Kaffro
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posted on February 4, 2001 08:44:32 AM new
Pigs In Space
Kaffro 
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 08:49:48 AM new
Cops In Space...
Barry (close to the line with this one... ...) Barris
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 08:56:45 AM new
Outter Space. I need my space. Space cadet!!
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 09:01:44 AM new
Outer or an innie?
Barry (bellybuttons that is) Barris
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bootsnana
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posted on February 4, 2001 09:28:19 AM new
In Like Flint
I always get James Coeburn and Lee Marvin mixed up.
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december3
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posted on February 4, 2001 10:07:35 AM new
Flintstones
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bunnicula
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posted on February 4, 2001 10:46:45 AM new
Rolling Stones
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 11:16:35 AM new
Rolling down a hill and getting grass stains all over your new white pants.
Barry (been there, done that) Barris
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 11:17:42 AM new
Stones throw....
Sticks and stones may break my bones....
but....whips and chains excite me!!!
(Not really, honest, but the first time I heard that it caught me off guard and broke me up!)
It must have been Barry  Barris who made me say that!!
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bunnicula
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posted on February 4, 2001 11:21:22 AM new
Unchain My Heart, BarryBarris!
Unchain my heart, baby let me be
Unchain my heart 'cause you don't care about me
You've got me sewed up like a pillow case
but you let my love go to waste so
Unchain my heart, oh please, please set me free
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 11:42:47 AM new
Barry Barris went to town
Just to ride a Pony
He took a feather and stuck it in his cap
And called it Pepperoni
Barry (big smile for Zilvy and bunnicula) Barris
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xlhgrl
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posted on February 4, 2001 12:38:03 PM new
Pizza!
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 12:53:35 PM new
When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie, that's Amore!
Double cheese, hold the Anchovies!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU?
NACHO cheese
because I don't know one bracket from another
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 12:54 PM ]
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 12:56 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 03:21:43 PM new
A Double Cheeseburger with bacon, Onion Rings and a diet soda...
Barry (the breakfast of champions) Barris
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 03:45:52 PM new
Drinkin rum and diet soda.....
You know what the say? "a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou beside me.....and I'll soon be fat, drunk and in trouble.
You knew that didn't you,
Barry( light my fire) Barris???
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 03:47 PM ]
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Kaffro
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posted on February 4, 2001 05:02:59 PM new
Double Trouble
Kaffro
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kitsch1
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posted on February 4, 2001 05:23:12 PM new
Trouble is my middle name.
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 05:57:02 PM new
Name game!! What's in a name....a rose by any other would still smell the same.
Oooooh Romeo!
No Barry,(wherefore art thou)Barris~~ not this time..
[ edited by Zilvy on Feb 4, 2001 06:05 PM ]
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mcjane
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:09:39 PM new
The Game of Love
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:10:23 PM new
Roses are Red, but I ain't got no Redbounce...
Some Roses are Yellow, I got a Yellobounce...
I don't think Roses are Blue, but there is a Bluebounce...
Barry (a rainbow of bouncing) Barris
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:12:58 PM new
Roses are red,
violets a purple,
and you are as sweet
as Maple syrple!!
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:47:22 PM new
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pappa won't get outa Bed
Momma smells like Glue
Barry (I'm trying, I'm trying) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:52:40 PM new
Marguerite, go wash your feet,
The Board of Health's across the street!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 4, 2001 06:56:10 PM new
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat!
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nettak
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posted on February 4, 2001 07:12:07 PM new
Piddle in the middle
and your feet and seat will stay dry.
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xlhgrl
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posted on February 4, 2001 08:15:19 PM new
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're at
Like a tea tray in the sky...
I can't remember the rest. Guess I'll just have to read/watch Alice in Wonderland again.
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Zilvy
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posted on February 4, 2001 08:22:25 PM new
Starkle, starkle,
Little Twink,
Who the hell,
I are you think?
I'm not under the
alcofluence of inkahol,
like some peeeple think
I all. {hic}
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barrybarris
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posted on February 4, 2001 09:00:05 PM new
I'm not under the Christmas Tree
Because that's where the dog likes to Pee
It smells to a high Degree
It needs deodorizer, where can I get some Free
I saw some advertised on the TeeVee
But I don't think its the right stuff for Me
Maybe I'll just wait and See
If the odor starts to smell like a Honey Bee
Barry (why? why do I? I don't know) Barris
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bootsnana
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posted on February 4, 2001 09:04:31 PM new
Palindrome poem:
Madam, I'm Adam.
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mcjane
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posted on February 4, 2001 09:16:23 PM new
bootsnana here's another:
"Was it a cat I saw"
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