posted on March 25, 2002 09:06:59 PM new
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED OVER ME HAVING A DELIVERY TRUCK AND I MEAN A "BIG" DELIVERY TRUCK IN THE ORANGE AND L.A. COUNTY AREA. IF IT'S TOO BIG TO WRAP, IF IT'S TOO BIG TO PACK.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Mar 27, 2002 06:31 PM ]
posted on March 25, 2002 09:40:06 PM new
I have offered cars and washing machines etc before as "will deliver within so many miles". Funny thing is everybody so far picked the stuff up themselves.
New game - go back and edit all the start of the thread so it makes even less sense than before!
future -
Ah, he did track them down. I see a long truck with a lift gate turning in a rural driveway with a rusty mail box marked krs.
Almost unused the ruts are grown over with grass. Surely nobody lives down this path. Crazy eBay people - why would anyone leave a dinner plate laying in the driveway?
posted on March 26, 2002 07:59:01 AM new
IF YOUR DISABILITY IS DIRECTLY SERVICE CONNECTED TELL THE STATE YOU WANT THE METAL DV PLATE THAT PLATE EXEMPTS YOU FROM THE ANNUAL FEES. YOU WILL PAY NOTHING.HAVE A GOOD DAY.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Mar 26, 2002 08:01 AM ]
posted on March 26, 2002 11:08:23 AM new
Thanks for the hint but I was screwed up well before I got to draft age. They wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole at 18 so I never got a turn at the service. My Dad was a Ranger though and he came OUT of the service on a disability discharge. Old boy is gone now. I miss him.
posted on March 26, 2002 07:32:19 PM new
Not sure why any of that would make you sigh.
Sorry if it seemed offensive or corny.
Just factual really.
Mind reading is even harder online than face to face. At least face to face you have the timing to tell when the sigh was provoked.
My first wife was one to sulk around heaving sighs and I didn't have a clue what hers were for either. So it's good we're not married!
posted on March 26, 2002 07:36:29 PM new
AHEM, I GUESS I AM THE OFFICIAL GATE KEEPER. HOW DO I LOCK THIS OUT? I HAVE HEARD OF THAT. I THINKS THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. THIS DOES NOT SEEM TO BE GOING ANYWHERE. THANKS, JACK.
posted on March 26, 2002 07:51:51 PM new
Dear plsmith (sp), allow me to let someone else explain to you that this is not *my thread*. You humble me with your impeccable, stellar character, and so that I may never again humiliate myself in your divine presence, whoever you are--
****find member--click--ignore.***** What a wonderful feature!
posted on March 26, 2002 07:53:28 PM new
Just e-mail and ask AW. I assume they will still do that even though they don't moderate anymore.
Very few threads stay on the road they begin.
In fact some look more like free associating.
I will honor it as dead whatever they do.
posted on March 26, 2002 07:59:10 PM new
CHILDREN!! CHLIDREN!! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR GOING TO BED WITH OUT ANY SUPPER! ( GREAT! THAT SLOP SUCKS ANY WAY). PLEASE WILL SOMEONE LOCK THIS TOY BOX UP. I AM THE ORIGINATOR I GUESS I HAVE THE RIGHT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS THE KEY. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
posted on March 26, 2002 08:03:12 PM new
hush little baby don't say a word--it'll drift into the vapors... or everybody could delete their posts. i'm not sure what is disturbing you but i don't like seeing you upset.
posted on March 26, 2002 08:08:48 PM new
Dear Nycyn, allow me to explain to you that I never suggested that *this* was your thread, but rather stated that a "no comment" approach is being "more gracefully" utilized by those who don't respond to threads which are yours.
And if that's not clear enough for you, then I suggest you hop onto Gravid's back and run him around the back forty. Won't make my post more understandable but it will confuse the heck out of the few pigs left on his place...
posted on March 26, 2002 08:32:01 PM new
THAT'S IT! CPL. OF THE GUARD! CPL. OF THE GUARD! REPORT DISTURBANCE IN AREA 33. CALLING ALL CARS! CALLING ALL CARS! RIOT IN AREA 33. ALL CARS REPORT IN. NOW HEAR THIS , NOW HEAR THIS, ALL HANDS ON DECK, ALL HANDS ON DECK! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!BONG, BONG, BONG........MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. BANDITS! BANDITS! 3 O'CLOCK. READY,,,,,,,,,,STEADY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!! JESUS CAPTAIN, THERE WENT THE KITCHEN SINK. NOT TO WORRY SAILOR. I THINK THESE ARE TWO WOMEN GOING HEAD TO HEAD. CHRIST CAPTAIN THERE WENT THE COMMANDERS HEAD ( COMMODE OR TOILET FOR THE CIVIES TUNING IN.) RADIO REPORTS ARE COMING IN. PANDAMONIA IS SETTING IN. PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!!! SECOND WAVE GET READY!!!!!! STAY TUNED FOLKS. RADIO CHECK, RADIO CHECK, JOHN BROWN THIS IS YANKEE GREEN OVER. CRACK, CRACK, CRACK. (STATIC). GOING ON THE UPPER DECK TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. STAY LOW. ROGER THAT. OVER.
posted on March 26, 2002 08:45:03 PM new
You know seriously - if you could keep that up for 300 pages I bet you could sell the sucker for big bucks. I'm at about 50k words on a SF book and none of it is that exciting.
Sound effects even.
posted on March 26, 2002 08:54:56 PM new HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAVE A GREAT DAY. JUST FIGURED OUT THAT SYMBOL.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Mar 27, 2002 06:35 PM ]
posted on March 26, 2002 08:59:58 PM new
PLSMITH. OOOPS IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE I GOT MY WIRES AND REPLIES CROSSED. SORRY ABOUT WIPING OUT HALF OF YOUR PLATOON WITH FRIENDLY FIRE. LIKE THEY SAY IN THE MARINES , OH WELL SH*T HAPPENS.
posted on March 26, 2002 09:04:00 PM new
No matter, Jack. I come to this place with a sh!t-eating grin on my face knowing that in all likelihood I'll get crap caught in my teeth before making my exeunt...
posted on March 26, 2002 09:09:17 PM new
Hmmmmmm, CAPTAIN, SOUNDS LIKE IT'S ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND CPL.............WHEN IT GETS QUIET,,,,,,,,,,THAT MEANS THEIR UP TO SOMETHING. PUT ALL MEN ON FULL ALERT. NO GIRLIE MAGAZINES EITHER. SMOKING LAMP IS OUT! SEND OUT A RECON PATROL. BRING BACK SOME FRESH MEAT. ONE THAT SPEAKS ENGLISH PREFERABLY. AYE, AYE, SIR. IHHHHHH'LL BE BAHHHCK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAVE A GREAT DAY. JUST FIGURED OUT THAT SYMBOL.