deco100
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posted on March 12, 2001 04:47:47 AM new
Don't Eat the Daisies (book)
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RB
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posted on March 12, 2001 06:26:57 AM new
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer please ...
(HAL, from 2001: A Space Odyssey)
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bunnicula
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posted on March 12, 2001 08:27:55 AM new
Please Mister Postman (Beatles)
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RB
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posted on March 12, 2001 10:36:58 AM new
The Postman Always Rings Twice ...
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bunnicula
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posted on March 12, 2001 10:40:15 AM new
You Only Live Twice (OO7)
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barrybarris
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posted on March 12, 2001 11:23:05 AM new
Once was good
Twice was nice
But was thrice worth the price?
Barry (I bid $2.05) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on March 12, 2001 11:24:34 AM new
But me no buts 
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barrybarris
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posted on March 12, 2001 11:51:32 AM new
But today is this threads Birthday.
Zazzie started it January 12.
Two months old today.
But I'll bet you knew that.
Barry (Hey, the Sun is shinning) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 12, 2001 03:45:29 PM new
Barry(You are my SUNSHINE)Barris
How do you stay Sooohappy? What is your secret?
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 12, 2001 03:48 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on March 12, 2001 04:06:12 PM new
zilvy...
Here is a little Sunshine for you...
How do you stay Sooohappy? What is your secret?
It's the smiley faces, see...
Barry (... ...) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on March 12, 2001 04:06:31 PM new
Secret--strong enough for a man, but made for a woman 
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barrybarris
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posted on March 12, 2001 04:44:16 PM new
I've Got a Secret
Wonderwoman and Superman were strong for their age.
Barry (did that make enough sense?) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 13, 2001 08:15:22 AM new
Nooooo.....but it makes me
Wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who???
Who wrote the book of LOVE???
could have been.....
Barry(hunkaburninlove)Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on March 13, 2001 12:23:28 PM new
Wonder bread tsstes like soggy paper 
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helnjoe
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posted on March 13, 2001 02:12:24 PM new
...and it's rib stickn' good! And sticks to your teeth too, and you can roll it up into little balls and use them for spit balls.
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zilvy
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posted on March 13, 2001 02:18:31 PM new
helnjoe you have been very, very naughty getting OT...so now
you have to supply all the words to "Does the Spearmint Lose its Flavor
on the bedpost overnight?" or drop and give BB 50!!!
(we are not talking peeps here!!) No! No!don't talk peeps!
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 13, 2001 02:25 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on March 13, 2001 05:55:19 PM new
peeps ~~ PEEPS ~~ PEEPS
This is just more evidence that The Evil Peeps and their
Evil Peep Poop Plot are taking over.
The Peeps must be stopped
Please join P.A.P.P.A.
People
Against
Peep
Poop
Association
Soon the peak mating season for the Peeps will be here.
Then there will be more Peep Poop and The Evil Peepers
will be stronger than ever.
Barry (P.A.P.P.A. may be humanities last hope against the peeps) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 13, 2001 06:04:04 PM new
B-b-b-but.....
B-b-b-arry(every party needs a Peeper Pooper)Barris
what will the kids do for their Easter Baskets??
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 13, 2001 06:05 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on March 13, 2001 06:18:48 PM new
If there is Peep Poop all over the place
everyone will have to have a Peeper Pooper Scooper.
Easter Baskets will have the Easter Eggs, Chocolate Bunnies and
Pepperoni...
Barry (now that's my kind of Easter Basket) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 14, 2001 10:10:43 AM new
Don't put all your bunnies in one basket, or
you could have a bad HARE DAY!!
That is for.......
Barry(Some Bunny Loves U)Barris
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barrybarris
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posted on March 14, 2001 12:03:51 PM new
Hare today, Gone tomorrow.
That may be the worst play on words I have
used this month...
Barry (be still my heart) Barris
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helnjoe
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posted on March 14, 2001 03:35:57 PM new
"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday--but never jam today."
Zilvy: If I could drop 50 I would be grateful to you for the rest of my life.
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bunnicula
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posted on March 14, 2001 03:36:42 PM new
Hare's looking at you, kid!"
How's that, Barry?
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barrybarris
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posted on March 14, 2001 08:52:18 PM new
bunnicula...
For a Hare raising experience, call your local 4H club.
Barry (since I don't have much hair, maybe a Hare would keep my head warm......) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 14, 2001 08:59:56 PM new
I just hope I can have a Happy Easter without those unsightly
facial HARES!!
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 14, 2001 09:01 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on March 14, 2001 09:10:22 PM new
The new RONCO facial HARE remover gets
rid of those unsightly facial HARES
easily and almost painlessly.
With the optional attachment it will turn ordinary
tap water into Grape Juice.
Barry (as seen on TV) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 14, 2001 09:22:51 PM new
Barry have you been reading my Irish Humour thread??? Turning water into grape juice or
wine??
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barrybarris
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posted on March 14, 2001 09:45:08 PM new
zilvy,
Yes, I have been reading your Irish Humour thread...
I like it. I also like Corned Beef and Cabbage, but I'll pass on the green beer.
Turning water into grape juice doesn't have the Religious overtones
that turning water into wine does.
Just trying to keep my overtones to a minimum...
Barry (I do have a green hat) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on March 15, 2001 06:08:15 AM new
To: Barry(maximus overtone minimizer)Barris
(Oooooohhh I think I hurt myself saying that!)
Top O' The Mornin to Ye!!
[ edited by zilvy on Mar 15, 2001 07:54 AM ]
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bunnicula
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posted on March 15, 2001 06:59:00 PM new
Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful Day!
I've got a beautiful feeling
everything's going my wa-ay--
Oh what a beautiful day!
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