posted on March 26, 2002 09:53:17 PM new
Jack I told you'd have to get used to this place. Sorry you didn't get an answer to your question. BTW there is nothing wrong with you making your own delivery.
No need to lock this up, it will either just fade away or stay completely off topic. You just never know. As a matter of fact threads can go on without the original poster ever coming back into them. Threads have been known to take on a life of their own.
posted on March 26, 2002 10:20:48 PM new
THE PLUS OF LAS VEGAS IS. I BUY THE UNPAID STORAGE UNITS THERE AND HAUL IT BACK TO L.A. AND SELL IT AGAIN. YEHAAAAAAAAAA. PAID VACATION. 7 COME 11. 21, BLACK JACK!!!!! PULLIN' THEM .25 CENT SLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE DRINKS. STEAK AND LOBSTER FER PEANUTS AND SHOWS FER FREE. CAN YA BEAT THAT? I LOVE AMERICA. THE LAND OF THE FREE,,,,,,,,,AND THE BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS IT. TRY THIS IN RUSSIA. HAHAHAHAHHA. CAN I RAMBLE E'R WHAT? HAHAHAHAH. JACK.
posted on March 27, 2002 07:37:12 AM new
OH, NOOOOOOOO. BACK TO MORE TROUBLE LOOKS LIKE. SORRY ABOUT THAT RAWBUNZEL. I DO BELIEVE I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. OUTTA HERE. C-YA. THE FUN IS OVER.
posted on March 27, 2002 02:05:04 PM new
JUST AN AFTER THOUGHT I LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT DREAMIN' UP IDEAS AND OTHERS LIE AWAKE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESTROY THEM. AND THE BATTLE RAGES ON. AND THE BEAT GOES ON. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. I'VE SURVIVED A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THIS PAGE. THIS PAGE CERTAINLY TURNED INTO A PAGE OF RAGING BEES. AND I'M GONNA GET YOU'S. I'LL JUST MAKE A NEW PLAN STAN, I'LL SLIP OUT THE BACK JACK. DON'T NEED TA BE COY ROY. 50 WAYS TO LEAVE.............
posted on March 27, 2002 02:25:38 PM new
HEY!!!! WHAT A GREAT IDEA! LET'S HAVE A BIG OLE GET TOGATHER! THE PERFECT PLACE,,,,,,,,,,PALMS SPRINGS,,,,,,,OUT IN THE DESERT! IT WILL TAKE THE AUTHORITIES ALONG TIME TO FIND THE REMAINS. HAHAHAHAHHA. LET'S MAKE IT A POT LUCK!! WON'T THAT BE INTERESTING, CARE TO TRY MY POISON? HAHAHAHHA.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Mar 27, 2002 02:30 PM ]
posted on March 27, 2002 02:51:18 PM new
I suppose we should stipulate that they be round a$$holes, Choco. No sense making it any easier for the square pegs...
Jack, I cannot even begin to imagine the Pandora's Box effect a meeting of the RT regulars would unleash upon the world. While poisoning most of us is certainly an idea with some merit, the dangers of gathering all of us around a real table far outweigh the ultimate benefits of your plan. JMO.
posted on March 27, 2002 03:05:39 PM new
Pat, Jack could drive that big ole truck up north and pick us off one by one if we're not careful.
[ edited by chococake on Mar 27, 2002 03:08 PM ]
posted on March 27, 2002 03:43:29 PM new
THIS IS TRULY, THE COO COO'S NEST. KOO KOO, KOO KOO. BONG, BONG, BONG. WHIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! BUZZZZZZZZ. DING, DING, DING. A REAL NUT HOUSE. WALNUT, MACKADAMIA, CHEST, ACORN, THOSE TOES, PEANUTS, GRAPE NUTS, HONEY NUTS, NUT'N HONEY,WALMART NUTS, NUTS NUTS, HAZEL NUTS, PECAN NUTS,BRAZIL, CASHEW,PASTACIO, ALMOND, AH!!!!!!!!! BEER NUTS!!!!!!! A GENERAL SAID IT TO THE GERMANS IN TIME OF INSANITY, HIS REPLY TO SURRENDER,,,,,,NUTS. NUTTY NUTS. NUMB NUTS. WHEEL NUTS. HIS,,,,,,,,,,AHAHAHAHA.
posted on March 27, 2002 04:03:07 PM new
Well now that you've discovered our secret, Jack, sit back and relax. You're obviously well on your way to becoming at least a legume yourself, and you'll either learn to not take personally anything said here or you'll stalk off in a righteous huff. I hope it will be the former, as there truly is no one around quite like you and you'll find no greater concentration of free-thinking filberts anywhere else on the Net.
posted on March 27, 2002 04:29:58 PM new
I'm a corn nut myself. Not a real nut ,just a wanna-be.
Jack, you are fitting in here perfectly. Why would you want to go anywhere? This has been a perfect RT thread. My prior comment wasn't meant as an insult!
posted on March 27, 2002 04:50:29 PM new
SPEAKING OF A$$HOLES AND, THAT DOES SEEM TO BE THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT,,,,IT'S A$$ HOLE ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND FOREVER WILL BE TWO WORDS. HAHAHHA. I JUST HATE IT WHEN E BAY IDIOTS HAVE REFERED TO ME AS AN A$$ HOLE AND THEN TOLD ME I WUZ AN UN ED A CATED A$$HOLE. THERE! NOW CONTINUE TO CALL YOURSELVES A$$ HOLES BUT DO IT RIGHT. JACK.
posted on March 27, 2002 04:57:29 PM new
Well, Jack, if eBay has designated you as an a$$ hole, who am I to disagree? Welcome to the club, and -- as we say around here -- bottoms up
posted on March 27, 2002 05:00:42 PM new
Plsmith..I am a free spirit. I shall spell a**hole however I choose. Besides, I don't see any $$ when I see a**holes.
It just feels right to make it all one word. That's the way I say it.
posted on March 27, 2002 05:03:53 PM new
hahaha, let's fight about it, Raw B!
For what it's worth, I, too, think a$$hole is one word, and Jack's insistence that it isn't is only serving to upgrade him from split-pea to scuppernong in my eyes...
posted on March 27, 2002 05:10:44 PM new
Your last posts reads eerily like "this is the dog who chased the cat who ate the rat who lived in the house that... "
posted on March 27, 2002 05:22:03 PM new
JEREMIAH WAS A BULL FROG, WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AS HE HELP ME DRINK MY WINE. SING,,,,JOY TO THE WORLD ALLLLLLLLLL THE BOYS AND GIRLS. JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. JOY TO YOU AND ME. E'R SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT ANYWAY. Hm, MAYBE IT'S THE WINE. HAHAHAHHA. HIC.
posted on March 27, 2002 05:33:21 PM new
KENLEE? IS'NT THAT A NEWSCASTER ON T.V. SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT A MESSAGE I HAD BEEN TURNED OFF AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD GET BACK IN WAS TO POST SOMETHING. WHAT'S UP. WHO PULLED THE PLUG ON ME????????GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Mar 27, 2002 05:34 PM ]
posted on March 27, 2002 06:03:34 PM new
DIANA AW, NOW LOOKS FAMILIAR TOO. NOOOOOOOO, DON'T TELL ME OF ALL THE THREADS ON HERE. WHY ME????????? WHY ME???? WHY DO I ALWAYS ATTRACT THOSE,,,,,,,,,,PEOPLE. THE STATE WHEN I WAS A KID, MARINE CORPS,,,,,,, THEN THE COLLEGE FOLKS. THEN THE NEIGHBORS, THEN THE NEW NEIGHBORS, I KEPT SELLING AND MOVING. THEN THE SWAP MEET MANAGEMENT. CAUSE THEY SAID I CAUSED A LOT OF RUCKUS WHEN I SMASHED UP STUFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CHEAP CUSTOMER IF HE WANTED IT CHEAPER, THAT GUITAR DAY WAS SOMETHIN' ELSE,,,,,,,PARTS WENT FLYING IN EVERY DIRECTION. OH! I OFFERED IT TO HIM CHEAPER. HAHAHAH. THEN JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO THE CITY. SAID MY WIND GENERATOR WERE IN VIOLATION. 7 YEARS, NOT A PROBLEM. AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THE INTERNET!!!!!!! I AM JUST TOO VOCAL , I GUESS. AND FER SURE I FIGURED RAWBUNZEL WAS GONNA REPORT ME TO THE MOVING COMPANIES E'R SOMEBODY. OH!!!!!!!! AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MANY, MANY, MANY ON E BAY!!!!!!!!! HEAVEN FORBID I, USE A SEARCH ENGINE WORD THAT DOE NOT SHOW UP IN THE AUCTION.............OH! MY GOD!!!!!!! SELLING BOOTS, MENTION HORSE!!!!!!! THERE IS NO HORSE THERE! THAT'S A PAIR OF COWBOY BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! E BAY! SCOLD JACK! LOL ALL THE TIME TYPING THIS.<P> PLSMITH, WHAT DOES SHOW SIGNATURE INCLUDE YOUR PROFILE SIGNATURE MEAN??? I ALWAYS UNCHECK IT. DO I HAVE TO? IT IS SUCH A PITA.
posted on March 27, 2002 06:20:49 PM new Wining and Dining Rawbunzel for Fun and Profit
Well, okay, there's probably not much profit in it but I know for a bald fact that if she's got to dine before she wines, dessert is a two-second affair at her house. Which undoubtedly leads to a certain amount of fun -- can't you just picture Mister Raw B with a serving of strawberry shortcake haphazardly hurled at his head as Raw B races for the corkscrew?
"Come sit down and discuss the day's events with me, honey," Mister Raw B says, wiping the whipped cream from his forehead.
"Busy now, Love!" Raw B hollers back from the kitchen, eschewing a proper glass and taking several rapid swigs from a bottle of California Chardonnay.
"Don't be too long," Mister Raw B calls back, "my dessert is melting my eyebrows!"
Raw B cackles to herself at his predicament and vows to let him survive dessert on his own. She tucks her wine bottle into the folds of her apron and scurries down the hall to her computer, then logs back onto this thread and says...
Sorry you didn't get an answer to your question. BTW there is nothing wrong with you making your own delivery.
