posted on November 26, 2004 09:26:56 PM new
Exercise, I don't really do exercise. The daily work around here is plenty.
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posted on November 27, 2004 04:41:30 AM new
awww kraft! Good morning! I see you've joined my fan cluB! It's just thrilling for me to see you received me calling you little (a trimmed down and cutup mind) as a compliment!! Never do disappoint, do you?
.. but.. you know, you need to work on your kraft, kraft, a bit more. - You're getting way too obvious, and we all know how boring that is for this trolling game.
- Maybe you can take some cues from Maggie or classicrock and raise yourself from fair marksman of ploy of words to expert level? practice, practice, makes perfect, krafty!
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posted on November 27, 2004 05:41:31 AM newProfe - So how did the new boyfriend fare in your holiday tests of suitibility? Think he'll ever return?
He's a good rider, knows a horse when he sees one..Not afraid to pitch in and help with chores. Not intimidated by agressive rams and bucks, although he hasn't been around them before..Helped with some semi-grisly doctoring I had to do around here yesterday, wants to be a large animal vet. He had a tough time with the butchering but he stuck it out, I think he was quite taken aback to watch my girls take over the slaughter process!
He'll be back I think, but if I know my daughter, he's a lot more smitten with her than she is with him...forgot to mention that both She Who Must Be Obeyed and She Who Previously Had To Be Obeyed approve of him. Yup, they were both here, they're friends. The bottom line I guess is I'm outnumbered. It's up to my girl to ditch him.
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posted on November 27, 2004 07:53:03 AM new
Profe..I figured with the physical work you do, that you wouldn't need an exercise regime...oh, and your daughter's fellow sounds like a keeper to me..LOL
Bunni, I am envious! A friend has a workshop and he is able to make the cutest cut-outs of toys and animals and letters etc. to paint and decorate for a child or baby's room. He makes shelves and at one time he made those large wooden reindeer..He said it wasn't as difficult as it looked, he would use a pattern and cut it out.
I would need a basement (which is not an option down here in the south,south..) Or a workshop. Do you sell your wood work on Ebay?
Nero, where in the world did you fly to and return so soon? Was it just an over night hello/happy Thanksgiving/see ya? Hope you had a nice time! And.. LOL.. thank you for your last post...my batteries were running low on Neroterisms and I am feeling energized again! Maggie
Confusious Say: Elevator smell different to Midget!
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posted on November 27, 2004 09:42:03 AM new
So, let me get this straight now, Bunnicula is a Librarian? She's a woodworker and she's getting a Bowflex. She sounds like a tough chick to me. Maybe we should start calling her (not meant as an insult Bunni, just a humourous observation) Conan The Librarian.
posted on November 27, 2004 09:50:35 AM new
" I go to the gym 3-4 times a week and use the speed bag where I pretend it is 70+ year old fouled mouthed women... "
LOL Tweleve...I just have NO idea who that might be.
posted on November 27, 2004 09:52:09 AM new
"I am impressed Classic! Good for you!! I used to love to golf, but nobody else liked to golf with me...I have no idea why? LOL... "
Well Magster-I'll play golf with ya..as long as we dont talk politics.Then I can teach you how to stroke it, and you can teach me how to put it in the hole.
posted on November 27, 2004 09:53:24 AM new
"You all are fostering the wrong principles in regards to exercise. You only have a limited amount of heart beats in a life span, one shouldn't prematurely exhaust their total by engaging in activities that accelerate the heart rate, sex is OK, forget the rest! Take solace from the fact you can grow old and die from something or grow old and die from nothing."
posted on November 27, 2004 09:55:55 AM new
"I've often thought.. if we were all in the same room, with no name tags, if we would guess immediately who everyone is? You know how you get a mental picture of people, wouldn't that be funny! Maggie"
Magster-you could tell me right away..I'll be the best looking one there<snicker>
posted on November 27, 2004 09:58:54 AM new
"A Shopsmith is an all-in-one woodworking machine. It has a table saw, drill press (& can also do horizontal boring), lathe, and disc sander. You can also attach other tools to it, such as a scrool saw, bandsaw, planer or shape"
"can also do the horizontal boring"...Ive done the horizontal bop..does that count?
posted on November 27, 2004 10:01:49 AM new
"Maybe you can take some cues from Maggie or classicrock and raise yourself from fair marksman of ploy of words to expert level?"
Hey thanks alot Neroter12!
ahhhh that was a compliment..wasnt it??
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posted on November 27, 2004 12:14:35 PM newSo, let me get this straight now, Bunnicula is a Librarian? She's a woodworker and she's getting a Bowflex. She sounds like a tough chick to me. Maybe we should start calling her (not meant as an insult Bunni, just a humourous observation) Conan The Librarian.
No offense taken, Yellowstone! Though you did forget to mention my brown belt in Kung Fu San Soo...
Speaking of Conan the Librarian, you can see that clip from the movie UHF if you go to the following link. Go 3/4 of the way down the page & you will see a picture of Conan the Librarian. Click on the PICTURE, not the link in the paragraph next to it & you will be able to download and watch the clip. Though it might take a while if you are on a dial-up modem. But it's worth it--one of the funniest take-offs I've ever seen!
edited to delete an extraneous "r"
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posted on November 27, 2004 12:32:02 PM new
Nero, you sound jealous of me (which is completely understandable). Do you go for chicks or something? I noticed you keep trying to revive the fight you claim happened between you and Kiara months ago, but she never bites. And now, you still sound all bent out of shape because I think you're a laughable Christian for saying that Crowfarm got syphilis from doing her farm animals. Go read your Bible and talk to some guys for a change. You need a break.
posted on November 27, 2004 01:49:35 PM new
::both She Who Must Be Obeyed and She Who Previously Had To Be Obeyed approve of him. Yup, they were both here, they're friends.::
I get the distinct feeling that there are no dull moments at Casa de Profe with all of the interesting people you have surrounded yourself with. SWMBO sounds like one extroidinary lady and SWPHTBO sounds like a pretty rare bird herself.
I'd say that if her daughters choice held up under your home version of "Fear Factor" and their scrutiny as well, he might just be a keeper.
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posted on November 27, 2004 03:23:44 PM new
You're right fenix. I'm out of the loop on this one...except that, first daughter knows she has to pick carefully if she wants to inherit control of the ranch. My ace in the hole
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posted on November 27, 2004 03:36:09 PM new
LOL!! Well, they say we girls subconsciously seek our fathers traits in the men in our lives (Hey! Maybe that's why I seem to always pick the flakes). I'm sure you'll approve of her final choice.
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posted on November 27, 2004 03:55:29 PM new
lol maggie, do you think christian homes are all still in the dark ages and do not have computers in them? Sorry to hear about your foray in the casinos. I agree, fake potatoes are the worst!
classic, yes, you are the king of cut-up on this board,...but you knew that already.
krafty, krafty, you've played this routine before. It didnt work the 1st time, and your sounding ever more desperate repeating yourself. Youre really lagging, child! Maybe I should -what was it?- go get some men, or, go read the bible?? LOL!
posted on November 27, 2004 04:51:39 PM new
LOL...Nero... you got me there..!
But..I hope I didn't give the impression that I am not a Christian?
I'm quite sure I am a Christian! I know that every time I crack my toe on the leg of the coffee table.. I cry out to the Lord..."oh Christ!" "Oh Christ!"
"Oh Christ!" "Christ Christ Christ Christ!!!
Now if I was not a Christian.. I would be yelling "oh Buddha" "Oh Mohammad" Or "Oh Allah"
posted on November 27, 2004 05:22:30 PM new
lol Maggie! Rodney Dangerfield's got nothing on you!!! (He really was very funny but I couldnt appreciate his humor when I was younger! (Shame he had to leave us.) Your quips remind me of him.
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posted on November 27, 2004 06:03:46 PM new
<smile> yes maggie, many a rich i love lucy moments wuth da funiner. but then i had to move to wva and be a funier myself! :0
I never though RD was funny until I got it he was over personifying being goofy. I'm sure you are much prettier though, lol.
posted on November 27, 2004 07:23:02 PM newI 'm at the gym 6 days a week, then my riding lessons, run 8-10 a day, swim several laps, have breakfast, chop logs and clear brush, uphill ski, then when I'm tired I golf.
And still has 24/7 to sit in front of the Puter and make Assinine statements!
posted on November 27, 2004 09:47:45 PM new
What's a "Puter" ??
Pewter? Putter? Pooter? Pooper?
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