posted on December 2, 2002 04:46:21 PM new
(sung to the tune of Madonna's Die another day. For those who havent heard it..move on with your lives)
I'm gonna post new auctions today yes and no
I'm gonna neg a 100 newbies
I'm gonna break the cycle (of staring at the monitor)
I'm gonna close my window now
I guess i'll sell another day, its not my time to go
I guess i'll sell another day, sales are just so-so
I'm gonna bash non paying bidders
I'm gonna pull all of my hair out
I'm gonna start an actual business
I'm gonna close my auctions now
I guess I'll post another day, it's not my time to make money
I guess I'll go see my girlfriend for once, she and not ebay is my honey
Like porky pig wisely said..Th.th..thats all folks!
posted on December 2, 2002 05:17:38 PM new
Good one, rahyl
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
ebay keeps pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da
Early bids were once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
Buy it Now's the current thing, uh huh
PayPal is our newborn king, uh huh
The Dollar Store's the super mart, uh huh
Non-paying bidders break our hearts, uh huh
And men still keep on marching off to war
We all keep a non-paying bidder score
Grandmas sit at computers and they list
We keep sighing at auctions that we missed
The "no sales" keep going faster all the time
ebayer's cry "hey buddy, have you got a dime"
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
ebay keeps pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da
