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 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:15:37 PM new
Darn it, Hepburn, I wish you'd stick to one ID... I didn't know who ya were 'til a couple of days ago when "so-and-so" said to me, "Patsy, you ass, that's ______ ." So now I know. A belated Happy Birthday, btw
 
 tiggressoflove
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:16:01 PM new
I met a guy once who had his penis pierced.

Another guy had his testicles pierced. This guy had a hoop earring (the kind that closes within itself instead of having a fastener) and it encircled both testicles. He said it made a man out of him.

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:16:07 PM new
Thanks Hepburn. These technical terms do me in sometimes. But I think you get my drift!

Bulging flesh in skin tight clothing. Just my little personal beef, as per the title of this thread.

As a fast aside, no wonder I could never find moo moo's on eBay. Thanks for the tip!

 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:17:42 PM new
Have you noticed how fat women wear psychedelic colors like hot pink, neon orange, and lemon yellow?

Helen: I am not a "fat" woman but I found your comment very distasteful. I don't think ANYONE appreciates being called fat. I would think as an adult you would know better. Guess not.



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:21:24 PM new
ROTF. Im really surprised at all the hoopla trying to figure out who little ol me is. Frankly, nowadays it doesnt really matter anymore, what with RL going on and all of us battling to stay sane and safe. Actually, not one person has ever asked me, so I never said. Im me...and thanks for the BD wishes.

Now that outta get some tongues a'waggin' over yonder, dontcha think? heh

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:22:47 PM new

plsmith, that's ok if you think I'm crazy.

Thats better than sane. hahaha.

I think you are cool too.

Just think...you and me and hepburn with our beautiful bods on the California beach. Maybe we should get in touch with a travel agent.

Helen

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:23:09 PM new
TOL, I have always wondered about ---umm--you know---getting very personal with a man with those peircings in the most private places.

I got to be naive or so old fashioned, but bottom line, wouldn't it hurt everyone?

OUCH! YOU PINCHED ME!

Or worse case scenerio, dear, I have lost my rings and think they may be somewhere in your body.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:23:35 PM new
hehe, ya stayed outta trouble all day, Helen -- I *knew* it was drivin' ya nuts! In keeping with the spirit of the affront, I suggest a food fight...
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:24:55 PM new
Food fight? Shall I bring the coconuts? Or are they too hard? Zazzie mentioned a coconut tree awhile back

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:26:18 PM new

Executive girl. well oh hell, I've made an enemy on a fluff thread. Fat is not PC. I should have know that. Dam, Dam Dam.

Helen

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:26:40 PM new
Im already in california, so I dont need a stinkin travel agent. Neither does plsmith. Helen, you contact one and get on out here while its still hot. Get some tan on that bod of yours

 
 tiggressoflove
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:28:04 PM new
jeanyu,

well, men already leave everything else in our bodies, they might as well leave some jewelry too.

 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:28:08 PM new
Hepburn: something you had said in the "weird food" thread reminded me of a comment I had read in a thread before. Now with all this talk about "who you are" I just did a little research and NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! I can't believe all this time I didn't realize who I was talking to! LOL

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:28:36 PM new
The proper term is...VOLUPTUOUS. Or PLUS Sized.

No, I wouldnt know. Im just right

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:30:12 PM new
Im sitting here busting up. Took you SEVEN MONTHS to figure it out?

 
 ExecutiveGirl
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:31:45 PM new
LOL Yes.. I'm smacking my forehead <<D'oh!>> I just though Hepburn was a "new" poster when she started posting! Had no idea she had reincarnated herself!!!!! LOL!!!



 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:32:57 PM new
TOL, my body rejects anything except 24K

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:35:02 PM new
Hepburn, I will not be able to sleep tonight --please let us all know who the frig you were known as. Enquiring minds want to know!

 
 tiggressoflove
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:35:13 PM new
I wouldn't mind some rubies and diamonds.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:35:48 PM new
Actually, I have been waiting 7 months for someone to come out and ask. I told a few friends and they asked if I would tell and I said "nope, not unless someone asks, because I wont lie". I have been tired of being "careful" to not give it away, because I wanted to be me. I wanted to be seen as me, not fluffy. The person before was not me...just one small part. THIS is me. Hepburn

 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:38:21 PM new
I see I'm missing out on a chance to make a small fortune... anyone who wants to know who Hepburn is, PayPal me five bucks!
 
 tiggressoflove
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:39:03 PM new
I just joined in June, so I've always known her as Hepburn.
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:39:28 PM new
Jeanyu, I dam sure am not going to post a ponderment to give a hint. It would run off spaz, who I have come to really admire and like since being who I am. I just hope he feels the same way now that the sarong is out of the bag
[ edited by Hepburn on Oct 13, 2001 07:39 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:40:42 PM new
Damn... this is why Ralph Kramden never got rich, either...
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:41:34 PM new
saabsister, Im sorry your thread is being derailed.

Back on topic...

Dreadlocks look icky.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:43:25 PM new

Hepburn is cool...that's all you need to know. It's too dam late for a tan this year but next year is lookin good to me.

Helen

Maybe you all can come to the Chesapeake Bay!

Helen

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:43:30 PM new
I am in a Hawaiaan mood! Hepburn--love you! So glad to know!!!! Dang these aliases are tricky.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:46:53 PM new
Helen. Anytime you wanna come to california, holler.

Jeanyu...I changed everything. My website, my name, my ebay name...everything. New start. But AW is home and always has been. The mods knew. Some friends knew. Some even messed up once in awhile and had to edit quick (at other boards). I didnt want the burden on them of being the one to spill it. For seven months, some of them stressed that they might. They didnt (except Terri...and she edited it quick, lol)
[ edited by Hepburn on Oct 13, 2001 07:48 PM ]
 
 jeanyu
 
posted on October 13, 2001 07:57:49 PM new
back on topic (and will sleep like a lamb tonight )and another thing that drives me nuts-
women that wear so much make up that when they wake up in the morning their partner does not recognize them. Just a personal what's up--lip color that is this pale pale pink and glossy.

OK --getting trite, but women and make up are a farce against men, poor devils.

And now its getting a bit scary for women. Men are wearing make up and shaving their bodies. It's an androginous revolution!!!



 
 plsmith
 
posted on October 13, 2001 08:05:40 PM new
Jeanyu, where ya been? Men have been wearing make-up and shaving for years...


 
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