posted on October 26, 2001 11:52:30 AM new
Today while searching for some new clothes I found this, I guess we could give her a point for being unique and creative
(house of Karen is NOT her user ID)
(item desc. here, and below what her "terms"? are)
Great skirt from the Heart of Europe
It's so yummy, I could put it on my pancakes instead of SYRuP
www.bidpay.com or a similiar on line service. For those living on the home front, try PayPal If you'd like to pay electronically from the CoZy ComFort of your crib without having to SCHLeP out in the HaZZarD filled so-called "ReAL WorLD" for a money order (and spend XTra $ for the PriViLeGe), click the PayPal icon above. OK, off to other matters...
ThiS part is of the UtMoSt ImpoRtanTaNcE...no Hiding after the auction. That's considered NaughTy XXXXX and will not earn you Karen's XXXXX of XXXXXXX ...a MoSt DEELighTfuL state of being bestowed on XXXXXX around the globe and BeYoND. However it will earn you Deadbeat Bidder Status per ebay's Deadbeat Bidder policy. So, please, bid responsibly ....and PaY me. Is that TOO much for a GrrL to ask for??? That said, please visit my other XXXXX listed here on ebay...I have many nice, high quality XXXXXX...most new (and if not new, they LooK new) with low pleasetakemehome minimums and no StAnKy "XXXXXXX up my XXXXXX" ReSeRvE. Thanks for l@@king and please remember to always XXXXXXX before XXXXXXX and to visit my many other fine XXXXXXX listed here on eBay. Oh, and my pad is a no-smoking clean, germ-free environment (altho I ocassionally XXXXXX so your XXXXX will smell fresh as a XXXXXXX and be ready to XXXXXX when you receive it. "Oh Crap, Not MoRe XXXXXXXX RULZZzzzzz!" Yep, XXXXX. I have one XXXXXX more. All MuSinGs induced during my eBay hallucinatory sessions are copy-righted, according to J.P.CatLoCk, attorney-at-law (AKA "xxxxxx XxxxxxX XXXX". I'm getting weary of all those HoLLyWooD Types, Poet Wannabees, and XXXXXXX Greeting Card Writers PlageriZing my work and HarSHing my MeLLow. Hey, buy (or XXXXX) your OWN XXXXX of XXXXX and/or XXXXX and Do the XXXXXXXX writing yourself! OK. That's it. I'm done.
~ * ~Thank you for stopping in at ThE HoUsE oF KaReN~ * ~
Where XXXXXX and his XXXXXX receive a 10% discount on all XXXXXXX (including the most often requested XXXXXXX!) and on all in-stock merchandise*
*Some XXXXXXX apply. XXXXXX subject to cancellation without notice. XXXXXXX not valid with other discounts/coupons/XXXXX. Only one XXXXXXX per day per XXXX/XXXXX bandmember. Must be naked and XXXXXX (EspeCiaLLy XXXXXX) when redeeming discount. Thank you and come again The management.
posted on October 26, 2001 04:44:53 PM new
I've always checked out her auctions as I get quite a kick out of some of her descriptions. I sometimes wish that I could be as creative, but I guess we all have our own strong points.
posted on October 26, 2001 05:43:57 PM new
About the most Godawful descriptions I've seen in 5 years on eBay.
I thought you might be exaggerating, till I tracked the auction down myself. Interestingly, the seller uses AuctionWatch for pic hosting....maybe she'll see this thread.
posted on October 26, 2001 07:33:49 PM new
Oh, I hope she is looking at this thread because I'd like to tell her how fresh and creative her ads are. Breezy, fun to read yet contain everything the buyer needs to know.
And this has to be the first time I have read a TOS that told a deadbeat he would be reported to Ebay that didn't make me feel like I was having the seller standing there with one hand on their hip and wagging a finger on the other hand at me...like my mother used to when she would say ..."you had better do blah, blah, blah or else, young lady!!" I actually smiled when I read her warning! How refreshing!
posted on October 28, 2001 11:30:56 AM new
Since I still have some problems in english language I have problems making out some of her XXXX places, so I dont get half of the sentences, but it sure is cool.
Beats reading some super boaring stuff
That I've seen lately
posted on October 28, 2001 12:06:57 PM new
I find it hard to read the mixed capitals in words - if I find an auction that does it, I either don't go in (if it is in the title) or use my back button.
so your XXXXX will smell fresh as a XXXXXXX and be ready to XXXXXX when you receive it. "Oh Crap, Not MoRe XXXXXXXX RULZZzzzzz!" Yep, XXXXX. I have one XXXXXX more. All MuSinGs induced during my eBay hallucinatory sessions are copy-righted, according to J.P.CatLoCk, attorney-at-law (AKA "xxxxxx XxxxxxX XXXX"