posted on November 7, 2004 04:46:50 PM new
No need to deny them Linda..it will only make that nose of yours grow even longer!!
like I said you are the sneakiest here on the Board.. as you stab someone in the gut, you continue to smile..like if you keep smiling others won't realize that you just gutted someone.... or when someone says something truly disgusting (republican that is) you never call them on it.. but rather find a sentence or two to applaud them on.. we've got your number big mama..you're not fooling anyone with your lady-like facade..peel away the thin layer and we have a very brittle, piece of work... kind of remind me of that character in the Mommy Dearest movie...NO Wire Hangers!!!....scary... and not to mention the wheedling way you thank and stroke anyone who is on your side...ug..slimey...scary...
And what the he!! kind of name is Fiset anyway I often wonder about some of the names in here.. Some make sense.. like Kraftdinner, and Helen or Linda.. LOL.. but Fiset?? Dadofstickboy? Yellowstone? Twelvepoles?bunnicula? is that the behind of a bunny rabbit? Maggie
posted on November 7, 2004 04:51:02 PM new
Well, I just got home about an hour ago and thought i'd better log on and see what's shakin.
I think I like Replaymedia's assesment of this thread the best; Consider it a "crowfarm intervention" if you like.
I allready stated early on in this thread that I myself do attack others in here. I think that, how can I call someone out to point out thier bad behavior when I have engaged in it myself, however, my attacks are no where near the level of hate that Crowfarm's are.
Call it a weasley thing to do if you want but I just thought it was about darn time that someone started a thread like this and looking at the replies it looks like I was right.
I mean come on now Crowfarm, you gotta admit that it is getting pretty bad when you post that Mrs. Edwards has breast cancer and you just know that some posters just must be gloating and glad about it. Or how about whenever something bad happens in Iraq it's the same thing and how many times have you posted that you wish that Linda's son who is in the military would die just so she could feel the pain of losing a loved one??
Sometimes it seems that you post this sh!t more for the benifit of you're fellow lefties so that they must be able to see it from you're misguided standpoint of, see this bad thing that happened or this person is suffering and these neocons are glad of it, come on all you neocons, post how much you are enjoying someone elses suffering or misfortune.
I'll bet that a few lefties do see it you're way but most probably do not and darn sure none of us Conservatives see it you're way.
Sometimes I think that you, Crowfarm don't think before you hit that post reply button, I know that I do and yes Helen, I have a whole bunch of saved unsent messsages too. Sometimes I think, no I don't think i'll send that right now because of how harsh it might seem so I c&p it to a file on my hard drive instead. It sure seems that Crowfarm doesn't do that, she just goes ahead and posts whatever comes to mind weather it's too harsh or not.
As far as all the namecalling goes, have any of you noticed that some of us don't do that? I don't do it because when it's done to me, it really doesn't bother me. So why would I do something to someone else that doesn't bother me but nevertheless it does show a level of a lack of intellegence to engage in that when addressing someone, IMHO. So, go ahead and call me yellowbelly, yellowsnow, yellowbutt, I don't care, it doesn't bother me and I just laugh at it.
Maggie
I do not have freckles, a tow head (whatever that is), blue eyes or a big grin over this thread. However, FYI, I do have curly hair. LOL
posted on November 7, 2004 05:17:39 PM new
If you must know, I chose the name Yellowstone because I am a partime prospector of that little yellow stone known as gold. Yes I know, gold is a metal, but yellowmetal just didn't sound right, so Yellowstone it is.
ed to add; I wonder what sort of names some would have come up with for me if I went ahead and chose the user id Yellowmetal instead, LOL
posted on November 7, 2004 05:33:57 PM new
oooooohhhh..!! I have always wanted to take a vacation and dig for gemstones in the Carolina mountains.. how fun that would be!
As a kid I was always on some adventure digging up treasures.. once brought home a dinosaur skull!! Was totally disappointed when my Mom told me it was just an old Cow skull!LOL But I still hung it on my wall!
posted on November 7, 2004 05:39:54 PM newI've lost 3 husbands and you don't see me getting any special treatment, now do you!!!!!!!!!! Maggie
Gotta earn it first, maggie, I can only imagine that for whatever reason, they are glad to be on their way...away from you.
Americans again prove Pres Bush is the best man for the job
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The person who has nothing for which he is willing
to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
--John Stuart Mill
posted on November 7, 2004 05:41:25 PM new
Geeze.. thank's Bear..and here, I always thought you liked me..
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Nov 7, 2004 05:43 PM ]
posted on November 7, 2004 05:46:00 PM new
And here I'd taken when maggie said 'I got rid of them' [paraphrasing here] to mean she divorced the three of them. Now is it being implied they all three died?
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No need to deny them Linda..it will only make that nose of yours grow even longer!!
My nose is perfect maggie...and because I'm not lying I have no worry about it growing. But you'd better be checking on yours each and every minute. Because what you've stated in this thread about me is UNTRUE - totally - each statement you made.
And I could care less how YOU see me. It only matters how those I respect view me and my words...not those I have no respect for.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Four More Years....YES!!!
posted on November 7, 2004 05:53:04 PM newYADDA YADDA YADDA....I DON'T RESPECT YOU EITHER "MOMMY DEAREST" LOL..I BET YOU HAVE A BIG LARD ASS TOO!AND YOU WEAR ARMY BOOTS!!NOW TAKE THAT CRUSTY COOTIE TUSH OF YOURS BACK AND EAT YOUR DONUT AND BE QUIET..LOL
posted on November 7, 2004 05:58:33 PM new
Don't you think that would be fun!!! Of course I would like to find my gems, all polished and in a fine gold setting....LOL
size 5 1/2 preferably..
posted on November 7, 2004 06:02:59 PM new
Now now Maggie, no fair trying to garner more votes for yourself as the most hatefilled Vendio poster child. LOL
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If I still had image hosting here i'd show ya'll some of my gold finds.
posted on November 7, 2004 06:07:51 PM new
Kind, loving remark from kimlittletonothing,
"To all of you liberals out there. After winning the popular & electoral vote. Gaining seats in house & senate. Kicking that POS out of South Dakota. I just have one thing to say.
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posted on November 7, 2004 06:09:31 PM new
LOL Crow.. it does conjure up a vision, now, doesn't it!! LOL..the hard part is saying it out loud without spitting all over yourself!
posted on November 7, 2004 08:31:54 PM new
Crow - you too can be like Maggie if you just go
http://www.krazylarry.com/insults.html I think you'll find at least two familiar quotes from this thread there.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on November 7, 2004 08:38:28 PM new
Dang.. I hadn't found that site yet, Fenix.. thanks for the heads up.. I'll add it to my favorites.. how about this one..You look like some bizarre cross between a used Janet Reno tampon and my grandpa's discolored testicle." I'll save that one for somebody's Christmas present.. LOL glad to see you have a sense of humor too! Maggie
Here's the page I like to use...
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, an overflowing latrine, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are
a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned
their bastard whelp at birth and then died of shame in recognition of
what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post.
In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos,
fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered
his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You
are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in
the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all.
You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered
inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent.
You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had
to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with
you. You think that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is
the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest
composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and
Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.
posted on November 7, 2004 08:46:05 PM new
What's that "Mother Dearest"? Did you say something? Oh...NO WIRE HANGERS!!! lol got'cha!! I didn't leave you out, Linda.. here's one just for you.. to keep and frame if you like..
You are
a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are
a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
Satisfied..? Now you've got one for your very own.. LOL
Oh, and there is that smarmy wheedling ass kissing I mentioned that you like to do when someone agrees with you..yuck..
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Nov 7, 2004 08:48 PM ]
posted on November 7, 2004 09:20:33 PM new
{{{Calamity}}} thank you. There are many here I would feel comfortable sharing it with...but then there is one who continues to mock my loss.
I have been in grief counseling, since his death 17 months ago and it's helping somewhat, but it's sure the hardest - life altering thing I've ever had to accept. Thank you for your kindness.
posted on November 7, 2004 09:22:31 PM new
But..Mommy Dearest...if I were to give credit for every insult I post toward you..it would just take to long.. so get used to it..I even plagiarized this photo of you, to show, .. your more genteel side..LOL...did you learn that pose from your Beloved President Bush???
Your Friend and World Renown Plagarist... Maggie
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