posted on November 8, 2004 10:11:30 AM new
Classicrock000
What else could you expect from a queen such as Logansdad who is obviously full of himself/herself or what ever gender it is??
posted on November 8, 2004 11:18:47 AM new
Yellowdungpile, when you find your wife, I bet it will be comforting for you to know that she slept with 90% of the men that came into the strip that you frequent so often. I bet that will make you feel special or will you be happy that you no longer have to pay for lap dances.
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
---------------------------------- "Give it up for George W. Bush, the best friend international jihad ever had."
posted on November 8, 2004 04:00:11 PM new
A WIFE, when did I ever say that I wanted A WIFE. Heck no I don't want A WIFE. What, someone to spend my money, to question my spending, laze about the house, constantly ask where I was or where i'm going and forget about going to the strip club anymore.
To plagarize Kramer from Seinfeld; "having a wife is like being in prison, when you wake up she's there, when you go to bed she's there and you can forget about using the bathroom in the morning. You can also forget about watching TV while eating dinner because you are supposed to talk about you're day, how was you're day, well I don't know how was you're day, did you have a good day or what it a bad day. You have no idea."
No, forget that noise, I'm just happy go lucky the way I am and FYI those women at the strip clubs don't go with just any weeny boy that walks in and has the price of a stupid lap dance in his pocket. It takes finesse and a whole lot of sweet talking to pull it off.
So here's a little tip for all you wannabe's out there, it takes a silver-tongued devil like me to pull off the strip club dancer date. Don't even try it if all you got is a wink and hey, duh, how much for a lap-dance.
posted on November 8, 2004 06:58:07 PM new
Mister Machismo in the flesh.
¡qué cojones! ¡qué huevos!
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Dick Cheney: "I have not suggested there's a connection between Iraq and 9/11..."
posted on November 9, 2004 06:41:01 AM newTo plagarize Kramer from Seinfeld; "having a wife is like being in prison, when you wake up she's there, when you go to bed she's there and you can forget about using the bathroom in the morning. You can also forget about watching TV while eating dinner because you are supposed to talk about you're day, how was you're day, well I don't know how was you're day, did you have a good day or what it a bad day. You have no idea."
Wow that was a mouthfull. I am glad you respect women so much. It wouldn't surprise me if you voted against allowing gays to marry especially after you have that glowing opinion of marriage. I am glad you are helping the to spread "family values".
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
---------------------------------- "Give it up for George W. Bush, the best friend international jihad ever had."
posted on November 9, 2004 08:25:15 AM new
Ya, logan, now I can see another definition of "family values" that the righties hold so dear.
I'm saving all the definitions I find about morals and family values of the neocons and writing a book called
"Bill O'Riley and Rush Limbaugh On How to Live RIGHT"
posted on November 9, 2004 09:56:50 AM new
Yes, that line may just work for some guys and on some gals, Classicrock000. It's all in the delivery of the line though. Here now, let me help you to clean that line up just a little and thus make it's delivery seem better.
First you have to understand the female of the species. Allthough she is intelligent, she is prone to act out of emotion more often than not.
So with this in mind, one delivery of the line might be; Hey baby, what say you and I go drink a few beers in my pick-up truck. The female upon hearing this is liable to think; Hmmmmm, this guy just wants to take me out, get me drunk and then f*ck me.
A much better line would be; Hello beautiful, how about if you and I get together at my place. We'll sip some wine, listen to some soft music beside a blazing fire in my fireplace, i'll massage you're tired feet and we'll talk about all of you're dreams and goals in life. The female upon hearing this is liable to think; Hmmmmm, this guy seems like a really nice guy and he wants to make love to me and besides my tired feet sure could use a massage.
The above was written for entertainment purposes only, I strongly suggest that no one try this at home because you might get hurt.
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Family values, huh. You two think that ALL Republicans are supposed to think alike when it comes to marriage. That's awful closed minded, don't you think.
So, because I am single, a Republican and by you're reasoning, I am supposed to aspire towards finding a WIFE for myself. What a crock of shiite that is.
posted on November 9, 2004 10:01:43 AM new
I see you, too, hate women, yellow. Maybe why you react so badly when one proves you to be a fool post after post.
posted on November 9, 2004 10:19:36 AM new
Wrong again Crowfarm, I love women. I love 'em tall, short, thin, chunky, white, black, red, yellow, big breasted, small breasted, brunette, blonde, red, auburn, strawberry blond (my favorite), old, young, the list goes on and on.
