New Year Special! Limited Time Offer w/Bonus Software!
Price: $99.95
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OH MY! SHE'S NUDE!
Check out the latest edition of Playchimp Magazine! Our Lite Edition is this months featured centerfold! It took a ton of money, twenty six crates of Brazilian Bananas, and several closed door meetings but she finally agreed to take it all off for Playchimp Magazine and we couldn't be happier!
Now, this is obviously not a real magazine(shame on you if you thought it was) but we thought it would be a funny way to get your attention. What we're really trying to say to you is that this auction is for the fantastic Lite Edition of The Monkey Press minus the pretty paint job and sexy labels.
What this means to you is that you get a chance to own the same quality heat press that we sell in our store but save a bunch of cash!!
Go ahead...hit the Buy It Now button...before we come to our senses...
Don't let the name of our latest model fool you! The Lite Edition of The Monkey Press is only lite when it comes to its price and right now, during this special introductory period, we are offering this fantastic new model for a great low price!
**IMPORTANT** This store listing is a special promotional offer for the Monkey Press Lite Edition! This promotional offer could change or end at any time so if you want one grab one quick! Otherwise, you could end up very unhappy and slingin' poo at anybody that crosses your path!
Are You Ready To Make Money In The T-Shirt Business?
Do You Want To Get Started With The Lowest Investment Possible?
then
is for you!!
If you want to create great looking T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Totebags, Mousepads, Bandanas, & More then The Monkey Press is for you!
If you want to be able to use inkjet and laser transfers that you can create yourself then The Monkey Press is for you!
If you want to use Rhinestones and Crystals to design your creations then The Monkey Press is for you!
1500 Watts of Heat Making Power! Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaargh!!! Teflon Coated Heat Platen! Easy To Keep Clean! Radiant Reflective Lower Pad! Maximize Your Heat! Adjustable Temperature Up To 400 Degrees! Flexibility To Meet Your Needs! Online Tech Support! Visit Our Website For Help!
Exclusive Precision Power Cam! Apply The Right Pressure Every Time! 10" x 15" Contoured Padding Pressing Area! No Wasted Space! Digital Timer Included! Know When To Say When! Custom Height Adjustment! Decorate Thicker Items With Ease! Color Instructions Included! Get It Right The First Time!
You might be asking yourself,
"Why should I purchase a Monkey Press instead of one of those 'other' hand-assembled presses I see on eBay?"
Great question! Realize that all hand-assembled presses are not created equal. The Monkey Press Lite Edition is based on several years of experience in designing and developing the best heat presses of their kind utilizing quality materials and professional craftsmanship. We doubt you'll find another individual or organization that takes as much pride in delivering a quality product to the end user than we do. Our workmanship represents who we are and we want you to know that we are proud of what we do!
Look at the other products and compare their features to ours. Compare the finished product to ours. We are certain that you will find that our products give you the best quality and the most features for the price.
Just because you are trying to save money on a heat press, doesn't mean you should have to sacrifice quality in the process!
What is a commercial heat press? A commercial heat press is a big, expensive machine that allows you to evenly apply heat and pressure to a thin item (like a t-shirt) to transfer an iron-on image to the item.
What is an iron-on? An iron-on typically consists of a special paper that you use in your inkjet printer to create images that you can then apply to an item like a t-shirt.
What is an inkjet printer? OK...if we're really at that point then we're afraid that you should stop reading this auction, put down the mouse, and back away from the monitor!
What if I buy one and I don't like it? Send it back in new condition in the original packaging with everything we sent you and we'll refund your money minus any shipping costs. We don't mind standing by our product but paying for the shipping would get a bit costly!
Why haven't you answered my email? We make every effort to answer each and every question we receive in a thorough and timely manner. Sometimes we don't do it as quickly as folks may like. We are truly sorry. We are only human (for the most part) and can only do so much at any one time but sometimes the banana manages to give us the slip!
Get a Fantastic Collection of Bonus Software for Free!
Along with your Monkey Press we are going to include, at no extra charge, a fantastic collection of software and extras that will get you started on your way to creating fantastic personalized custom designs right from your Windows PC!
T-Shirt Maker Software A fast and easy way for anyone to create customized apparel and gift items. Whether you choose from one of hundreds of the included ready-to-customize design templates or you simply import a photo and add some text you can be creating fantastic designs in minutes!
Photo Editing/Graphic Design Software A fantastic raster editing tool used to retouch and edit photos, images, etc. while also offering ability to perform freeform drawing. Tasks such as resizing, editing, cropping photos, combining multiple images, and converting between different image formats is possible with this software. Great for both amateurs or professionals to allow you to work with clipart, photos, or just about anything you might want to include in your t-shirt designs!
Font Management Software A wonderfully useful tool for managing your fonts in Windows. No longer will you have to struggle to find the perfect font for your latest design. You can even compare multiple fonts at once allowing you to decide which font is right for your project. Some functions of the program include the ability to Install and Uninstall fonts, locate duplicate font files on your system, print custom font lists complete with images so you can browse your font collection offline, and so much more. Easy-to-understand user interface. Supported Font Types include: TrueType, TrueType Collection, OpenType, Adobe Type1.
Bonus Font Collection This collection of more than 1000 true type fonts will add just the right touch of style to your t-shirt designs and help you say exactly what you want to say with the style that is truly your own.
If you were to purchase comparable software to accomplish the same tasks as our bonus collection you could spend well over $500! You'll be getting it for no additional charge!
Payment Information
Payments for this listing can be made by PayPal only. Other payment methods are available through our company website. All payments must clear before the item will ship.
Due to credit card regulations pertaining to credit card fraud, please be advised that all products will be shipped ONLY to the billing address where you receive your credit card statement. It is for your own protection. Other payment methods do not require a confirmed address.
Sales Tax
A 7.75% sales tax is applied to all orders shipped to a North Carolina address. Sales tax is calculated only on the extended price (unit price x quantity) total, excluding shipping and other charges.
Shipping Information
We ONLY ship to confirmed addresses (PayPal, All Credit Cards). No exceptions to this rule.
* Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico orders are shipped USPS Priority Mail only. Please contact us for an exact shipping quote.
* Shipping insurance is required for every purchase.
* Shipping via FedEx Ground/Home Delivery. All orders will be scheduled to ship as soon possible AFTER payment has been confirmed. We normally ship Monday thru Friday excluding holidays.
* A combined shipping discount is available for items going to the same address. We are unable to ship to P.O. Boxes, or APO/FPO's. International transactions with the exception of Canada are not available.
* We ship to all 50 U.S. states.
* All orders are processed Monday thru Friday. Orders are not processed for shipment on weekends and holidays.
* We will automatically email you with the tracking number within 24 hours of processing and shipping your item.