UNIQUE IRON SAMURAI JAPANESE INSPIRED RED LED WATCH
Price: $29.99
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
Introducing The Iron Samurai, a lava red Japanese inspired LED watch from
an alternative future which gives its wearer cool omnipotence by
rewriting the rules of how temporal data (time) should be displayed.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even
though
The Iron Samurai embodies Tokugawan style and Shogunate design with its
blood red numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the final
battle between all the forces of good and evil in the multiverse, this
Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really
efficiently too!
Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the
screen light up like surfacing lava. Tap the bottom button to make the
numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row
represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes
information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.
In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself
spending all your time challenging strangers to duels. You will
probably live by the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence,
Respect, Honesty, Honour, and Loyalty. You'll start reading kanji and
reciting Haiku by Basho such as "even a horse / arrests my eyes—on this
/ snowy morrow." Yes, The Iron Samurai has been known to increase its
wearers' strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and
charisma by as much as 20 points each! Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal
are said to be Iron Samurai owners, as is David Bowie and Brian Eno. In
reality, this watch is perfect for Presidential dinner crashers,
Facebook celebs with over 1000 fans, Youtube directors with over
2,000,000 views, anyone who can play the entirety of Neil Zaza's I'm
Alright on electric guitar, iPhone 3Gs owners, or anybody who is a
somebody.
At a Glance...
Crimson Red LED's
Time and Date function
Top row for hours display
Bottom row for minutes display
Normally sells for around USD200!
Manufacturer Specifications
Main Function: Japanese-inspired red LED digital watch
Screen: Top and bottom row LED lights for time and date display
Bracelet:
- Material: Samurai sword carbonized steel folded 1000x over
- Length: ~ 180 mm with 18 segments for wrist adjustment
Clasp: Exclusive fold over lock design
Function Buttons (right-side):
- Top (hour and date display + select)
- Button (change mode)
Settings: Time, Date, Year
Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed
Manufacturer Ref: SEPP3212125X1S
Product Notes
Similar LED watches sell on the Internet for over 10x the UN Investments, Inc.
price.
Press the top button to display the time on demand.
This watch is not waterproof
Package Contents for CVIZ-G165
Red LED Watch
User Manual - English
Attractive Gift Box
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
How do I change the time and date on this watch?
Press the lower button on the right side of the watch. This
will cause the current setting to blink. Continue pressing the lower
button until you arrive at the setting you want to change. Next, press
the top button to change the information.
What type of batteries does this watch use? This
Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this
type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell
batteries.
How long will the batteries last? The batteries
should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date
information is only displayed when you want.
Why is this watch called The Iron Samurai?
Because while it is illegal to walk around your city with a
samurai sword, it is not illegal to wear a watch around town. But how can
you wear a watch that embodies the same coolness as a samurai sword? Only
by buying and wearing the Iron Samurai my friend.
You mentioned that this watch is perfect for Presidential
dinner crashers, Facebook celebs with over 1000 fans, Youtube directors
with over 2,000,000 views, anyone who can play the entirety of Neil
Zaza's I'm Alright on electric guitar, and iPhone 3Gs owners. What if I
don't belong to one of these groups? This watch is also
perfect for machine language hackers, North Shore babes, Yukio Mishima
fans, anyone who can sing the entire Open Arms by Journey at karaoke, as
well as direct descendants of real Samurai.
Reviews for: (Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch)
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
SSSSsuperGGGGreat by frank rodriguez - on 12/29/2009
Feels and Looks HOT.Lots of remarks. Great design and fast service got mine very quickly
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
very nice by Bob Koomans - on 12/29/2009
very nice watch looks even beter in real live
delivered in a strong box
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
Superb! by Max Steep - on 12/22/2009
Stunning time piece.
Peeking LED does resemble a flow of lava)
Highly recommended!
I'm buying lots more as presents.
Buy them!!!
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
AMAZING! by Car2nr - on 12/20/2009
Not
too heavy. Very durable. Sounds hallow but looks amazing. It took
awhile to get to my house, I would say 2 weeks. Worth the wait. I just
ordered two more just because I was very impressed.
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
Amazing by Curt Gratteau - on 12/19/2009
Was
drop shipped over night from China to Salt Lake City UT. USA. Fantastic
design, works well, easy to understand functions. Over all I am really
impressed.
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
Excellent! by Marco D'Arcangelo - on 12/17/2009
Beautiful
design, at a very competitive price, actually the very best. I'm very
satisfied about UN Investments Inc quick support, good to have such delivery
choice no matter the price really, it's a guarantee.
Will buy again.
Iron Samurai - Japanese Inspired Red LED Watch
reloj muy original y atractivo by Jose Antonio Martin Quesada - on 12/13/2009
Estoy
muy satisfecho con la compra de este reloj. La gente se sorprende al
ver este reloj. Diseño muy original. Parece una pulsera. A quien se lo
enseñes no se creerá que es un reloj.
Cinco estrellas al diseñador.
I am very satisfied with the purchase of this watch. People are
surprised to see this watch. Original design. It looks like a bracelet.
Who will teach him not think it's a clock.
Five stars to the designer.
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