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 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:32:39 PM new
Hello, enchanted girl, nope, you're just in time.

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:34:34 PM new
Shhh..Im out huntin' wabbitty bidders, so ..Ok..Im weawwy weawwy going now, to wist a few things, then I wiww be back!


 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:37:14 PM new
I think we should totally fracture the history of the Mary/Elizabeth nightmare ... complete with Darnley's murder... Rizzio's murder... but cram it all into a cartoon being acted by OAI people. What could be weirder?! (Or more like takin' drugs without having to do so?)

Hi enchanted, james

 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:37:22 PM new
Fine, I'm bored and Pete's out all night doing system installation hideousness.

I'll do the first scene of Hamlet a la AW. Talk amongst yourselves.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:40:16 PM new
Foghorn Leghorn as Hamlet. If THAT doesn't get moderated, I'm afraid we're all doomed...
 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:44:13 PM new
SCENE I. Any Thursday. A platform before the castle.

Pat Taylor at his post. Enter to him krs.

Pat Taylor:
Who's there?

krs:
Nope, I'm not talking, say first who you are.

Pat:
Long live AW!

krs:
Gotta be Pat Taylor?

Pat:
He.

krs:
You come most carefully upon your hour. Was plsmith in residence?

Pat:
'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, krs.

krs:
For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.

Pat:
Have you had quiet guard?

krs:
Not a mouse stirring, but the politics, the politics...

Pat:
Well, good night.
If you do meet joice and michelle,
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

krs:
I think I hear them. Could that clinking of the locking threads be any other pair?

(to be continued)

 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:47:38 PM new
Enter joice and michelle

Joice:
Friends to this ground.

Michelle:
And liegemen to the OAI.

Pat:
Give you good night.

Michelle:
O, farewell, honest soldier:
Who hath relieved you?

Pat:
krs has my place.
Give you good night.

(Michelle/Joice - mutual shudder)

Exit

(more if y'all like, or someone else pick it up?)

 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:51:25 PM new
Darn, chased everyone away again, eh?

Has joice winked yet?

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:54:27 PM new
hahaha, well *I'm* enjoying it! A portcullis upon you, Madame. Pray, continue...
 
 kitsch1
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:56:37 PM new
I'm lost on this stuff so I will bid you a good freakin night to be had by all and sundry.

A livery boy from my stables will deliver forthwith the most noiseome of toys to fair joices children. A meager repayment for her swift moderation of our hastily uttered words.

May you be blessed with an orgasm before sleep betakes you.

edited for just the one mistake, thouest must needs live with the rest of em.
[ edited by kitsch1 on Jan 16, 2001 06:59 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 06:58:11 PM new
LMAO! Good night, Kel
 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:00:17 PM new
Michelle:
Holla! Pat!

Pat:
Say,
What, is R*** there?

Joice:
A piece of him.

Pat:
Ah, hell...

Joice:
What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?

Pat:
I have seen nothing.

Michelle:
'tis but our fantasy,
And we'll not let belief take hold of us
Touching this dreaded sight, so often seen of us:
Therefore I have entreated
watch the minutes of this night;
That if again this apparition come,
We shall at last abolish it.

Joice:
Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.

(hahaha, I'm amusing myself, anyhow)

 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:03:48 PM new
Right, I'm stopping now before I earn myself permanent deletion.

What now?

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:05:24 PM new
Something fun for everyone... don't ask me what *that* might be.
 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:06:34 PM new
AW Pogo party, LOL!
 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:08:23 PM new
<---waiting for Maui's pic still...

I've got two volumes of Best Short Stories *somebody* wonderful sent me, together with several crossword books the garbageman hasn't yet seen.

Amuse me or lose me, Patsy.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:11:13 PM new
Oh, the pressure! I'm going to pogo for amusement. You're welcome to come along...
 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 07:15:43 PM new
Hahaha, uncensored chat again? Never saw tamer folk in my life.

Embarrassing Earl here by mentioning that we cast him as Sister Earline there earlier, and they were all asking for his blessings. Never saw anyone blush in type before...

Fine, I'll go find ya at www.pogo.com. Good night, joice, love ya, and sorry again.

 
 dcj
 
posted on January 16, 2001 08:59:50 PM new
(briefly back and reeling from the great monguz encounter...too much to even talk about, heh. Ask Pat.)

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 16, 2001 09:05:10 PM new
Pike... I knew you'd come here...

no need to ask, I'll tell ya: we're at pogo, playing cards. some drunkard comes in talkin all kinda smack. I (and several others) smacked back. Along comes dcj... completely calms this wildman down and by the time she leaves he's talkin about Jesus!

There just ISN'T an emoticon for how I'm feeling right now...
 
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