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 BittyBug
  		posted on June 12, 2001 01:40:12 PM new
Signs you've joined a cheap HMO:

Your annual breast exam is at Hooters.

Directions to your doc's office include, "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fugdesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage
is "An apple a day."

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants
you donated to Goodwill last month.

"The patients is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in
different colors with little M's on them.

You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and
duct tape.


 
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