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NEW IRON SAMURAI JAPANESE INSPIRED RED LED WATCH HOT
Price: $34.89
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NEW IRON SAMURAI JAPANESE INSPIRED RED LED WATCH HOT
Introducing The Iron Samurai, a lava red Japanese inspired LED watch from
an alternative future which gives its wearer cool omnipotence by
rewriting the rules of how temporal data (time) should be displayed.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even
though
The Iron Samurai embodies Tokugawan style and Shogunate design with its
blood red numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the final
battle between all the forces of good and evil in the multiverse, this
Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really
efficiently too!
Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the
screen light up like surfacing lava. Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.
In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself spending
all your time challenging strangers to duels. You will probably live by
the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence, Respect, Honesty,
Honour, and Loyalty. You'll start reading kanji and reciting Haiku by Basho such as "even a horse / arrests my eyes—on this / snowy morrow." Yes, The Iron Samurai has been known to increase its wearers' strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma by as much as 20 points each! Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are said to be Iron Samurai owners, as is David Bowie and Brian Eno. In reality, this watch is perfect for Presidential dinner crashers, Facebook celebs with over 1000 fans, Youtube directors with over 2,000,000 views, anyone who can play the entirety of Neil Zaza's I'm Alright on electric guitar, iPhone 3Gs owners, or anybody who is a somebody.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell
for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 10x the price
we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for
yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock
in some amazing profits!
At a Glance...
- Crimson Red LED's
- Time and Date function
- Top row for hours display
- Bottom row for minutes display
- Normally sells for around USD200!
Manufacturer Specifications
- Main Function: Japanese-inspired red LED digital watch
- Screen: Top and bottom row LED lights for time and date display
- Bracelet:
- Material: Samurai sword carbonized steel folded 1000x over
- Length: ~ 180 mm with 18 segments for wrist adjustment
- Clasp: Exclusive fold over lock design
- Function Buttons (right-side):
- Top (hour and date display + select)
- Button (change mode)
- Settings: Time, Date, Year
- Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed
- Manufacturer Ref: SEPP3212125X1S
Product Notes
- Press the top button to display the time on demand.
- This watch is not waterproof
Package Contents for CVIZ-G165
- Red LED Watch
- User Manual - English
- Attractive Gift Box
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
- How do I change the time and date on this watch?
Press the lower button on the right side of the watch. This
will cause the current setting to blink. Continue pressing the lower
button until you arrive at the setting you want to change. Next, press
the top button to change the information.
- What type of batteries does this watch use?
This
Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this
type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell
batteries.
- How long will the batteries last?
The batteries
should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date
information is only displayed when you want.
- Is this a Tokyo Flash watch?
No, it is better
because it costs almost 1/15th the price of a Tokyo Flash watch and is
also backed by 12 month warranty.
- Why is this watch called The Iron Samurai?
Because while it is illegal to walk around your city with a
samurai sword, it is not illegal to wear a watch around town. But how can
you wear a watch that embodies the same coolness as a samurai sword? Only
by buying and wearing the Iron Samurai my friend.
- You mentioned that this watch is perfect for Presidential
dinner crashers, Facebook celebs with over 1000 fans, Youtube directors
with over 2,000,000 views, anyone who can play the entirety of Neil
Zaza's I'm Alright on electric guitar, and iPhone 3Gs owners. What if I
don't belong to one of these groups?
This watch is also
perfect for machine language hackers, North Shore babes, Yukio Mishima
fans, anyone who can sing the entire Open Arms by Journey at karaoke, as
well as direct descendants of real Samurai.
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Shipping and Handling
We ship using Air Mail.
Delivery time is 7 - 14 working days.
Shipment usually takes longer during Holiday Period (eg: Christmas, Chinese New Year etc).
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