Introducing The Abyss, a minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese
inspired LED watch from
the last syllable of recorded Time which gives its wearer the ability to
gaze into the
Abyss and thereby come face to face with the True Nature of his or her
own Being. What's
more, The Abyss allows you to experience reality in four dimensions as
The Tralfamadorians
do and as a result have total access to past, present, and future; and
be able to perceive
any point in Time at will.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though
The
Abyss
embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic
blue oyster cult
numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of
Protoss
warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged
minions, this Japanese
LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches,
The Abyss
relays temporal information
with a tap of the screen - YES,
The Abyss is a
touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star
systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation
Treaty of 3012. Please
check with your Federation Council before purchasing).
The Abyss
stays broodingly dark
like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon
which the screen
explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce
Springsteens dancing in
the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a
River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The
Abyss' crystal surface for a few
seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.
At a Glance...
- Touchscreen LED Watch!
- Uber Cool All-Black Design
- Hour and Minute Information
- Soft Leather Strap
- Normally sells for around USD200!
- Order from us and get it in a few days instead of a few weeks!