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 Twelvepole
 
posted on February 1, 2004 02:20:55 PM new
Hah! at least fenix beat me... 164...





AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 1, 2004 03:14:47 PM new
Oh, Gawd... there I'll be, sandwiched in between Max and Fenix, and Twelvepole will be seated just one booth away, undoubtedly sticking pins into his plsmith doll, too stupid to realize that we're both DEAD!

 
 yellowstone
 
posted on February 1, 2004 08:33:22 PM new
YeeeeeeHaaaaaaa 179

I guess it's a foregone conclusion that I am going to helll. Actualy I like to think that where I have been has been pure heaven, so what the helll.

I especially liked question # 9;
Have you ever been forcefully removed from a bar?
This brought up fond memories of my rebelious youth.

They could have asked some other questions like;
Have you ever mooned someone??
Have you ever ffarted and tried to place the blame on someone else??
Have you ever actually flicked a booger on someones windshield for tailgating??
Etc. etc etc.

Ed to add; I think the eyeball licking refers to someone with a glass eye. Been there done that.



[ edited by yellowstone on Feb 1, 2004 08:41 PM ]
 
 replaymedia
 
posted on February 1, 2004 08:45:26 PM new
Aw c'mon people, don't let me be the ONLY one here with an 18 score.

I always KNEW I should have become a monk. I'd have had a much more exciting life!




I do think this silly test is way too concerned with drinking and sex. There are lots more interesting ways to wind up in hell.

There wasn't a SINGLE question about axe murders!!!!


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Replay Media
Games of all kinds!
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 1, 2004 08:53:56 PM new
LOL, Yellowstone! I coulda been a contenda if they'd asked some of the questions you posted above!!

Replay, I have to ask -- if you remember, that is -- just what have you ever done wrong??? (According to that test, I mean. ) How'd ya even get a score of 18?

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 1, 2004 09:06:28 PM new
I can't believe nobody picked up on how LOW Helen's score was! Replay, Helen only got 29, so don't feel bad. At least we all now know you are the only two virgins here.

Rawbunzel, I think the eyeball licking thing is something a guy does to a woman to make sure she's awake.


As if you got that high a score, Twelve.

[ edited by kraftdinner on Feb 1, 2004 09:09 PM ]
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 1, 2004 09:48:15 PM new

Ha! Maybe I should take the test over again and try to tell the truth. LOL.

Bunnicula got a good score like mine!



Helen

 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 1, 2004 09:52:13 PM new
I'm insanely jealous...


Hey, I thought you were in bed!

 
 Bear1949
 
posted on February 1, 2004 10:34:52 PM new
yellowstone, you've been busted.







"If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go. Not all of us are sheep....."
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 1, 2004 10:42:03 PM new
LOL!


Bombs away...

 
 yellowstone
 
posted on February 1, 2004 11:22:41 PM new
LOL [smile}

 
 zircon4
 
posted on February 2, 2004 04:18:49 AM new
I got 211. I guess that can be good or bad depending on your POV.
Regards,
Adrian

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 2, 2004 05:58:05 AM new
"Hey, I thought you were in bed!"
Pat

I said, in that other thread to Replay, "I'ts late". Twas an assumption on your part that I was in bed.

I've temporarily placed my Iraq War 101 syllabus for the severly brainwashed -- on the shelf.

Maybe it's more fun to discuss sex, booze and drugs?

Looks like zircon has all the answers on that topic.

Helen

[ edited by Helenjw on Feb 2, 2004 05:59 AM ]
 
 replaymedia
 
posted on February 2, 2004 07:14:58 AM new
I've had sex. I've had booze. I've just never gotten too creative with either!

I'll try harder next time, really!


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Replay Media
Games of all kinds!
 
 zircon4
 
posted on February 2, 2004 12:41:23 PM new
Well Helen,
Most of it was a really long time ago. . I am hopeful though that as my teenage son faces these things I will at least be a little clued in about what is going on and how to deal with it. Here's hoping.
Regards,
Adrian

PS My wife only got 106 and slapped me upside the head when she saw my score. Made me do it again, quizzed me on each answer then slapped me in the ear again. Then we both laughed our @sses off.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on February 2, 2004 01:21:27 PM new
Bear..if she were scratching her bunz she would be reaching behind..looks like a differnt kind of itch to me.

So, I remembered a couple of things I'd forgotten about and retook the test.
My new score :141. There is nothing else to remember so this is my corrected score.

I'd forgotten how wild I was in my youth. Not as wild as some of you it seems but wild enough.
All religions are equally right
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 2, 2004 01:23:09 PM new

Adrian,

Tell your wife that you have decided to add points to your remarkable variety and experience (as your score indicates) by chatting with Helen and see what you get.

Maybe you haven't reached your maximum.



Helen

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 2, 2004 02:16:54 PM new
Yes Adrian. With a score of 29, Helen could teach you LOTS!


 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 2, 2004 02:21:35 PM new

Hey! I thought it would be the other way around, KD. He could get more points for a little chat board fling and maybe I could learn a trick or two in the process.

Hahaha!

Helen



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 2, 2004 02:43:44 PM new
Helen, you already have enough guys after you here! Man-bait.




 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on February 2, 2004 03:07:44 PM new
Helen, you should work to improve your score, who wants to spend eternity in some lofty gated-community, when the earthly race is over. Hell can't be that bad, it seems one would be in good company there!

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 2, 2004 03:14:57 PM new

Wheeee...I think I'm in love again.

Lol.

Kraftdinner...That's you...Always hogging all the good men.

Now, Adrian's wife has probably knocked him up side the head again and it's all your fault.



 
 zircon4
 
posted on February 2, 2004 06:16:00 PM new
Oh God! Here comes my wife now.
No Honey, Put the Baseball bat down....pleeaaassee!
Geez Helen, Are you trying to get me killed, or worse?
Kraft, I am not an expert. I am working on a life long study however.
I must say that the new post notification emails are far more interesting than EOA's.
Regards,
Adrian

 
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