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P/N: STICKER VARIATIONS: -(Point at Variation For Picture)- COST: ADD 001 20 MILES AND $20,000 DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER $2.99dz 003 LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES $2.99dz 004 BAD TO THE BONE $2.99dz 005 FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS $2.99dz 006 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE - YOU'RE NOT A BIKER $2.99dz 007 B***H $2.99dz 008 IF IT HAS T*** OR WHEELS - IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS $2.99dz 009 INSTANT A*****E - JUST ADD ALCOHOL $2.99dz 010 SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE H*** OUT $2.99dz 011 S*** HAPPENS $2.99dz 012 F*** OFF $2.99dz 013 B***H WITH AN EXCUSE $2.99dz 014 I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE $2.99dz 015 CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT $2.99dz 016 H*** ON WHEELS $2.99dz 017 49 PERCENT SON OF A B***H 51 PERCENT MOTHER F****R $2.99dz 018 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL T***Y BAR $2.99dz 019 GOOD KID GONE BAD $2.99dz 020 SCOOTER TRASH $2.99dz 022 NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3-5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE $2.99dz 023 IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY $2.99dz 024 PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO F*** YOURSELF $2.99dz 025 IT AIN'T EASY BEING FAT AND GREASY! $2.99dz 026 DEAL WITH IT! $2.99dz 027 PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO ANNOY! $2.99dz 028 I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE $2.99dz 029 HELMET LAWS STILL SUCK! $2.99dz 030 I HAVE P.M.S. AND A GUN ANY QUESTIONS? $2.99dz 031 YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN COURT! $2.99dz 032 DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS! $2.99dz 033 I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST $2.99dz 034 I'M NOT A B***H I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MOOD THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS $2.99dz 035 RIDE NAKED! $2.99dz 036 STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS! $2.99dz 037 BEYOND B***H $2.99dz 038 NO BAR TOO FAR $2.99dz 039 I'M NOT GOING BALD JUST GETTING MORE HEAD! $2.99dz 040 REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS? $2.99dz 041 LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS $2.99dz 042 DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR B***H $2.99dz 043 HORN BROKE WATCH FOR FINGER $2.99dz 045 MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE F****R $2.99dz 046 MY LIFE IS S*** BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING $2.99dz 047 HAIRDO BY HELMET $2.99dz 048 PMS H*** THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS $2.99dz 049 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON MY S*** LIST! $2.99dz 050 DESIGNATED A*****E $2.99dz 051 IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH $2.99dz 052 49 PERCENT QUEEN B***H 51 PERCENT SWEETHEART $2.99dz 053 DON'T LET MY BIG T*** SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL! $2.99dz 054 H*** HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN WITH HELMET HEAD! $2.99dz 055 YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED! $2.99dz 056 RIDE FOR JESUS $2.99dz 057 I LOVE JESUS $2.99dz 058 JESUS HAPPENS $2.99dz 059 ABCDEF***YOU $2.99dz 060 BROS BEFORE HOES $2.99dz 061 IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I CAN BE YOU IN THE MORNING $2.99dz 062 MEN: NO SHIRT NO SERVICE WOMEN: NO SHIRT FREE BEER $2.99dz 063 NO MORE MR. NICE GUY ON YOUR KNEES B***H $2.99dz 064 FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNY $2.99dz 065 IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULL S***! $2.99dz 066 I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE $2.99dz 068 I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE $2.99dz 069 OVERWORKED & UNDER LAID! $2.99dz 070 BAD IS FUN $2.99dz 071 WILL WORK FOR SEX $2.99dz 072 THAT'S MS. B***H TO YOU $2.99dz 073 BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO! $2.99dz 074 I MAY BE A B***H BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER! $2.99dz 075 I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT $2.99dz 076 SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE $2.99dz 077 I'M NOT A B***H I'M THE B***H $2.99dz 078 O****M DONOR $2.99dz 079 JUST SAY YES! $2.99dz 080 WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS! $2.99dz 081 I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT! $2.99dz 082 THE ONLY H*** MY MOTHER RAISED WAS ME! $2.99dz 083 IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN & BEER, I'D BE WEALTHY! $2.99dz 084 GIRLS WANTED ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN! $2.99dz 085 IF YOUR SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO? $2.99dz 086 IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE & FIND OUT. $2.99dz 087 GOOD JOBS COME BY WORK OF MOUTH $2.99dz 088 LIFE'S A B***H THEN YOU MARRY TWO $2.99dz 089 F*** ME TO TEARS $2.99dz 090 PLASTERED $2.99dz 091 LIVE LIKE A DOG-IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT OR SCREW IT, PISS ON IT. $2.99dz 092 IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BACK THE H*** UP. $2.99dz 093 YES, I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. $2.99dz 094 WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. NOW SPEAK ENGLISH $2.99dz 095 IT'S NOT HOW YOU RIDE IT'S WHAT YOU RIDE $2.99dz 096 DIRTY WHITE BOY $2.99dz 097 IN DOG YEARS, I'M ALREADY DEAD $2.99dz 098 ESTROGEN FREE ZONE $2.99dz 099 MY BOSS IS A JEWISH CARPENTER $2.99dz 100 FREEDOM $2.99dz 101 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD $2.99dz 102 GO AHEAD ACT STUPID... I NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION $2.99dz 103 SATAN SUCKS $2.99dz 104 MY FAVORITE COLOR IS CHROME $2.99dz 105 IF YOU DON'T LIMP YOU AIN'T S*** $2.99dz 106 IF YOU AINT SLIDIN YOU AINT RIDIN. $2.99dz 107 HOLD MY BIKE WHILE I KISS YOUR WIFE. $2.99dz 108 NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY. $2.99dz 109 A BUEL IS PROOF A JAP BIKE F****D A HARLEY $2.99dz 110 IS THAT YOUR BIKE OR ARE YOU JUST BREAKING IT IN FOR YOUR DAUGHTER? $2.99dz 111 HOW ARE YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS? $2.99dz 112 MILFOAB. MOTHERS I'D LIKE TO F*** - ON A BIKE $2.99dz 113 RIDING MY KID'S COLLEGE FUND $2.99dz 114 THE F*** UP FAIRY STRIKES AGAIN $2.99dz 115 IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN... YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND $2.99dz 116 'SEPT 11, 2001' $2.99dz 117 IT WONT SUCK ITSELF $2.99dz 118 IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF $2.99dz 119 CAN I TOUCH YOU WHERE YOU SMELL FUNNY $2.99dz 120 IM SMILING- THAT ALONE SHOULD SCARE YOU $2.99dz 121 IM STILL HOT, IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW $2.99dz 122 BORN TO KILL $2.99dz 123 DAMN RIGHT IM GOOD IN BED, I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS $2.99dz 124 REST ASSURED- NO ONE GIVES A S*** WHAT YOU THINK $2.99dz 125 FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL SOMEONE ELSE $2.99dz 126 IF ONLY MEN WERE AS SATISFYING AS CHOCOLATE $2.99dz 127 J.I.L.D.W.I JESUS IS LORD DEAL WITH IT $2.99dz 128 W.W.S.D WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO $2.99dz 129 I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING $2.99dz 130 MAKE ME AN OFFER I CAN'T REFUSE $2.99dz 131 I'VE GOT A FEELING WERE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE $2.99dz 132 GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY $2.99dz 133 WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE $2.99dz 134 I'M MAD AS H***, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE $2.99dz 135 SHOW ME THE MONEY $2.99dz 136 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH $2.99dz 137 WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT $2.99dz 138 DO I FEEL LUCKY? WELL, DO YA, PUNK? $2.99dz 139 SAY 'HELLO' TO MY LITTLE FRIEND $2.99dz 140 HERE'S JOHNNY! $2.99dz 141 I PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL $2.99dz 142 HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED $2.99dz 143 NUKE FRANCE $2.99dz 144 FORMALLY ATTRACTIVE $2.99dz 145 GOT POT? $2.99dz 146 ON YOUR KNEES B***H $2.99dz 147 BEFORE YOU ASKED THE ANSWER IS NO $2.99dz 148 TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP $2.99dz 149 BEST IF EATEN BY MIDNIGHT $2.99dz 150 EXPERIENCE NECESSARY, APPLY WITHIN $2.99dz 151 HONK IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A LOADED GUN FIRED FROM A MOVING HARLEY $2.99dz 152 FORGET WORLD PEACE VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNALS $2.99dz 153 IF YOU CAN READ THIS BACK OFF! $2.99dz 154 A 10 IS A 9 THAT SWALLOWS! $2.99dz 155 0 TO B***H IN 2.5 SECONDS $2.99dz 156 LOW RIDER $2.99dz 157 RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE $2.99dz 158 GET-R-DONE $2.99dz 160 F***-ALICIOUS $2.99dz 161 SINNER $2.99dz 162 BAD GIRL $2.99dz 163 HUSTLA $2.99dz 164 SORRY DO I MAKE YOU LOOK FAT? $2.99dz 165 I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM $2.99dz 166 PIMP $2.99dz 167 YOU WANT ME.YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET $2.99dz 168 SMART A** $2.99dz 169 D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F $2.99dz 170 I AIN'T YOUR F****N' BABY $2.99dz 171 IF YOUR D*** WAS AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH I'D BE INTERESTED $2.99dz 172 A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND $2.99dz 173 SHAVED $2.99dz 174 FINGER LICKIN' GOOD $2.99dz 175 AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE AN 800 LB. VIBRATOR $2.99dz 176 I'M THE B***H THAT FELL OFF $2.99dz 177 IF I FALL OFF, IT'S 'CUZ THE B*****D THREW ME OFF $2.99dz 178 BIKER B***H $2.99dz 179 HOT STUFF $2.99dz 180 LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY! $2.99dz 181 SWALLOW? $2.99dz 182 ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED WITH NIP**** $2.99dz 183 YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKES GREAT BREAKFAST! $2.99dz 184 ASK ME ABOUT ASSISTED SUICIDE $2.99dz 185 SWINGER $2.99dz 186 DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON? $2.99dz 187 PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME KILL $2.99dz 188 IF I WANT ANY LIP OUT OF YOU I'LL OPEN MY ZIPPER $2.99dz 189 GOT JESUS? $2.99dz 190 JUST SAY NO TO EVOLUTION $2.99dz 191 PRO-LIFE $2.99dz 192 JESUS AT WORK $2.99dz 193 JESUS SAVES $2.99dz 194 SAVED $2.99dz 195 JESUS LOVES YOU $2.99dz 196 JESUS LOVES YOU EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU ARE AN A*****E $2.99dz 197 JESUS ROCKS $2.99dz 198 VOTE PRO- LIFE $2.99dz 199 JESUS IS COMING LOOK BUSY $2.99dz 201 TWO'S COMPANY THREE'S FUN! $2.99dz 202 LOUD WIVES LOOSE LIVES $2.99dz 203 CONDOMS ARE EASIER TO CHANGE THEN DIAPERS $2.99dz 204 IF YOUR NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOUR TAKING UP TOO MUCH ROOM $2.99dz 205 HOUSE WORK DOESN'T SUCK, IF IT DID MEN WOULD LOVE IT $2.99dz 206 BAD COP NO DONUTS $2.99dz 207 IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES, I'D BE A F****NG GENIUS $2.99dz 208 ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THE KING $2.99dz 209 NOBODY'S UGLY AFTER 2 A.M. $2.99dz 210 THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE LOW LIFE $2.99dz 211 FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE F****NG FOR VIRGINITY $2.99dz 212 TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM $2.99dz 213 IF ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS $2.99dz 214 TURN ON THE GAS DUMMY $2.99dz 215 ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR D*** SIZE $2.99dz 216 IM QUEEN OF THE F****N UNIVERSE $2.99dz 217 SEND MY E-MAIL TO WWW.KISSMY***.COM $2.99dz 218 THE DAY OF SPORT F****NG IS OVER $2.99dz 219 ONE DAY AT A TIME $2.99dz 220 STRAIGHT OUT OF THE TRAILER PARK $2.99dz 221 YOU CAN'T BE FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE NEXT $2.99dz 222 DON'T EVEN GO THERE $2.99dz 223 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? $2.99dz 224 SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T $2.99dz 225 HAVE A S****Y DAY $2.99dz 226 THE GENE POOL COULD USE MORE CHLORINE $2.99dz 227 I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME $2.99dz 228 EVIL, WICKED, MEAN & NASTY $2.99dz 229 EITHER YOUR GOOD LOOKING OR I'M DRUNK! $2.99dz 230 SMART A** WHITE BOY $2.99dz 231 SMART A** WHITE GIRL $2.99dz 232 I HAD A WIFE ONCE, BUT HER HUSBAND CAME AND GOT HER $2.99dz 233 LIFE'S TO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN $2.99dz 234 MY DADS BIKER BUDDY $2.99dz 235 ROLE MODEL $2.99dz 236 REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS $2.99dz 237 MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS $2.99dz 238 I'M NOT PREJUDICE, I HATE EVERYBODY $2.99dz 239 THIS PLACE SUCKS! $2.99dz 240 WHERE THE H*** WAS I LAST NIGHT $2.99dz 241 I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I $2.99dz 242 TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME $2.99dz 243 I MAKE S*** HAPPEN $2.99dz 244 THE ONLY THING I WANT IN MY LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG $2.99dz 245 DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS PET THE SWEATY THINGS $2.99dz 246 I LIKE LIPSTICK ON MY DIPSTICK $2.99dz 247 I DRINK GRAPE JUICE BECAUSE O.J. KILLS $2.99dz 248 LICK ON MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING $2.99dz 249 DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY A** LOOK FAT? $2.99dz 250 SET THEM PUPPIES FREE $2.99dz 251 MY BOSS IS A F****N A*****E $2.99dz 252 WHO PISSED IN YOUR GENE POOL $2.99dz 253 MY OTHER RIDES YOUR DAUGHTER $2.99dz 254 A*****E BY BIRTH $2.99dz 255 I F*** ON THE FIRST DATE $2.99dz 256 GO BACK TO MEXICO $2.99dz 257 WORK HARDER MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU $2.99dz 258 I RIDE THE SHORT BUS $2.99dz 259 I BEAT ANOREXIA $2.99dz 260 333 - I'M ONLY HALF EVIL $2.99dz 261 DRAMA QUEEN $2.99dz 262 JESUS LOVES YOU BUT I'M HIS FAVORITE $2.99dz 263 WHERE THE H*** IS EASY STREET $2.99dz 264 I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC (ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS) $2.99dz 265 PETA - PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS $2.99dz 266 SUCK MY DRUNK, I'M D*** $2.99dz 267 I DO WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY PANTS TELL ME TO DO $2.99dz 268 LOVE THY NEIGHBOR BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT $2.99dz 269 THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE THOSE WHO COUNT AND THOSE CAN'T $2.99dz 270 ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL ONE STEP BELOW WOMEN $2.99dz 271 IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE 'EM OUT OF MEAT! $2.99dz 272 I'M THROUGH WITH LOVE THANK GOD THERE'S STILL SEX $2.99dz 273 WISH YOU WERE BEER $2.99dz 274 I'M GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE $2.99dz 275 A*****E NOT JUST A WORD, A LIFESTYLE $2.99dz 276 WHAT THE H*** YOU LOOKIN' AT? $2.99dz 277 MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT COUNTY JAIL $2.99dz 278 GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS $2.99dz 279 GAS, GRASS, OR A** NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE $2.99dz 280 DON'T TAILGATE ME OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD $2.99dz 281 LIFE'S ALL ABOUT A** COVERING IT, KICKING IT, KISSING IT OR TYING TO GET IT $2.99dz 282 KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING $2.99dz 283 I'D SMACK YOU, BUT S*** SPLATTERS $2.99dz 284 FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF A*****ES $2.99dz 285 GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO $2.99dz 286 IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN A*****E I'D FART $2.99dz 287 I GOT IN A TRAFFIC JAM ON MY ROAD TO RICHES $2.99dz 288 LIFE IS SHORT BREAK SOME RULES $2.99dz 289 I RESPECT YOUR OPINION I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT $2.99dz 290 HOW FAST WAS I GOING, OFFICER? NOT FAST ENOUGH, I GUESS $2.99dz 291 ONCE UPON A TIME A GUY ASKED A GIRL TO MARRY HIM SHE SAID NO SO HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER $2.99dz 292 I HAD A HANLE ON LIFE BUT IT BROKE $2.99dz 293 PREVENT ACCIDENTS PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR CAR $2.99dz 294 TURN THE OTHER CHEEK - H*** I KICK IT $2.99dz 295 GET A HUMMER $2.99dz 296 DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A S*** $2.99dz 297 REMEMBER MY NAME - YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER $2.99dz 298 BIG WITHOUT VIAGRA $2.99dz 299 SEX ISN'T DIRTY UNLESS YOU DO IT RIGHT $2.99dz 300 HUMMERS SHOULD BE GIVEN NOT DRIVEN $2.99dz 301 I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT $2.99dz 302 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKE YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS $2.99dz 303 FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP $2.99dz 304 NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS $2.99dz 305 I'M ONLY 2 GIRLS SHORT OF A THREESOME $2.99dz 306 ALL THIS AND A HUGE D*** $2.99dz 307 HARD WORK IS FOR PEOPLE SHORT ON TALENT $2.99dz 308 I DIRECT MIDGET PORN $2.99dz 309 IF I HAD BALLS, THEY'D BE BIGGER THAN YOURS $2.99dz 310 IMMIGRANTS ARE LIKE SPERM. MILLIONS GET IN BUT ONLY ONE WORKS $2.99dz 311 IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU $2.99dz 312 ADMIT IT YOU'D GO TO JAIL FOR THIS $2.99dz 314 BAD INFLUENCE $2.99dz 315 BEER SLUT $2.99dz 316 BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN WHO THINKS HE'S AN A*****E $2.99dz 317 CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS AN ADULT $2.99dz 318 GUESS WHERE I'M PIERCED $2.99dz 319 HERE I AM - NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES $2.99dz 320 I LOVE MY BIG FAKE T*** $2.99dz 321 I LOVE BEING A B***H $2.99dz 322 RECIPROCATE $2.99dz 323 WHY WOULDN'T YOU $2.99dz 324 WHY WOULDN'T I $2.99dz 325 THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST QUESTIONS YOU COULD'VE ASKED $2.99dz 326 IT AN'T NO FUN UNLESS YOUR BOYS CAN HAVE SOME $2.99dz 327 THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU $2.99dz 328 HUG A ROOT $2.99dz 329 EMBRACE CAPITALISM $2.99dz 330 SHHH YOU'LL LIKE IT $2.99dz 331 SHE SAID NO BUT THANKFULLY I WAS STRONGER $2.99dz 332 COME ON, JUST THE TIP $2.99dz 333 WE DON'T NEED THAT, I'VE BEEN TESTED $2.99dz 334 BEEN MILKED $2.99dz 335 IF ITS SO GOOD, EAT IT YOURSELF $2.99dz 336 INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NEITHER $2.99dz 338 REAL MEN LOVE JESUS $2.99dz 339 I'D RATHER BE BLESSED, THAN LUCKY $2.99dz 341 HIS DREAM BECAME OUR NIGHTMARE $2.99dz 342 SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY $2.99dz 343 MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN IS GREAT BUT IF HE DIES, HE DIES $2.99dz 344 HOLD MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND $2.99dz 347 HOME GROWN NOT SILICONE $2.99dz 348 IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME $2.99dz 349 WHAT AM I, AN A*****E MAGNET $2.99dz 350 TOOTIN AIN'T POLLUTION $2.99dz 351 PROUD PARENT OF A VET $2.99dz 352 MOTHER OF A VET $2.99dz 353 FATHER OF A VET $2.99dz 354 I DON'T MISS HIM AS MUCH AS I MISS HIS PIERCING $2.99dz 355 NICE & EASY...I LIKE THEM SLEAZY $2.99dz 356 I JUST DO WHAT IS REALLY RIGHT $2.99dz 357 DEAD PEOPLE STINK $2.99dz 358 IT TAKES 46 MUSCLES TO FROWN BUT ONLY 4 TO FLIP 'EM THE BIRD $2.99dz 359 YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT? I LAUGH CAUSE I JUST FARTED $2.99dz 360 HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE $2.99dz 361 THER ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. JUST STUPID PEOPLE $2.99dz 362 YOU'RE ONLY CHEATING IF YOU GET CAUGHT $2.99dz 363 YOU TRIED YOUR BEST AND FAILED MISERABLE. LESSON IS NEVER TRY $2.99dz 364 THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES $2.99dz 365 PSYCHOAMAZON WARB***H FROM H*** WITH AN ATTITUDE $2.99dz 366 I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LESBIAN SEX $2.99dz 368 I DON'T MISS HER, BUT I MISS HER TONGUE RING $2.99dz 369 MY OTHER MOTORCYCLE IS A BROOM $2.99dz 370 DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT $2.99dz 371 IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE, STOP LOOKING AT MY STICKERS $2.99dz 372 ASTROGLIDE MAKES HER FEEL YOUNG AGAIN $2.99dz 373 YOU SAY I'M A B***H LIKE IT'S A BAD THING $2.99dz 374 YOU'RE CHILD MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT $2.99dz 375 WORK HARDER!! MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU $2.99dz 376 SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED, I'M NOT $2.99dz 377 NOBODY LIVES FOREVER $2.99dz 378 I MIGHT BE OLD, BUT I STILL BURY A BONE $2.99dz 379 OUT OF MIND (BACK IN 5 MINUTES) $2.99dz 380 EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES $2.99dz 381 KEVORKIAN FOR WHITE HOUSE POSITION NOW $2.99dz 383 THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DON'T $2.99dz 384 POLITICALLY INCORRECT & PROUD $2.99dz 385 DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION $2.99dz 386 UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL $2.99dz 387 SUPPORT BLACK BIKERS $2.99dz 388 I LOVE MY COUNTRY. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I'M AFFRIAD OF $2.99dz 391 IF I WANTED A B***H, I WOULD BUY A DOG $2.99dz 392 I MAY BE A B***H, BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITER $2.99dz 393 YOU WANT ME, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET $2.99dz 394 WHAT THE BIKE WANTS, THE BIKE GETS $2.99dz 396 PEOPLE SHOULD NOT FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, GOVERNMENT SHOULD FEAR IT'S PEOPLE $2.99dz 398 I'M NOT F****N STUPID, BUT I USED TO $2.99dz 399 I ALWAYS SMELL IT FIRST $2.99dz 400 I TOOK A PAIN PILL, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE $2.99dz 401 I'M NOT SHY, I STUDY MY PREY $2.99dz 402 SMILE & LET IT GO $2.99dz 403 PLEASE BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE $2.99dz 404 I'M BAD WITH NAMES. 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I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS $2.99dz 466 WHOOP - DEE - F****NG - DO $2.99dz 467 AND YOUR BULL S*** OPINION WOULD BE $2.99dz 468 ALCOHOL WAS INVENTED SO UGLE PEOPLE COULD GET LAID TOO $2.99dz 469 YOU SAY B***H LIKE THAT IS A BAD THING $2.99dz 470 FOR A GOODTIME CALL SOMEONE ELSE $2.99dz 471 I DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO DO $2.99dz 472 AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A S*** $2.99dz 473 BEING A CRABBY B***H IS PART OF MY CHARM $2.99dz 474 HITLER WAS A JERK $2.99dz 475 SAY 'NO' TO DRUGS! THAT WILL BRING THE PRICES DOWN $2.99dz 476 THE POLICE NEVER THINK IT IS AS FUNNY AS YOU DO $2.99dz 477 TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED $2.99dz 478 I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST, BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK $2.99dz 479 I DON'T SKINNY DIP I CHUNKY DIP $2.99dz 480 DON'T HIT KIDS! THEY HAVE GUNS NOW $2.99dz 481 I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT $2.99dz 482 I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM. I CAN'T AFFORD IT $2.99dz 483 I MAY BE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS B***H, BUT I AM DAMN GOOD AT IT $2.99dz 484 I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU REALLY BAD $2.99dz 485 I RESPECT YOUR OPINION I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT $2.99dz 486 I SUFFER FROM CRS (I CAN'T REMEMBER S***) $2.99dz 487 I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE, THAT B***H HAS EVERYTHING $2.99dz 488 I WASN'T BORN A B***H. 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(REV 3:16) $2.99dz 505 SANTA GAVE ME COAL, JESUS SAVED MY SOUL $2.99dz 506 DIVORCE IS LIKE THROWING UP. YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT YOU FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS $2.99dz 510 PRAY $2.99dz 511 RELIGION HAPPENS $2.99dz 512 IMPEACH $2.99dz 513 PRESS '1' FOR ENGLISH PRESS '2' TO BE DEPORTED $2.99dz 514 JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT $2.99dz 515 DADDY MADE ME A PRINCESS MEN MADE ME A B***H $2.99dz 516 OBAMA CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME $2.99dz 518 DEPORT OBAMA $2.99dz 519 GOD HATES COWARDS $2.99dz 520 WHO IS JOHN GALT? $2.99dz 521 SPEAK ENGLISH...A*****E $2.99dz 522 IMPEACH THE DICTATOR $2.99dz 523 IN CASE OF ACCIDENT DO NOT REMOVE HELMET $2.99dz 524 WHO LIT THE STRING ON YOUR TAMPON $2.99dz 525 CAN I EAT YOUR TACO? $2.99dz 526 I BONE SOCCER MOMS $2.99dz 527 CAUTION! I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS $2.99dz 528 SHORT PEOPLE GROW UP TO BE SHORT PEOPLE $2.99dz 529 I LOVE SLUTS $2.99dz YES! YOU GET THEM ALL! If You Have Any Problems/Questions, Please Feel Free To CONTACT US Through eBay. Description Combined Shipping Policies Returns Contact Us Combined Shipping: Combined Shipping: - Most Items Will Qualify For Combined Shipping. - Excluded Items will be Identified in the Items Description. - HOW IS THE COMBINED SHIPPING CALCULATED? It's simple, the item with the most expensive shipping charge will be the 'Base' for calculating the combined shipping. Each item other than the "Base" item will add $1.00 to the shipping charges. For example, lets say you order a tire, which cost $14.99 to ship and a tube, which cost $4.99 to ship. WITHOUT Combined Shipping, the shipping would cost $19.98, BUT WITH Combined Shipping, the shipping cost would just be $15.99. i.e. $14.99='Base' + $1.00 for each additional item... If you have any questions or IF for some reason your combined shipping is NOT calculated like this, please send us a message through ebay or email us at [email protected] and we will correct the issue immediately.. Thank You For Shopping AT BIKE SHOP SUPPLY COMPANY! Description Combined Shipping Policies Returns Contact Us Policies: Shipping Policy: ALL ITEMS LISTED ARE NORMALLY IN STOCK AND READY TO SHIP. Domestic Orders: - Most** Orders will Normally Ship within 24 hours (Mon-Fri) of payment being received. - **NOTE: Wholesale Orders Normally Ship 1 - 3 Days (Mon-Fri) of payment being received. - Our Prefered Shipping Method is USPS but, depending on cost, larger orders may be shipped UPS. - For all shipments, that are larger than a standard envelope, a tracking number will be provided. - Customers with low or negative feedback MUST receive their order at a confirmed address. - We DO ship to P.O. Boxes through USPS. International Orders: - Please email us at [email protected] prior to purchasing for a shipping quote. - Most** Orders will Normally Ship within 48 hours (Mon-Fri) of payment being received. - **Wholesale Orders Normally Ship 1 - 3 Days (Mon-Fri) of payment being received. - Import duties, taxes and other international fees are not included in our charges. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. - Please check with your customs office to determine what, if any, charges will apply. - We Do NOT Ship International Orders to customers with low or negative feedback. Wholesale Orders: - Please read additional wholesale policies in our wholesale sections. Thank You For Shopping AT BIKE SHOP SUPPLY COMPANY! Description Combined Shipping Policies Returns Contact Us Returns: RETURN POLICIES: When you buy from Bike Shop Supply, you are covered by our 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE! If you receive an item with a factory defect, please report the issue to Bike Shop Supply within 3 days of your delivery date. We will then provide you with a RMA# and a return address. As soon as we inspect the returned item, we will ship you a replacement or we will refund your purchase price, your original shipping charges, and the return shipping charges via PayPal. Return Shipping Charges are refunded based upon Bike Shop Supply's choice of return shipping method/carrier. If you are not satisfied with your purchase from Bike Shop Supply, you can return item(s) for a refund or exchange within 5 days of the delivery date. Buyer is responsible for delivering the item to Bike Shop Supply. All returned items must be in resalable condition, with all original tags, packaging, manuals, etc. If you need to return an Item, please contact us for a RMA# and a return address. Once the item has been received by Bike Shop Supply and passed inspection, if you'd prefer an exchange, we will ship your new item(s) for free. For refunds, you will be refunded the original purchase price less shipping costs incurred by Bike Shop Supply and a 10% restocking fee. Shipping costs incurred by Bike Shop Supply in a Free Shipping promotion will also be deducted from the refunded amount. Software, copyrighted materials (DVDs, manuals, books, etc.), and personal use items that are used at your mouth or in your ear cannot be returned. Thank You For Shopping AT BIKE SHOP SUPPLY COMPANY! Description Combined Shipping Policies Returns Contact Us Contact Us: CONTACT US: If you have any questions, concerns, complaints, suggestions or if you just need some purchasing advice, please feel free to contact any of our Customer Service Representatives. We will be more than happy to help you in any way that we can. - The best method to contact us is via ebay's message system. - To send an attachment or a regular email, you can email us at '[email protected]'. - Our Mailing address is: Bike Shop Supply Company 17648 US Hwy 11 Springville, AL 35146 Thank You For Shopping AT BIKE SHOP SUPPLY COMPANY!   - PLEASE READ OUR WHOLESALE POLICY - CLICK PICTURES FOR A LARGER VIEW   LOOK-> Here Are Some More Great Deals!   Super Hot Deals!                 Buy Direct From The Manufacturer And SAVE BIG! As Low As $2.00 A Dozen!