barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:17:58 PM new
You dare me to bare it.
OK, then.
Here are my bare hot dogs.
Barry (please pass the ketchup) Barris
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debtrek
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:28:06 PM new
de doo doo doo, de da da da
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:31:15 PM new
Nice weiners, Barry (you need some buns?) Barris
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dcj
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:34:04 PM new
(not sure which word is what here)
Weiner schnitzel?
(that should stump y'all for a second)
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kerryann
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:38:39 PM new
ugh - out of order
[ edited by kerryann on Jan 13, 2001 01:40 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:40:12 PM new
Weiner schnitzel?
Mustard pretzels.
Barry (thats as close as I could come) Barris
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debtrek
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:41:28 PM new
pretzel logic
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dcj
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:43:10 PM new
(debtrek shares my brain, we think of the same things!)
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Laurence J. Peter
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:46:27 PM new
Peter Wimsey
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:49:27 PM new
Peter Pan Peanutbutter.
Barry (smooth and creamy) Barris
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Muriel
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:50:50 PM new
Peter, Peter, Pumkineater
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dcj
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posted on January 13, 2001 01:56:31 PM new
pumpkineater = eater = eat (in my pretzel logic, heheh)
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:01:39 PM new
Ha! I *knew* you were getting high somehow
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:02:38 PM new
Toad licker
(or is that liquor? )
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:05:32 PM new
Toad in the Road.
Barry (now a flat toad) Barris
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nobs
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:09:59 PM new
road kill -
now watch me be too late 
edited to remove sig line so as not to confuse and to take a bow - I did it!!
the last word was kill
[ edited by nobs on Jan 13, 2001 02:11 PM ]
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:12:59 PM new
To Kill A Mockingbird
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dcj
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:17:57 PM new
bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:27:59 PM new
MUST we talk about Bush??? 
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dcj
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:30:40 PM new
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Dan Quayle
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plsmith
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posted on January 13, 2001 02:32:20 PM new
Space, The Final Frontier...
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nettak
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:25:36 PM new
Star Trek
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:44:25 PM new
Alex Trebek.
Barry (Jeopardy) Barris
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maddienicks
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:45:06 PM new
The question is....
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:48:32 PM new
How mad can Dienicks get?
Barry (a play on words) Barris
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maddienicks
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:56:21 PM new
Cute, Barry (smarty pants) Barris...
Mad as a wet hen?
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 03:59:25 PM new
A quill pen.
Barry (yeah, I be a smarty pants, glad you got the joke) Barris
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maddienicks
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posted on January 13, 2001 04:08:07 PM new
Porcupine quills!
(Yeah, I got it, but it took me like five minutes. I forgot to take my Ginko Biloba this morning...in fact, I don't even know where it is....) LOL!
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kerryann
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posted on January 13, 2001 04:21:10 PM new
Call the Alzheimer's hotline, 1-800-I-FORGOT
No offense intended...
Not Kerryann on eBay
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barrybarris
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posted on January 13, 2001 04:26:12 PM new
Unpaid bills.
Barry (the Devil invented Visa Cards) Barris
PS. I rather call 1-800-kerryann...
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