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 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 04:55:30 PM new
plsmith, is there a difference if the potato is knobby or smooth?



 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:01:36 PM new
I live in the SF Bay Area, remember? Our beaches are so "interesting" that ya can't even walk on 'em without shoes.

I haven't studied The Potato Phenomenon in great detail, I'm just aware that God doesn't have *that* big a sense of humor...

 
 toke
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:02:15 PM new
Muriel...Meg Ryan. I think it goes away after a while, right? Seems to me they have to keep getting injections...

 
 toke
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:03:15 PM new
Gives new meaning to "Would you like fries with that?" Heh.

 
 saabsister
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:03:50 PM new
I'm still fascinated by comb-overs. I can understand snowyegret's urge and men who wear comb-overs probably live in fear of women like her. Maybe the Sampson and Delilah thing. I'd really love to run up to a guy wearing all(oops,all isn't a good word) that plastered hair and ask,"What's with the do,Dude?"

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:07:39 PM new

Hepburn

Only you would think of that question.

Helen

 
 tegan
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:08:48 PM new
I have to admit if I were a teenager now I would definatly be Goth,probably have a ton of piercings too.


 
 saabsister
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:14:03 PM new
OT

tegan, I meant to answer you in the other thread - my parents have been married 56 years today.

 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:15:19 PM new
Good thread! What drives me crazy is when guys put hair-pics or combs in their afro's. What's the deal with that? They can't find a better place to put their comb?

Last week I saw a guy who was wearing a visor UPSIDE-DOWN. I don't get it.

And guys who wear their jeans down to their knees so you can see their boxers. Like it's SOO cool to see your underwear when you're walking down the street. Please.

And teenage girls who dress like they are in their mid-twenties who are strippers or hookers. It's disgusting.

Oh, and anything more than 2 ear piercings gross me out. I don't like piercings anywhere else.

And I do not like ANY tattoos. Anywhere.



[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Oct 13, 2001 05:18 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:15:41 PM new

Well, if I were a teenager, i would not be into piercings but I would be on the first flight to California.

Helen

 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:21:01 PM new
I can see ya now, Helen, dating some guy named Spud...

Tokie, thank you aplenty for not mentioning mashed potatoes...
 
 snowyegret
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:24:06 PM new
Mr. Potato Butt!!??

ROTF


You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 uaru
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:26:31 PM new
And I do not like ANY tattoos. Anywhere.

If I'd never cement a picture on to my living room wall, I damn sure wouldn't get a tattoo. I see some tattoos of a skull with a snake crawling out of the eye or other images you can't image looking at for a lifetime and I think, "This guy was real stupid and/or real drunk at one point in his life."

I can understand getting a wife and children, but a tattoo?! Tattoos are permanent!

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:29:35 PM new
plsmith

No...I go for the real thing.

Helen



[ edited by Hjw on Oct 13, 2001 05:30 PM ]
 
 toke
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:35:06 PM new
pls...

Welcome... Sweet potatoes are nice for Thanksgiving, though, dontcha think?

 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:35:38 PM new
Oh. Well then, you'll be unhappy to learn that most of the real things in the Bay Area are dating other real things...

edited to add: Toke, I thank my lucky stars that my family was too dysfunctional to hand down Thanksgiving recipes requiring sweet potatoes. We *did* invent throwing the turkey on the diningroom floor though, I believe...

[ edited by plsmith on Oct 13, 2001 05:38 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:38:31 PM new

good grief...what a tragedy.

Helen

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:42:39 PM new

If they could just see me, they might change their minds.

 
 toke
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:52:50 PM new
Now, pls...them're good eats.



 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:53:43 PM new
hahaha, you're even crazier than I thought!


edited to add: Darn you, Toke, you're always sneakin' a post in. I have been subjected to all manner of gooey, marshmallow-clad, steaming sweet potato dishes. I don't like 'em. Now, if ya wanna talk turkey dressing, that is another thing entirely...
[ edited by plsmith on Oct 13, 2001 05:56 PM ]
 
 barbkeith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 05:54:00 PM new
A friend of mine used to golf with a man with a combover. She said everytime the wind would blow his hair would flap over and he'd just smooth it back down. I could not have kept a straight face. Then again she also golfed with a man in his fifties named "Bob" and they called his son who was in his thirties "Baby Bob". One thing that personally bothers me is when women wear light colored pants and either dark undies or flowered ones. Don't they know? Maybe they do. When I was younger and us girls used to go out on week-ends one of my friends would spray her hair (heavily) every time we stopped somewhere. It was like rubber when you touched it.

 
 toke
 
posted on October 13, 2001 06:05:51 PM new
Blasphemy! I like them just baked...with great gobs of butter. The skins are even good...trust me.

Sage dressing with celery, onions & mushrooms...oh, yeah. I like it so well, I even grow my own sage.

I'm hungry.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 06:06:20 PM new

plsmith

I am proud of being crazy...if your comment was directed to me...Ha ha ha.

If not, I'm still proud.

Helen





 
 saabsister
 
posted on October 13, 2001 06:10:51 PM new
barbkeith, I remember bouffant hairdos laquered into place - you could have bounced a tennis ball off them and not made a dent. They were an overblown version of anchorwoman helmet hair.

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 06:53:31 PM new
I know from where I speak. Big women in tight anything that reveals the bumps, bulges and cellulite. GAG!! Hidious thoughts, pantie lines straining against the fabric, the bra lines that have loose skin hanging over under the arms and back and tight jeans that hold together at the seams, somehow miraculously---barf!
Hey-- we are people of all shapes and sizes. And no, we are not all models and don't need to sqeeze, chaff and show more flesh than anyone really ever needs to see.

Should big people be in huge moo moos? Heck no. Just buy the right size when shopping and it will be a lot easier on every ones eyes.


 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:05:47 PM new
Hepburn

Only you would think of that question.

I cant help it Helen. I kept picturing both. One with knobbies and one smooth..both gross, lol.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:05:48 PM new
Helen, of course I meant you I've been called all manner of things -- my favorite from elsewhere today was "sock puppet"


"Should big people be in huge moo moos?"

I prefer pup-tents myself...


 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:10:01 PM new
You arent no sock puppet, plsmith. Real Mcoy

By the way..HI AGAIN PLSMITH (wink wink)
[ edited by Hepburn on Oct 13, 2001 07:10 PM ]
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:11:25 PM new
jeanyu, it is not MOO MOO. It is MUU MUU, lol.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:15:08 PM new

jeanyu,

Have you noticed how fat women wear psychedelic colors like hot pink, neon orange, and lemon yellow? And all in polyester stretch fabric which glows and grows as it stretches to the max.

Helen

 
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