posted on July 2, 2003 09:37:38 PM new
I WAS CRUISIN' ON E BAY, LATE ONE NIGHT, WHEN THIS NON PAYIN' BIDDER PULLED UP ON THE RIGHT,,,,,,HE ROLLED DOWN SCREEN,,,,,OF HIS SCREAMIN' MACHINE AND CHALLENGED ME THERE AND THEN,,,,,, AND YOUUUUUUUUUUU FILL IN THE LINES...........THIS GOTTA BE SOME "FUN" FUN FUN FUN TILL HER DADDY TOOK THE THE "T BIRD" AWAY...........
posted on July 3, 2003 10:05:11 AM new
He's an old con-man (oink up and down)
just outta alcatraz land
He'll be finding yer bid
where and wheeennn
so's ya all can fill out an NBP ferm.....
(lol..you guys are much fun!)
posted on July 3, 2003 10:37:28 AM new
"Sympathy for the Bidder"
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who bids and not pays
I've been doing it fora long long time
Sniped many a man's auctions away
And I was 'round when Meg Whitman
Had her moment of no eBay fees
Made damn sure that sellers
Who NPB do get neg'd all day
Pleased to meet you
Hope you block my screen name
But what's puzzling you
Is if I'll really pay
oo ooooo
oo oooooo
[ edited by clivebarkerfan on Jul 3, 2003 10:37 AM ]
posted on July 3, 2003 10:46:45 AM new
Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city but don't hesitate
Ooh eBay I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day
So don't ever take my ebay away
Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how the power sellers shine shine shine
I can see them under the pines
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh eBay I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day
Hope there's some money in my Paypal today
posted on July 3, 2003 06:37:50 PM new
Sing to the tune of Baby give it up...KC & The Sunshine band
Everybody wants it
Everybody needs it
I Just Want To Sell It High High High
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Baby Bid It Up ...Bid it up...Baby Bid It Up
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Baby Bid It Up ...Bid It Up...Baby Bid It Up
Everybody See It
Everybody Looks and Want to make it Theirs
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Baby Bid It Up ...Bid It Up...Baby Bid It Up
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Baby Bid It Up ...Bid It Up...Baby Bid It Up
posted on July 3, 2003 07:11:51 PM new
Stairway to Ebay:
There's a bidder who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a pda on ebay
And when she buys it she knows if the website is closed
With a email she can get what she wanted.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a pda on ebay...
There's a sign on the screen but she wants to be seen
And you know sometimes bids have two meanings
In the Buy It Now screen there's a deadbeat who sings
Sometimes all of our bids are misleading
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a pda on ebay
There's a feeling I get when I look on the site
And the shipping fees are just right
In my thoughts I have seen tons of lint on the screen
And the emails of those who got a negative.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a pda on ebay
And it's rumored that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the seller will lead us to end of auction
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And bidder won't pay those who they may
And it makes me wonder
If there's a negative in your feedback
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the deadbeat queen....
posted on July 3, 2003 09:03:56 PM new
You're jealous cause you can't edit sometimes.
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Sargent Stadanko
Senior Investigating Officer, Internet Fraud Unit, International Web Police.
posted on July 3, 2003 09:11:07 PM new
HEY SENIOR,,,,,,YOU TOO SPEAK SPANISH? MR. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. LOL. KEEP UP THE GREAT INVESTIGATIVE WORK! YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO CHIEF! TOP OF THE LINE!
posted on July 3, 2003 09:25:19 PM new
AND THEREFORE YOU NEED TO PROMOTE YOURSELF FROM SENIOR TO "CHIEF"??????? SPELLING? LOL. BEATS ME,,,,,,,,I AM BEAT,,,,,,,,ZZZZZZZZZZ......
posted on July 4, 2003 12:02:58 AM new
All of you are really good!
Thanks, mcjane! I love it! But then it never does take much to amuse me.
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, it's all mine
Taking care of business and working overtime........
posted on July 4, 2003 12:25:54 AM new
To the tune of White Rabit....
One bid makes you winner
and one bid makes you lose
and the one that deadbeats give you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Meggy, when she's got it all
And if you go chasing deadbeats
and you know you're going to fail
Tell them an International Web Police Captain
Is giving them a call
Call Meggy, when she's got it all
When men on the chat board
get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind flamewar
And your edits are starting to show....
Go ask Meggy, I think she'll know...
When logic and fair shipping have fallen to the side
And Stonecold is talking backwards
And Fluffy's crushed another buyers head
Remember what the TOA said
No Re-turns
No Re-turns
No Re-turns...............
Mario Andretti - “If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”
posted on July 4, 2003 04:06:18 AM new
High fees, get away.
Get a good bidder with good money and you're okay.
Ebay, it's a gas.
They grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
Listing fees, feature fees, final valuation
Think I'll take a long vacation.
Money, come back.
I'm all right Meg keep your hands off of my stack.
Ebay, it's a hit.
Don't give me that non-paying bidder #*!@.
I'm in the Ebay market, high fee payer seller set
And I think I'll get it yet.
Cheryl
My religion is simple, my religion is kindness.
--Dalai Llama
