted on June 3, 2001 06:33:49 PM new

Shucks free associating is fun. George knows that for sure from his speechs.
So when does the old indian curse kick in?

 
 gk4495
 
posted on June 3, 2001 06:49:53 PM new
Curse?? What curse?? The only curse I'm aware of the one placed on me by my parents. My children behave the way I did. Bill Cosby was right - the curse works!

 
 Shoshanah
 
posted on June 3, 2001 06:56:44 PM new
So....Anyone checked the price os Strawberries lately?....Must be Bush's fault...There is a bird in the BUSH....Yes! a VULTURE! a whole darned flock of VULTURES... They invaded the White House and taking the food from our babes' mouth....

(How is that for non-sensical?)
********
Gosh Shosh!

About Me
 
 uaru
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:01:18 PM new
I think they were referring to the zero year President curse. There is another scientific study being done to see if the number of vowels in the names of the President's cabinet has something to do with this.

 
 antiquary
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:02:52 PM new
Shosh

But I just dropped by to volunteer my services as a thread monitor.

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:07:27 PM new
JABBERWOCKY

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.





[ edited by uaru on Jun 3, 2001 07:08 PM ]
 
 MrsSantaClaus
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:46:28 PM new
Which Bush has more thorns?

A rose bush or George Bush?

 
 figmente
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:51:48 PM new
Oh yeah, but what about Monica?

 
 krs
 
posted on June 3, 2001 07:59:31 PM new
"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."

Inspirational Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001 from dumbya

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 3, 2001 08:03:58 PM new
krs -

Is there any type of "Rosetta Stone" available to help decipher his language?

 
 jt-2007
 
posted on June 3, 2001 08:28:15 PM new
It makes perfect sense to me.
T
 
 krs
 
posted on June 3, 2001 08:38:32 PM new
Pond commentary.

 
 jt-2007
 
posted on June 3, 2001 08:53:34 PM new
NO, KRS, that's in the Trent thread.
T
 
 gaffan
 
posted on June 3, 2001 09:08:55 PM new
It's become pretty clear that Danforth Quayle was just a softening-up assault on the language, in preparation for W.
-gaffan-

 
 krs
 
posted on June 3, 2001 09:52:47 PM new
President Clinton and the Pope were fishing when all of a sudden a gust of wind blew the Pope hat off and out into the lake. Bill Clinton got out of the boat, walked across the surface of the water and returned the Pope's hat. A republican oriented reporter witnessed the event and the next day's headlines read, "Bill Clinton can't Swim!"

 
 jlpiece
 
posted on June 5, 2001 11:24:17 PM new
While the democrat oriented reporter who witnessed the same event and saw the boards just under the surface proclaimed "Clinton is God, made flesh!"

 
 
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