ZiLvY
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posted on August 4, 2001 04:07:19 PM new
Helen, are you molting??? You little chickadee, you!! 
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 04:45:02 PM new
No, Zilvy...I'm learning how to soar and strike.
Helen (no chickadee)
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ZiLvY
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posted on August 4, 2001 05:27:29 PM new
Watch out for  jet engines!!
[ edited by ZiLvY on Aug 4, 2001 05:28 PM ]
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 05:47:49 PM new
Zilvy
Maybe you can give me a few pointers on that jet evasion. LoL!!!
Helen
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twinsoft
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posted on August 4, 2001 05:51:30 PM new
Her baby sister? Like anyone's going to believe that!? And I suppose the older-looking gentleman who bought her a sports car is her rich uncle. Yeah, right.
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 06:12:23 PM new
Yes, dammit! her baby sister!!! Have you seen the mother of Barbie and the baby sister?...better looking than Barbie!!! and the sports car belongs to the mother and the rich guy is no uncle.
Dam! Why did it take you so long to figure that out?
Helen
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ZiLvY
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posted on August 4, 2001 06:14:07 PM new
He's just a simple country boy!! That Barbie is a babe...
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 06:18:33 PM new
No Zilvy,
He is a sophisticated guy and he is not interested in that young inexperienced teen ager. Good grief!
Helen
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bananaspiderbite
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posted on August 4, 2001 06:39:07 PM new
Dan Quayle crusaded against Murphy Brown. Or was it Bart Simpson? Or was it George Bush and Bart Simpson? I always get the four of them mixed up.
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ZiLvY
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posted on August 4, 2001 06:41:10 PM new
First post huh banana splitskies, good luck!
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 07:00:01 PM new
Both about family values...Dan Quale wanted Murphy Brown's baby to have a father and George Bush wanted the American family to be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons because the Simpsons were Libertarians.
Helen
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bananaspiderbite
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posted on August 4, 2001 07:05:09 PM new
Of course! I remember now. For a moment, I thought I was recalling it was an attempt to hook Murphy Brown up with Bart Simpson.
Barbie and Buzz Lightyear would make a good couple.
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Hjw
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posted on August 4, 2001 07:13:27 PM new
Bye Bye Everybody!
Helen
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kraftdinner
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posted on August 4, 2001 08:11:06 PM new
Hey everyone.....topics matter!
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krs
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posted on August 4, 2001 08:17:24 PM new
Boring troll invasion again. Same boring trolls--new boring names.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on August 4, 2001 08:31:35 PM new
Ken doesn't have genitalia.
Neither does Barbie.
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rawbunzel
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posted on August 4, 2001 08:37:36 PM new
Now that's a topic!
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ZiLvY
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posted on August 4, 2001 08:39:00 PM new
Ergo Barbie didn't have a baby...go tell it on the Mountain!!
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krs
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posted on August 4, 2001 09:14:10 PM new
Which did you examine first, James?
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Microbes
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posted on August 4, 2001 10:57:54 PM new
Nah, barbie dolls are like rabbits, you can look, but it's hard to tell.
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rachelcrisscross
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posted on August 4, 2001 11:02:44 PM new
I think Hjw said that it was a case of immaculate conception.
The reason I really posted to this thread though, concerns Ken. Examine closely.
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twinsoft
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posted on August 4, 2001 11:26:17 PM new
Dam! Why did it take you so long to figure that out?
I get all the news I need from the Saturday morning cartoons.
Ken has no genitalia.
Old news.
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gaffan
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posted on August 4, 2001 11:48:40 PM new
I get all the news I need from the Saturday morning cartoons.
Explains much.
-gaffan-
(waiting to find out what I can put in my sig file)
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on August 5, 2001 08:55:27 PM new
OK, we can solve this like a school problem.
WHO IS KRISSY - WHAT IS HER RELATIONSHIP TO BARBIE?
Please vote for your favorite:
A. One nite Barbie and Ken were out in his new PT Cruiser and her showed her just how much room was in the back seat.
B. Barbie is now a porn star and took on 85 men one nite - no one knows who Krissy's father is.
C. Barbie is a lesbian and since she cannot have a baby with her lifepartner Teresa, they called up Rosie and she helped them adopt Krissy.
D. Skipper is actually a wild child who has been doing some dirty dancing with Todd. She was sent to visit her "Uncle Jumpin'" for 9 months and came back looking a bit heavier. Mattel has her doing some athletics to "tighten up".
E. Wheelchair Becky gets around better than everyone thinks. She tried "The Swing" one nite and .... well, the rest is history.
F. Krissy is Barbie's littlest sister. The Kelly dolls did so well that Mattel decided to add a baby to the mix.
One of the above answers is the truth. Choose your favorite
BECKY
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