jt-2007
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posted on June 7, 2001 10:49:03 AM new
When your prayer meeting friends gave you Viagra...that's when I should have know there was going to be trouble.
T
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 12:02:06 PM new
tinkerismyname
Maybe, you will be happy to know that I have been reading Matthew, as you suggested...
That must be one of your favorite books of the Bible. 
Thanks to bobbi355 I now have quite a few options regarding my name, each designed to deliver a unique emotional empact.
Helenoid
Henenoid
Helenoid
But my favorite for this venue is
HELLENOID
LoL What a difference printing style makes. Commas can make a big difference too.
Kraftdinner,
Now, I wonder who "you" really
are? 
I'll be thinking of some more game tips that may be of interest to the new players here.
Hel
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kraftdinner
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posted on June 7, 2001 12:21:41 PM new
"Now, I wonder who "you" really are?"
I've been asking myself that for years now. If you find out before I do Helen, please email me immediately!!!! 
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 01:08:17 PM new
Hey Krafty, reminds me of the joke about the businessman who was outdone because he had to wait in line like everyone else for a seat assignment on the airline. He broke the line and approached the reservationist screaming,"Do you know who I am?" Without breaking stride, she spoke into the microphone and asked, " Security please report to reservations, we have a gentleman here with an identity crisis!" To which he replied, "Scr** you," and she replied, "you will have to wait in line with the others for that too, sir."
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krs
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posted on June 7, 2001 01:50:31 PM new
Hemmoriod.
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 02:28:09 PM new
krs, is that like a rose by any other name would still smell even when spelled ~ hemorrhoid?
Note: no interpolation, extrapolation, or juxtaposition, just the facts!
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 02:28:22 PM new
That was a good one Zilvy
Helen .......I mean Hellenoid - I'm very glad that you're enjoying your new identity(ies)!
oops.....typo
[ edited by bobbi355 on Jun 7, 2001 02:29 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 02:32:35 PM new
Be afraid Bobbi, be verrrry afraid!
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krs
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posted on June 7, 2001 02:42:01 PM new
zilvy, mispelled it may have another meaning. There was an alphabetical progression being ignored. Can't have that.
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 02:47:59 PM new
UhHuh, she said with bemusement if not amusement. You gotta accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and latch on to the affirmative or pandemonium is liable to break upon the sea!! See?? Si!!
replace and i with an e
[ edited by zilvy on Jun 7, 2001 03:23 PM ]
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:04:39 PM new
i'm very, very scared
bobbi 
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:11:48 PM new
zilvy I know that it can still happen .... the suspense.....the suspense.... it's killing me
pacing the floor, wringing my hands ....it's the waiting that's making me crazy.....
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:12:02 PM new
Bobbi, hunney....I think maybe SKEERED says it better! Now, now just hide back here and be berry, berry quiet and everythings gonna be Hokey Dokey!! We is just playin...right??
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:15:46 PM new
krs
Now, that obvious association of the word hemorrhoid with my new found
name is unfortunate. I am so disappointed that you would choose to
enfold my good name into your interpretation of myself and my
personality. Go play with the team of jlpiece,
jt and Linda_K. They are anxiously awaiting you.
ROTFLOL
HELLENOID
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:17:43 PM new
*sniff* - Zilvy, ya got a kleenex? *sniff* I never shoulda done it ... but I was just playin'..... honest......
WHAT WAS THAT?? DID YOU HEAR THAT??!
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:20:50 PM new
Pandemonium and we are not talking ZOO here, hear?
[ edited by zilvy on Jun 7, 2001 03:22 PM ]
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hepburn
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:21:40 PM new
whappa whappa whappa whappa
whirrrrr
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:21:57 PM new
HELLENOID THE HEMORRHOID!!!
How's that?
Do you like it?
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:25:12 PM new
Helen, while we are playing, did you visit the other thread about the Irish Tenors, have you had an opportunity to enjoy their music? I thought it was funny that I initially thought RainyBear was talking about the Three Tenors (Italian) which I adore.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:28:42 PM new
HELLENOID THE HEMORRHOID!!!
No, I don't like it. I invented that for you, and that's not what it's supposed to infer. Do NOT use your name in that manner again! "Hemorrhoid" doesn't make it scary lookin' anymore - I like
HELLENOID - that way.
psssst.......zilvy It's pandEmonium. I'm going back under the desk now ......
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:33:24 PM new
Yeah I know, I changed it...but it didn't fit with Zoo with an "e" oh well a little poetic license!
Hepburn reminds me of M*A*S*H*....incoming, incoming!!
[ edited by zilvy on Jun 7, 2001 03:35 PM ]
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:33:34 PM new
bobbi355
Some sumbitch has ruined my good name.
What must I do???
It's almost time for happy hour!!!
Helen
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zilvy
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:37:48 PM new
There's the answer!! You go girl!! I'll just have my Peach Iced Tea with a fresh sprig of mint and put my feet up while the rest of the world goes by.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 7, 2001 03:40:49 PM new
Good idea Helen ..... I think I've got some Kahlua in the fridge - and some half&half ..... think I'll go fix one right up. Enjoy that peach tea zilvy
edited to tell HELLENOID that her good name is NOT ruined!!
[ edited by bobbi355 on Jun 7, 2001 03:42 PM ]
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tinkerismyname
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posted on June 7, 2001 04:05:33 PM new
Helen-
oHelenoHelenoHelenoHelenoHel-en-o. You know, if you say that real fast to the Barber of Seville tune, it kinda sounds funny. LOL, ROFLOL. HSLSH (Hurt side laughing so hard). I made that last one up. I hate to be "the inquisitive one" ,but how do you make the BOLDtype squiggly? Patience is a virtue.
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 04:16:44 PM new
Tinkerismyname,
Gee, I thought I had you figured out until you mentioned the Barber of Seville. My
"Tinker" would not be familiar with opera.
So, I will have to reconsider you.
To make bold italics,
[b*][*i]Tinkerismyname[/i][/b]
And remove the *
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 04:20:32 PM new
And Tinkerismyname, it appears that your happy hour began several hours ago.
Helen
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jt-2007
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posted on June 7, 2001 04:52:13 PM new
He's always like that Helen. The sad thing is he doesn't drink.
T
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hepburn
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posted on June 7, 2001 05:01:59 PM new
Who? Tink?
everytime I say Tink, I think of Robin Williams addressing Julia Roberts in Hook. TINK! TINK!
[ edited by hepburn on Jun 7, 2001 05:03 PM ]
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Hjw
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posted on June 7, 2001 05:03:08 PM new
There is no rascal like a southern rascal. Now, I know Tinkersmyname.
Helen
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