posted on February 1, 2001 04:14:01 PM new
#65 NEVER allow a sick child to drink yoo-hoo
#66 (nanastuff our kids think alike!) Kotex napkins, when applied on top of your clothes, from neck to toes, make great "pads" for a young aspiring football player!
#67 NEVER try and "cure" the cat of his vacuum fear by holding him real close & then turning on the vacuum.
posted on February 1, 2001 05:18:14 PM new
I remember seeing on one of those funny homemade videos programs where a little boy got into his mom's Kotex package ... the kind with wings ....
He had stuck the pads all over the window, proudly showing off his "airplane stickers"!
posted on February 2, 2001 08:25:48 AM new
Kaffro - I just had "the talk" with my 10-year-old and she looked at me with the sweetest smile and said, "I used to have alot of fun using those as rockets. They really flew!"
#70. If your child's teacher tells you to be careful what you say in front of your child - start worrying now!
#71. If your child is quiet for more than 5 minutes - you got trouble!
#72. Sharpie Marker is not the same as a gel pen. Even though older sister can write on her arm with a gel pen, little sis should not color in her belly button with black Sharpie Marker!
#73. Mom's kisses are absolutely magical. They take away all of life's problems.
posted on February 2, 2001 07:19:50 PM new
#74 - When trying to pry the last brownie out of the pan, a four-year-old won't use the spatula lying in the dish if there's a 12" sharp butcher knife anywhere within 100 feet. (4 stitches)
#75 - Certain fireworks make a lot of smoke when set off in the dining room. (No stitches, several fire alarms)
#76 - Playing tag on slippery wooden floors invariably leads to falls. (7 stitches, 3 stitches)
#77 - Parents do not appreciate having all the furniture in the living room pulled together and covered with sheets because "we're building a tent".
#78 - Parents get *really* upset when you spill model paint on their 4-day-old full-size leather sofa.
[ edited by Kaffro on Feb 1, 2001 08:47 PM ]