posted on November 7, 2004 09:22:41 PM new
Wouldn't it be kinda funny to take those 17 paragraphs in Maggie's post and make a joke card out of it with flowers and pictures of puppies and butterflies on the front and include at the bottom inside of the card below it;
But you are my_____________and I love you.
ed to add; or maybe I just have a sick sense of humour. LOL
posted on November 7, 2004 09:34:27 PM new
I think you're on to something there Yellow!
Of course I would have to credit all the wonderful people who's insults I have plagarized... Mommy Dearest.. is looking very stern tonight.. I'm going to have nightmares tonight about wire hangers, for sure..
posted on November 7, 2004 09:37:27 PM new
Oh GAWD ! Now Queen #1 and Queen#2 are worked up over WHERE you get your insults.......
oh, excuse me, I have something more important to do than watch a poor little me party. What a crock!
posted on November 7, 2004 09:37:30 PM new
Linda_K
I too am sorry for you're loss and if there is ever anything that I can do to help you through you're grief, just ask.
posted on November 7, 2004 09:39:46 PM new
No Clammy.. it isn't Lindahump.. it's Mommy Dearest.. oh and by the way.. I have never once said anything about Her loss, other than to send her my sincere sympathy.. so let's get that straight. I'm just the plagiarist on this board.. maggie
posted on November 7, 2004 09:40:09 PM new
The best thing you can do for Linda, Yellowstone, is pretend her political views make sense once in a while.
posted on November 7, 2004 09:45:12 PM new
LOL - That's right KD....and he already does help me....he gives me many laughs, more than he probably realizes.
posted on November 7, 2004 09:53:01 PM new
Whatever, Maggie. I haven't been here for a long time so am not qualified to speak. All I can do is see what I see and read what I read. I'm here for enjoyment not to bash anyone.
HEY Linda. We are queens!!!! I always wanted to be a queen. Didn't YOU? Makes me wish I had come back sooner.
posted on November 7, 2004 10:13:26 PM new
Sorry Clammy.. hate to burst your bubble..but you didn't make Queen yet..
I am pretty sure Crow wasn't referring to you.
But, let me tell you how you can get to be Queen... just practice sticking your royal nose as high as possible in the air, insult others, but always smile when you do so..cut and paste and tell everyone they are Wrong, unless they agree with you.. and whine and act pathetic when things don't go your way.. and above all..sprinkle your posts with lots of smiley faces at all times..and don't forget to insult as many Canadians and Democrats as you possibly can in each post..
Maggie
posted on November 7, 2004 10:21:32 PM new
You'll be back in the 'swing' of things in short order, calamity.
"The queens"....is a term some of us, some in jest, some for real use to describe the following:
queen of run-on-sentences
[fenix and I are in competition for that title ]
queen of liars
[one who continues to put untrue words and attributes them to others]
queen of denial....etc.
So I took that post to be referring to fenix and I. Because it's not in anyone's best interest to either agree with me or be fair nor in agreement on how they judge the behavior of others - unless you want the same 'wrath' and treatment I get from them. So be very careful
[ edited by Linda_K on Nov 7, 2004 10:31 PM ]
posted on November 7, 2004 10:24:44 PM new
Now....there was a perfect example of the pity mode.. LOL.. you are so transparent Mommy Dearest..And Clammy.. be sure to note all those smileys that I told you was part of your lesson plan!
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Nov 7, 2004 10:26 PM ]
posted on November 7, 2004 10:29:18 PM new
LOL - that's right, calamity. Remember not to use too many smilie or laughing faces....some here find them so offensive. They, of course, either have little or no sense of humor...OR when they make absurd statements, like I laugh at the death of our fighting soldiers, they don't like those statements being laughed at.
posted on November 7, 2004 10:40:33 PM new
For the record....
I am the current ruling Queen of the Run-On Sentence (Linda will probably take over that role in my absence) and the lifetime Queen of Typos (I held that title long before I added this realm to my territories) and if you believe the magnet on my fridge I am also Queen B*tch (there's another that says I eat with a Pitchfork, but that's only true on Tuesdays so take it for what you will). Maggie did however imply in another thread that I may be an all purpose Queen here on these boards but until I get my crown you never know.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on November 7, 2004 11:11:57 PM new
Well..as soon as you two stop slobbering over the crown..and who is most deserving, we can get on to crowning the others..oh..silly me.. I forgot there are no others now are there..
Mommy dearest is number one and that makes Fenix number two.....sorry Fenix..I know it isn't very Queenly to be referred to as number two.. but Mommy Dearest won't give up the throne for you... you are still only her beloved lap dog..kiss kiss slurp slurp.. she has become used to your sucking up ways..
Heads up, number two.. there's fresh meat on the board.. so take care to up your sucking sounds because Mommy dearest is courting her next lap dog oh and.. take care not to sh!t on her royal rug..or faster than you can say "Linda Blair" her head will do a 360.. and with her diabolical smile glued in place.. she will stomp her royal 11 size army boots upon your head.. LOL
posted on November 7, 2004 11:33:16 PM new
LOL Yellow... nah, spagetti is always best eaten with your fingers. The pitchfork is for the grill of course... and roasting marshmellows five at a time.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on November 8, 2004 06:35:52 AM new
Yellowdungpile: Don't forget about Logansdad, he is surely a queen.
Thanks for giving me the proper treatment I deserve. Since you are making me out to be royalty, I guess that would make you common folk - a peon. Since the queen makes the rules, I say off with your head you piece of crap.
Is that the best you could do yellowdungpile?
So, did you have fun at the strip club this weekend, trying to converse with ladies there? You know, going to strip club is going to lead to the moral decay of society. I am so glad you have such high respect for women. Is your favorite pick up line "Come over here honey, sit on daddy's lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up?"
You must have run out of intelligent things to post here if the best you can come up with is "The Most Hatefilled Vendio Poster Child, Lets Vote"
There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again." George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
---------------------------------- "Give it up for George W. Bush, the best friend international jihad ever had."
posted on November 8, 2004 08:56:40 AM newIs that the best you could do yellowdungpile?
Logansdad
You have to be joking, right, please tell me you're joking. Otherwise I have to say, WHAT, you want more. It surely looks like that one post from me has got you in a tizzy. It appears that from you're standpoint that you must have liked it and approve it because when I wrote it, I added a winker at the end of it, you put a smilie, like you like it. Also you must have liked it so much that you just had to bold it.
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Helenjw
You called me a weasle (which does not bother me) for posting this thread. There is a thread that was started a while back called "The Kook Of The Round Table Contest" Do you remember this, the OP's first post was; I think we need a contest to see who will win the title of "Kook of the Round Table". The winner will have to have posted something so outrageous, it makes you wonder if they're sane. You can vote as many times as you like - this is just for fun, so here are the rules...
1. You can vote for anyone that's posted at the RT. 2. You must c&p a copy of the offending post along your vote.
That's it!
Yes, I know the OP stated that it was just for fun but if you go back and look there surely aren't many warm fuzzies in that thread and interestingly, Crowfarm recieved quite alot of votes and mentions. So, why is my thread any different than that one???
posted on November 8, 2004 09:26:34 AM new
Yellowdungpile: It appears that from you're standpoint that you must have liked it and approve it because when I wrote it, I added a winker at the end of it, you put a smilie, like you like it. Also you must have liked it so much that you just had to bold it.
I copied your sentence word for word - which included your little smiley face. I have stated time and time again why I post in bold. If you don't like it, TS.
Why you dragged me into your little game here I don't know, nor do I care. So why don't you just go stick your head in your dungpile and have some lunch. I hope you choke while it slides down your throat.
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again." George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
---------------------------------- "Give it up for George W. Bush, the best friend international jihad ever had."
posted on November 8, 2004 09:27:42 AM new
Helenjw
You're second post in this thread was;
Fenix, How in the hell could I be shocked at anything that I might read here? I simply think that it's a tacky maneuver to attack someone by starting a thread like this one...as I suggested in my previous comment to the starter of this thread, yellowstone.
I would feel the same even if the topic was focused on someone that I despise.
I didn't see you making any statements similar to you're "weasle" post to me or anyone else in the "Kook" thread, so why now and if you will look at my first post in this thread you will see that I only called for a vote and then I cast MY vote. You can't say that I was singling out any one person here, that dog won't hunt here.
All that I did was to cast my vote here and you too can cast a vote if you wish.
posted on November 8, 2004 09:38:06 AM new
The difference, yellowstone, is that that KD's thread was not started in a mean spirited way to chastise a poster. It's my opinion that was the intent of your thread. Although I would not start either type of thread, I can see a difference between the two. I'm sure that you disagree with me on this point but that's the way the ball bounces. It's also my opinion that if you continue to post crap such as this, the reputation of this board will sink to a new level.
But I'm not here as much as I used to be and haven't contributed much in the way of new threads so I don't have room to complain - so to speak.. You asked and that's my opinion. This thread is simply tawdry.
Now, you want to engage in a tedious argument but I do not. I'm off to the book store.
posted on November 8, 2004 09:52:45 AM new
That's you're opinion, Helen and I guess i'll accept it as it's all I can do, however, it is not just me that is sinking this board to a new level. Have you noticed that some of the EO's regular posters drift in here from time to time to let us all know how bad we all are and what a battle ground this place is?? People are watching us and they see the reputation here sinking??
I think I was the only one that admitted to attacking others in here. I think it's kinda sad that others can't look within themselves and see that same thing and admit it as well.
Have fun at the bookstore.
ed to add; Kraftdinners thread appeared to me to be a thread that was started to chastise Twelvepole, a person that you seem to despise, as it was started during a time that he and her were going at it pretty heavy in other threads but then I guess we saw it differently, didn't we??
posted on November 8, 2004 10:25:11 AM new
Wow! Come back after a computer-less week and this is the first thread I see.
Reading through this thread has been like watching a pack of dogs tear each other apart. Why not just admit that there is an equal amount of "venom" coming from all parties involved? For quite a long time it's been slung from all directions with equal force. And it seems to me that this thread was started for the sole purpose of escalating the venom.
I think I may regret getting my computer back from the shop as I read the rest of the threads I missed this past week...
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