posted on February 24, 2005 08:53:57 PM new
Speaking of the Dead,,,,I JUST got ANOTHER Coffin in this week! A repo....Nice! hahahaha, I am storing it for the coffin man...this one is a Deadbeats dream...nice! comfy! Great color.....EEEEEEasy opening door....Tight FIT! Air tight case. SLAM! Real flashy! lots of Chrome,,,,,got that 57 chevy l@@K! Great handles.....mirror trim..Solid AMERICAN Steel! WOW!!! metal flake paint!!!!!! blue, Dark blue.....Some Lucky fella is gonna get this one FER SURE!
Oh,,,,No problem delivering this,,,,This buyer can do NOTHING to me....I hold ALL the cards.........what goes UP, must come down.
We got rock bottom prices, How low, can you go? 6 ft.
posted on February 24, 2005 09:26:17 PM new
I had never thought about a coffin being repossesed. But, I guess they have their share of deadbeats in that business also.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on February 24, 2005 09:33:21 PM new
How do you repo a coffin? Ya just Dig it! Dig. I can dig if you can dig and she can dig it if he can dig it, Can you dig it,,,,one last, bell to answer, one less egg to fry......
posted on February 24, 2005 09:34:44 PM new
The coffin you describe, with the chrome and metal flake paint, sounds like an expensive one. Have you thought about what kind of reserve you're going to place on it when you list it? Also, if the price goes over a couple grand, will you offer a lay away plan ?
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on February 24, 2005 09:50:30 PM new
You're looking at a lot of dough there Jack for a coffin like that. Many bidders will be reluctant to go very high without knowing the exact condition since it's used. Sort of like buying a used car on Ebay Motors. You'll probably get more and much higher bids if you offer a lifetime warranty with it.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on February 24, 2005 10:00:16 PM new
hahahahahaha, sparkz,,,,hahahahaha, lifetime warrany!!!!!! You should be my TOP saleman.....this MAY go on e bay but I see there is not a lot of action for these there.kind of like the last thing on thier list........you have ALL heard these outragious prices.....The MORTUARIES charge those MARKED UP prices.....this would be $3000.00 with them,,,,, he sells this model for around $1200.00..FOB, DOB, TLI,,,,A REALLY Great deal! I am dying to get one for me....
posted on February 24, 2005 10:04:41 PM new
Jack, just remember to put a $2000.00 BIN on the auction. You may have a bidder that might not have time to wait for the end of a ten day auction.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on February 24, 2005 10:09:47 PM new
YOU are hired! Always thinking! BIN! You take the North section, were covering the South end. How South can you go? Maybe wagglepop needs one.....
posted on February 24, 2005 10:12:19 PM new
i have only allowed a pickup one time. The buyer was a college student in France. Her sister was attending the college in the town next door(twin cities divided by a river). Her family was sending her a big care package and she asked if her sister could pick up the ornament she bought. My Dad was working at a grocery store a couple of mile from the school, so he took it with him and she picked it up the next day.
I would never allow someone to come to my home. It is too risky these days. And I have a mail order business, not a brick and mortar store.
Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own secret battles.
...Author Unknown
posted on February 24, 2005 10:32:11 PM new
Sounds great Jack. You can be the first to reach powerseller status selling coffins. The good part is, you won't have to deal with buyers remorse, and it it don't fit, or isn't comfortable, you won't have to worry about a neg. The downside is (no pun intended) you won't be able to develop a following of repeat customers.
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on February 24, 2005 10:44:57 PM new
Buyers remorse Folks sparkz needs to have his own late night,,,,,I mean REALLY late night show...HEY!!!!!!! we could do those middle of the night commercials like Sit and sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!! well not much sitting BUT!!! sleeping!!!!!! Yeah!!!!! Eternal sleep........Ah, no more NPB's....no more story lines,,,,,no more pay pals....no more I am in the hospital dying and listing,,,no more NEGATIVE feed backs,,,,,,,,,Ah,,,,just a wellllllllllll deserved RIP.......
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, clomp! RIP.
O.k. George Bulldoze it over, Right Frank...
And that's the way it was,,,,,Walter Cronkite.....
Good night David,,,,good night Chet and good night from all of us a CBS......click...
posted on February 24, 2005 10:57:02 PM new
Crrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk, clomp.....Ahhhhhhh,,,, and a GOOOOOOd night to All,,,,,Ih'll be BACK in the morning sun.....
deadbeats..hahahahaha, hahahahahaha, hahahahahha, NPB!!!!!!!!
