posted on June 15, 2001 08:25:24 PM new
I just thought this was really cute, I don't know whether to laugh about it or cry.
Creation of Equus- Land of the Horse
On the first day of creation, God created the Horse.
On the second day, God created Man to serve the Horse.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse
when Man was upon his back.
On the fourth day, God created an honest day's work so that man could Labor
to pay for the keeping of the Horse.
On the fifth day, God created the grasses in the field so that Horse Could
eat and man could toil and cleanup after the Horse.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Horse Healthy
and Man broke.
On the seventh day, God rested and said "This is good. This will teach Man
humility, it will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward to meet the
needs of the Horse."
After receiving a $1200 vet bill today, I agree totally!