Kimbonovich
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posted on February 21, 2001 06:26:11 PM new
*crunch* *crunch*
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mcjane
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posted on February 21, 2001 06:51:07 PM new
Captain Crunch
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 07:01:29 PM new
Captains Courageous
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barrybarris
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posted on February 21, 2001 07:54:35 PM new
Captain Cook, 1728 - 1779
The Space Shuttle Endeavour is named after
Captain Cook's Ship Endeavour.
Barry (some of my space cadet history) Barris
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 21, 2001 08:09:58 PM new
kiss the cook
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 08:26:29 PM new
Kiss me you fool!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 21, 2001 08:31:24 PM new
*smack*
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zilvy
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posted on February 21, 2001 08:33:15 PM new
Kissing spreads GERMS it has
been stated....
So kiss me quick, cause
I've been vaccinated!!
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 09:01:03 PM new
Captain, I'm fascinated!
So am I--right here on my arm.
Groucho Marx/Animal Crackers
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barrybarris
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posted on February 21, 2001 09:20:17 PM new
OK, I'm not sure if I believe this one myself.
I did a search on the words "Captain" and "fascinated"
I got a book review from CNN on
Captain Underpants
The straight poop on a grossly entertaining series of children's books.
http://www.cnn.com/2000/books/news/07/11/captain.underpants/
Barry (keeping my mouth shut so I can't get my foot in it) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 09:26:02 PM new
BarryBarris: Yep, the "Captain Underpants" series features a school principal who *thinks* he's a superhero (ie Capt. Underpants & two boys who have to rescue him from his folly  ). *Very* popular with the 3/4 grade crowd right now.
Back OT:
It's the principle of the thing [note clever use of homonym]
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barrybarris
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posted on February 21, 2001 10:20:56 PM new
THE THING! From Another World
My house keeper and I like old Sci-Fi movies.
The Thing we both liked.
"Thing" was an alien form of plant life that landed on Earth.
When I make out the grocery list and I want Califlower I'll write
A Thing of Cauliflower.
She always laughs and says it reminds her of the movie...
Barry (look out, Cauliflower is coming to get you) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 10:30:46 PM new
The Day the Earth Stood Still
(*best* SF film ever made)
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barrybarris
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posted on February 21, 2001 10:45:55 PM new
OOOOH, Another great Sci-Fi flick
"THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL"
I remember the Robot's name was Gort.
Barry (Klaatu barada nikto) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on February 21, 2001 11:44:05 PM new
dialogue from "The Day the Earth Stood Still":
"The government should do something about it."
"What can they do? They're just people like us."
"People my foot--they're Democrats!"
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bootsnana
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posted on February 22, 2001 03:50:48 AM new
My Left Foot
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december3
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posted on February 22, 2001 04:18:42 AM new
Left out
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butterfly5
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posted on February 22, 2001 06:08:27 AM new
Left Behind
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Kimbonovich
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posted on February 22, 2001 08:32:16 AM new
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name
and wear it with humor for the day...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
My name is Pinky Liverbuns...you?
[ edited by Kimbonovich on Feb 22, 2001 08:33 AM ]
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zilvy
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posted on February 22, 2001 08:59:22 AM new
Kim???? Heeeelllllpppp I don't
like my new name!
Stinky Burgershorts!! I'm too OLD
for this stuff!!
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helnjoe
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posted on February 22, 2001 09:09:47 AM new
Ugh! But I don't have a fourth letter in my last name, and what I get from the first two parts is DISGUSTING!   
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Kimbonovich
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posted on February 22, 2001 11:01:05 AM new
Hehehe, that's not as bad as a friend of mine...her name is "Falafel Diaperchunks"! LOL
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bootsnana
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posted on February 22, 2001 12:21:24 PM new
Diaper rash
signed: Loopy Rhinopants
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 22, 2001 12:26:48 PM new
< -- Pinky Gerbillips.
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december3
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posted on February 22, 2001 01:34:45 PM new
falafel diapersniffer. Think I'll keep my old name.
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helnjoe
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posted on February 22, 2001 02:41:56 PM new
I would rather have falafel diapersniffer over mine any day and I won't tell what it is because Barry "bad boy" Barris would probably make a song and dance of it.
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Kimbonovich
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posted on February 22, 2001 03:48:50 PM new
Sorry for the interlude...I should have started my own post. SO, I shall continue with the game...
Don't be so rash, dear.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on February 22, 2001 03:54:20 PM new
poison ivy
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december3
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posted on February 22, 2001 04:47:54 PM new
poison pen letter
Do you think that will change to poison email? Doesn't sound quite as sinister.
[ edited by december3 on Feb 22, 2001 04:49 PM ]
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Meya
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posted on February 22, 2001 04:56:16 PM new
letter cry (let her cry)
so sue me and blame it on Hootie
buger rhino fanny LOL
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