stopwhining
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posted on September 12, 2003 11:33:50 AM new
With all the time you folks spend on this board,where do you find time to make passionate love to your spouse??
-sig file -------The thrill is gone!!
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kiara
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posted on September 12, 2003 11:45:29 AM new
Let's see, a couple of hours in the morning and a couple more hours in the evening. 
Any more questions? 
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neglus
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posted on September 12, 2003 11:51:55 AM new
You are the one who says "the thrill is gone" Stop, not I!
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rarriffle
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posted on September 12, 2003 04:38:26 PM new
I'd rather eat a bug!
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BEAR1949
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posted on September 12, 2003 04:44:54 PM new
Thats what her boyfriend is for....Just kidding. Like I told her the other day, as I was replacing the batteries........
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
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micmic66
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posted on September 12, 2003 04:52:34 PM new
I am on the "once a month plan" It's easy to set aside 20 minutes out of each month!!
When she gets her masters in social work this coming May we will bump it up to "twice a month"
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tomwiii
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posted on September 12, 2003 04:57:03 PM new
Ralphie & I joined the Shakers up der in Sabathday Lake
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/vidrat/
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Roadsmith
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posted on September 12, 2003 10:23:32 PM new
Oh good grief. Don't we always make time for the things we really want to do?
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SMILE ANYWAY!
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sparkz
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posted on September 12, 2003 11:16:35 PM new
Only when an item sells. Then we celebrate. She asked me why I just listed 200 auctions at one cent, no reserve. I'm still trying to come up with a plausabile answer that she will believe. HELP!!!!
The light at the end of the tunnel will turn out to be an oncoming train.
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Dragonmom
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posted on September 13, 2003 05:12:42 AM new
*stares blankly* Sex?
oh yeah... I remember...
Gee, I wonder if he does, too!
"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
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stopwhining
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posted on September 13, 2003 06:35:48 AM new
have sex only when an item sells?
and you list your items at one penny??
so how many times do you have sex ??do they all end at night??
may be we should all list every item at one penny!
-sig file -------The thrill is gone!!
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AuctionAce
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posted on September 13, 2003 06:38:44 AM new
Remember the 'unknown comic' that wore a brown paper bag with eyes holes in it over his head?
One of his best gag lines was " My girlfriend says I'm a lousy lover but what does she know after only five minutes? ".
-------------- sig file ----------- President John F. Kennedy said, "There are three things which are real: God, human folly and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension, so we must do what we can with the third."
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sanmar
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posted on September 14, 2003 02:03:02 PM new
Only on Friday night, Sat morning, Sat night & Sunday morning. Thats when my GF comes over from out of town.
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