Version 4.5 Are You Ready To Make Money In The T-Shirt Business? Do You Want To Get Started With The Lowest Investment Possible? then is for you!! If you want to create great looking T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Totebags, Mousepads, Bandanas, & More then The Monkey Press is for you! If you want to be able to use inkjet and laser transfers that you can create yourself then The Monkey Press is for you! If you want to use Rhinestones and Crystals to design your creations then The Monkey Press is for you! If you want an easy way to use Vinyl-Cut Lettering or Screen Print Transfers then The Monkey Press is for you! If you want to spend more money to accomplish the same thing then The Monkey Press IS NOT for you! WHY SPEND $400-$1000 on a COMMERCIAL HEAT PRESS? Seriously...all a commercial heat press does is evenly apply heat and pressure to an iron-on to transfer the image to a t-shirt! The Monkey Press© does the exact same thing! Now granted...The Monkey Press© isn't intended to take the place of a commercial heat press machine but for those of us that don't NEED a commercial heat press machine or are on a limited budget The Monkey Press© will work just fine! 1500 Watts of Heat Making Power! Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaargh!!! Teflon Coated Heat Platen! Easy To Keep Clean! Radiant Reflective Lower Pad! Maximize Your Heat! Adjustable Temperature Up To 400 Degrees! Flexibility To Meet Your Needs! Online Tech Support! Visit Our Website For Help! Exclusive Double Power Cam! Apply The Right Pressure Every Time! 10" x 15" Contoured Padding Pressing Area! No Wasted Space! Digital Timer Included! Know When To Say When! Custom Height Adjustment! Decorate Thicker Items With Ease! Color Instructions Included! Get It Right The First Time! You might be asking yourself, "Why should I purchase a Monkey Press instead of one of those 'other' hand-assembled presses I see on eBay?" Great question! Realize that all hand-assembled presses are not created equal. The Monkey Press utilizes a double handle design as well as a Double Power Cam to make the most of the pressure you apply when creating your decorated items. Heat and pressure are the two main ingredients for obtaining quality results when using a heat press. Our design makes the most effective use of both! Check out the the graphic below to help illustrate the difference. Create... Print... Apply... Enjoy! So Easy Even A Monkey Could Do It!* * We haven't actually had the opportunity to see if a monkey could do it or not...Sorry. But if anybody out there has access to a monkey and would like to let us know if the monkey was actually able to work The Monkey Press© we'd love to hear from you and see pictures!! Here's are a few of the frequently asked questions we receive: (seriously...these have all been asked at our website) What is The Monkey Press©? The Monkey Press© is a hand assembled machine that allows you to quickly and easily create beautiful custom t-shirts, sweatshirts, tote-bags, mousepads, etc. just like a commercial heat press. What is a commercial heat press? A commercial heat press is a big, expensive machine that allows you to evenly apply heat and pressure to a thin item (like a t-shirt) to transfer an iron-on image to the item. What is an iron-on? An iron-on typically consists of a special paper that you use in your inkjet printer to create images that you can then apply to an item like a t-shirt. What is an inkjet printer? OK...if we're really at that point then we're afraid that you should stop reading this auction, put down the mouse, and back away from the monitor! Can you actually press a monkey with The Monkey Press©? Probably...but we don't recommend it or encourage it! Besides...they usually won't sit still long enough to let you and they get really, REALLY pissed at you for trying!! Does The Monkey Press© really work? YES! It works wonderfully and looks really cool doing it! What is The Monkey Press© made out of? Each Monkey Press© is hand made and assembled using a combination of hardwoods to ensure that it lasts more than a weekend. What if I buy one and I don't like it? Send it back in new condition in the original packaging with everything we sent you and we'll refund your money minus any shipping costs. We don't mind standing by our product but paying for the shipping would get a bit costly! Why haven't you answered my email? We make every effort to answer each and every question we receive in a thorough and timely manner. Sometimes we don't do it as quickly as folks may like. We are truly sorry. We are only human (for the most part) and can only do so much at any one time but sometimes the banana manages to give us the slip! What is the Strongman Edition of The Monkey Press©? The Strongman Edition of The Monkey Press© comes without our exclusive Power Cam© installed. This allows you to save a little bit of money if you are willing to use a little of muscle when making your t-shirts! Can I get the Power Cam© later if I change my mind? Sure! We allow registered users to purchase a Power Cam© at a later date through our eBay store if they change their mind and decide they don't want to add any muscle to the shirt-making process! What is the difference between the Original Monkey Press© and the Portable Edition of The Monkey Press©? About 10lbs, $40 bucks, and the color of the graphics!! Seriously though, the Portable Edition was created due to customer requests for a product with the same quality craftmanship and attention to detail that has made The Original Monkey Press© so incredibly popular (and the prototype for so many cheap knock-offs and poor quality imitations you now see all over eBay) but at a more entry-level price point. Does the Portable Edition come with a warranty? Yup! Same one(1) year warranty that we offer with The Original Monkey Press© comes with the Portable Edition of The Monkey Press© Should I buy an Original Monkey Press© as well as The Portable Edition to make sure I'm ready no matter what type of job comes along? Not only should you buy both editions for yourself but we highly recommend that you by a version for every member of your family (they'll pay you back on your birthday - trust us), a version for each family in your neighborhood (don't want to seem snooty), 2 for your boss (so he understands when you decide to quit in 6 months because your t-shirt business has taken off!), a version for your mail carrier (gotta keep them happy!), a version for the guy or gal that delivers your newspaper (just because), and get one for you pet (since you never really know what they like to do when you leave them alone for the day!) Payment Information Payments for this listing can be made by PayPal only. Other payment methods are available through our company website. All payments must clear before the item will ship. Due to credit card regulations pertaining to credit card fraud, please be advised that all products will be shipped ONLY to the billing address where you receive your credit card statement. It is for your own protection. Other payment methods do not require a confirmed address. Sales Tax A 6.75% sales tax is applied to all orders shipped to a North Carolina address. Sales tax is calculated only on the extended price (unit price x quantity) total, excluding shipping and other charges. Shipping Information We ONLY ship to confirmed addresses (PayPal, All Credit Cards). No exceptions to this rule. Each Monkey Press© is professionally packaged and shipped to you fully assembled and ready to go! We DO NOT inflate our shipping charges to make more money on the sale. The cost you see is our actual shipping cost to ship the unit to you. Insurance is required given the cost and nature of the product and is listed as a separate charge on your invoice. ** IMPORTANT ** Each Monkey Press© shipment requires signature confirmation upon delivery. Please be sure to include a current daytime phone number with your payment as this information is required by our shipper. Your press will NOT be shipped without this information. Sorry, NO P.O. Box addresses. * Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico orders are shipped USPS Priority Mail only. Please contact us for an exact shipping quote. * Shipping insurance is required for every purchase. * Shipping via FedEx Ground/Home Delivery. All orders will be scheduled to ship as soon possible AFTER payment has been confirmed. We normally ship Monday thru Friday excluding holidays. * A combined shipping discount is available for items going to the same address. We are unable to ship to P.O. Boxes, or APO/FPO's. International transactions with the exception of Canada are not available. * We ship to all 50 U.S. states. * All orders are processed Monday thru Friday. Orders are not processed for shipment on weekends and holidays. * We will automatically email you with the tracking number within 24 hours of processing and shipping your item. Every Monkey Press© is professionally assembled and tested to ensure that you receive a quality product. We are so sure of the quality we offer you a one year warranty against any defects in materials or workmanship. Now, this warranty doesn't cover such silliness as dropping the unit out of a window or backing over it with your SUV but it does let you know that our press is designed to last and that we stand behind our products! “Great Product For The Price!“ “I was skeptical at first but your product has really done a fantastic job!” “You guys aren't monkey'n around at all! Works Great!” “I bought it for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!” “Holy C*%&!! It really works!!” “Kudos for your creativity!” “Very clever design and great attention to detail.” “Thanks for the great customer service!!” “I love how it looks but more importantly I love how easy it is to use! Thanks!” “I really love my Monkey Press!” “We used it to put the names on the back of the jerseys for all the kids on my sons soccer team. They were absolutely thrilled!” “My daughter and I are going to be able to give everyone personalized gifts this year thanks to The Monkey Press!” “We purchased The Monkey Press over a year ago and it has performed perfectly the entire time!” “My press actually paid for itself within the first 2 months of opening my t-shirt shop! I couldn't be happier!” “Our little side business selling t-shirts has become a full time job!!” “You should be charging more considering how well your press is made!” “Just wanted to drop you a note and tell you how happy I am with my Monkey Press! Two years now and it's still going strong! Thanks again!” “I am truly AMAZED!!” “MP ROCKS!” “Great Machine!!! Does exactly what it needs to do!!” “Works Great. Wonderful Craftsmanship.” If you purchase The Monkey Press© and decide that it does not meet your heat press needs, then you can simply return it within 7 days of receiving the unit for a refund of the purchase price. Shipping charges are not refundable. Please see our store for additional policy information. What Else Can We Say? You have everything to gain and nothing to loose! If you want to save yourself time and money creating great personalized items for yourself, your family, or to sell online as a great source of income then you need The Monkey Press©! Disclaimer: No monkeys were harmed during the layout, design, development, or production of The Monkey Press© or the creation of this eBay auction. Furthermore, this product is NOT intended for the pressing of monkeys, apes, orangutangs or any other animals (or people) for that matter! If this is your intention we ask that you please look elsewhere for your style of entertainment. ©2008,09 The Monkey Press, LLC. All Rights Reserved.