maggiemuggins
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posted on November 10, 2004 09:09:26 PM new
And you are 22 Trai? Tell me how you feel when you are 70..oh ...wait..I'll be dead by then.. Maggie
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trai
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posted on November 10, 2004 09:18:39 PM new
And you are 22 Trai? Tell me how you feel when you are 70..
Only if you are counting inches my dear. At 70 I be just as raunchy.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 10, 2004 09:20:34 PM new
LOL... Carry On! 
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parklane64
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posted on November 10, 2004 09:22:59 PM new
Hey .... hey .... hey ....
The raghead POS is finally a GOOD arab.
Let's find that pilot that shot up the school and show him where the funeral is. Oh, and replenish his ammo.
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Matthew 19:24
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classicrock000
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posted on November 11, 2004 07:49:24 AM new
"About damn time... hefty bag the shithead and move on" ROFLMAO STONE !!
That was a beauty
Personally I was hoping they were going to bury the terrorist towelhead alive in the
the Arabian desert in a ton of sand.I could see it now his arms flaling and screeming in Arabic jibberish "Im alive, Im Alive"
I would have paid to see this on tv-maybe on "Americas Funniest Home Vidoes" or one of Foxes lame reality shows--Im sure it would have gotten high ratings.
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 08:01:41 AM new
I think we should tie him in a wheelchair & strap a bomb on his chest. Then push him into a crowded mosk. Maybe it will take his 72 virgins away
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trai
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posted on November 11, 2004 08:38:18 AM new
I really have to wonder about some of you people-fenceposts.
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fenix03
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posted on November 11, 2004 09:19:09 AM new
::I think we should tie him in a wheelchair & strap a bomb on his chest. Then push him into a crowded mosk. Maybe it will take his 72 virgins away::
Are you a complete idiot in real life or do you just portray one online? Congrats - you truly have displayed your absolute lack of class and intelligence in only three sentences. It is Mosque, not Mosk. It is 40 Virgins, not 72. But the best part is your endorsement of acts of religious terrorism and blowing up places of worship. Between this and your post election contribution I can only imagine what a jewel you must be to be around on a daily basis.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 02:12:41 PM new
Sorry I have never spelled the word "Mosque" in my life. Also you might also do some fact checking because it is 72 virgins not 40.
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kraftdinner
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posted on November 11, 2004 02:19:32 PM new
You're right - it is 72 virgins, Kimlittle. Fenix, how dare you try to short-change these people!
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yellowstone
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posted on November 11, 2004 02:42:44 PM new
It's 40 virgins if you are on the pay as you go plan. 
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ebayauctionguy
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posted on November 11, 2004 03:11:59 PM new
Good riddance to that terrorist piece of sh!t. The Isrealis should've sent him to his 72 virgins a long time ago. The way Europe is mourning over the POS, they're probably going to award him another Nobel Peace Prize.
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kraftdinner
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posted on November 11, 2004 03:41:57 PM new
Just a couple questions - what do the women get?, and how long would it take before the 72 virgins ceased to be virgins, and what then?
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 04:02:32 PM new
Do you think Clinton & Carter will attend the funeral?
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trai
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posted on November 11, 2004 04:04:33 PM new
and how long would it take before the 72 virgins ceased to be virgins, and what then?
Four and a half days and then smile like a banshee. After that send in the next lot.
What I like to know is where in the world would anybody find 72 virgins??
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fenix03
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posted on November 11, 2004 04:41:51 PM new
::Fenix, how dare you try to short-change these people!::
LOL! There is one small problem with this whole concept. The virgins are actually only a reward for death resulting from an act of matrydon. Kidney & Liver failure do not qualify. Also as in many religions there are disagreements on the numbers. Some state it as 40, others as 72 and still others state that it is an infinite supply.
Kim ; Don't know about Clinton but Carter contacted the White House when this whole thing started saying that he would like to attend.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 05:09:27 PM new
I kind of figured that appeaser you go. He will most likely give a speech on how great of a leader he was as well.
As for the virgins. I guess arranging the terrorist bombings does not count
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replaymedia
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posted on November 11, 2004 06:28:54 PM new
I think in Arafat's case, 75 years old was about 65 years too long.
I was under the impression that it was 72 as well, and that they were always virgins (self-renewing). You know use them as you please and tomorrow they'll be virgin again.
I don't know what would happen if you used up all 72 in one day, but wouldn't it be fun trying 
72 Virgins / 24 hours = 3 per hour. That doesn't sound too tough!!!
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We do not stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing -- Anonymous
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twig125silver
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posted on November 11, 2004 06:58:01 PM new
First, you would have to stay "awake" for 24 hours....I don't think you boys have it in you....lol!
terryann
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ebayauctionguy
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posted on November 11, 2004 07:27:17 PM new
The way things are going in Falluja, they're going to run out of virgins. 600 x 72 = 43,200 virgins.
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 08:45:30 PM new
So let me get this straight fenix03. Fist you tell me I do not know what I am talking about with 72 virgins then you say well it is 40 or 72. Maybe you should get your facts straight before you attack me. After all the evil things this man has done I doubt he will see any virgins. As many innocent children that he has helped kill I would be happy to strap a bomb to his chest & push into a mosque full of those terrorist.
[ edited by kimlittle on Nov 11, 2004 08:46 PM ]
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kimlittle
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posted on November 11, 2004 08:50:11 PM new
72 Questions about the 72 virgins
The Palestinian homicide/suicide bombers from the Islamic Jihad, Hamas, and Arafat's terrorist groups that blow themselves up are promised 72 virgins when they reach heaven.
(P.S. These questions are rated "R" for highly suggestive language and evocative imagery)
1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case?
12) Is there an age of consent?
13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually?
15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating?
16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied?
17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick?
18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated?
19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many?
20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity?
21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins?
22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up?
23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list?
24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys?
25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell?
26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino?
27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record?
28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward?
29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off?
30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys?
31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her?
32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins?
33) If so, are there 72 available?
34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more?
35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins?
36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin?
37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins?
38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage?
39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day?
40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel?
41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise?
42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then?
43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup?
44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins?
45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts?
46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy?
47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?"
48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed?
49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women?
50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too?
51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent?
52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever?
53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get?
54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly?
55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture?
56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbit got hired as one of the virgins?
57) What does Gloria Steinem have to say about all this?
58) When he gets home, does he have to say "How was your day?" to all 72 virgins?
59) Do they have counseling for sexual addiction in paradise?
60) If the virgins start hogging the remote, is he in hell?
61) They must take up an entire theater when they go to the movies, huh?
62) Are there restaurants in paradise that can accommodate a reservation for 73?
63) If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities, is she considered two virgins?
64) Does he get all the virgins at once, or do they have an installment plan?
65) Is the bomber entitled to subsitutes, exchanges, or refunds?
66) What if all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the bomber together again?
67) Is "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a valid excuse in paradise?
68) Do the virgins come with a warranty?
69) If so, does paradise replace defective parts and provide on-site service?
70) What do you call a lifetime warranty if you're dead?
71) Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
72) Who gets to clean up all those nasty sheets?
[ edited by kimlittle on Nov 11, 2004 08:50 PM ]
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fenix03
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posted on November 11, 2004 09:05:39 PM new
::So let me get this straight fenix03. Fist you tell me I do not know what I am talking about with 72 virgins then you say well it is 40 or 72. Maybe you should get your facts straight before you attack me.::
Why should I bother. Yes, you are correct, the number I have always known is 40 but doing a little more research I found that there are a variety of different numbers. Tell you the truth, I don't feel bad. I am afterall dealing with someone who has twice now advocated bombing churches while in the same breath calling some else a terrorist. Sorry sweetie, I find your thought process more than a little disgusting. But after all the class you showed in your post election thread I am not in the least bit shocked. You my dear, are a posterchild for why this country has lost so much respect on a global level.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
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classicrock000
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posted on November 12, 2004 03:41:24 AM new
"What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?"
That just about includes all of them
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neroter12
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posted on November 12, 2004 04:52:17 AM new
Somebody correct me if I am wrong, my history recollection is creaky, but didnt somewhere along the line (in the years of 'warring') - didnt the palestinians win some of this land back and still have been "occupied" by Israel now for umpteen years? You all act like the palestinians have/had no reason to fight, except maybe they are rightful owners of that land?
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Twelvepole
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posted on November 12, 2004 05:07:44 AM new
No Israel kicked the arab's asses each time they invaded...
What was done is that Israel is attempting to give some of the land to Palistinians to have their own country, however as per the scum they are... that is not sufficient.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND... 
Bigotry and prejudice -- these are assertions, not arguments. This is name-calling, not case-building.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 12, 2004 09:06:40 AM new
I'm pretty sure my glands are swollen..
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neroter12
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posted on November 12, 2004 03:25:40 PM new
Twelve, are you sure? I thought I remember learning somewhere that back in the 40ties maybe?-the palestinians had won some war or something that gave them rightful ownership to this land? I will have to check on google before I comment further.
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crowfarm
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posted on November 12, 2004 03:50:55 PM new
Maggie sorry you are sick.
Now quit whining
I'm listening to the love flow in this thread.
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kimlittle
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posted on November 12, 2004 04:12:43 PM new
They were offered that land & everything else they wanted on 2000 but Arafat refused the deal. It would had made him useless I guess
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