posted on December 18, 2002 07:01:33 AM new
I want to take this time to wish everyone happy holidays and:
Thank you to everyone on the Ebay Outlook board for keeping me from making some costly mistakes. It's true we learn from our own mistakes, but we learn just as much from others. Thank you, too for sharing your solutions to many common problems.
Thank you to everyone on the Round Table board. Not only am I more politically savvy, I'm more up on current events! Sure, I've been pounded for some comments made, but rebuttals are what it's all about. (If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Right?) The board is interesting and very informative. It's nice to to have a place to debate the issues. It's also nice to know that in America, everyone is entitled to their own opinion and boy, do they let you know it!
May everyone's new year be a prosperous, safe and loving one.
posted on December 18, 2002 08:59:46 AM new
Same to you. This is why I like AW as its a great place to pick up all sorts of useful info.
Have a great and safe new year everyone.
posted on December 18, 2002 05:38:38 PM new
Message From Santa
Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas," but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird crap.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation, and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get things together and bring you the things you want. This year, I suggest you get your butts down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.
