posted on March 26, 2002 12:36:04 AM new
There was this little guy sitting in a coffee shop, drinking his cofee, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off his stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop
from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the coffee shop owner and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.
posted on March 26, 2002 11:14:38 AM new
That was old when rocks were invented.
I heard it repeated three times then it was a hammer from Montgomery Ward.
posted on March 26, 2002 01:06:38 PM new
Funny you mentioned Montgomery Ward. We have a Bridge in our town that can from them. Still as good as ever, no weight limit!
