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 horsey88
 
posted on December 12, 2003 07:22:59 AM new
http://tinyurl.com/yxm4

 
 replaymedia
 
posted on December 12, 2003 07:28:53 AM new
Whatever it is, it won't come up on my browser.


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 NearTheSea
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:37:14 AM new
LOL!

Replay here, here's one of the 6 that are up for auction

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2971884785&category=317





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 replaymedia
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:50:18 AM new
19 Bids so far and as far as I can tell, it's perfectly legal.

Pathetic to be sure, but you gotta admit it's creative. Only on eBay!!!


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 Roadsmith
 
posted on December 12, 2003 09:52:26 AM new
You're right--it IS pathetic! Old ex-English teacher that I am, I zeroed in on the fact that this "girlfried" will send a "girft." What is a girft, and how do I get one? Do they eat much? Need to be kenneled when we go out of town? Or, gosh forbid, is it a sex toy? Inquiring minds want to know.
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 auctionACE
 
posted on December 12, 2003 09:57:45 AM new
I'm still waiting for holgraphic women software.


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 auctionACE
 
posted on December 12, 2003 09:57:47 AM new
I'm still waiting for holgraphic women software.


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 jackswebb
 
posted on December 12, 2003 11:21:50 AM new
I saw the holographic Woman back in 1962 at the County Fair. Her face spun in a bottle and ed' Bout as much Fun as these Imaginary Girlfriends. Like Roy Orbison said, Only The Lonely.........Last look, $42.00!!!!!!!


Lead or be left in the Dust....

AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,,,
 
 jackswebb
 
posted on December 12, 2003 11:24:43 AM new
That one certainly is Knock kneed.......


Lead or be left in the Dust....

AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,,,
 
 zircon4
 
posted on December 12, 2003 12:22:07 PM new
Imaginary Girlfriend?
I have a much better imagination than that.
Regards,
Adrian

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on December 12, 2003 12:27:07 PM new
That an ingenious idea! And not just for any "lonleyhearts" out there. There are a lot of people have no desire to be in a relationship but who keep getting bugged about it by friends & relatives who could make use of something like this...
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there --Clare Booth Luce
 
 horsey88
 
posted on December 12, 2003 12:41:14 PM new
Did anyone take time to read the feedbacks. There is some cat fights,neg trading & name calling going on between these folks.

 
 stopwhining
 
posted on December 12, 2003 12:44:18 PM new
i dunno if she can solve any one's problem,she looks rather uptight to me.
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 beatnikera
 
posted on December 12, 2003 12:53:07 PM new
Looks like someone photoshopped the
picture and put a different head on her body -- it doesn't look quite right.

 
 neglus
 
posted on December 12, 2003 01:26:14 PM new
The seller must read this board...no pic now! Very sad auction really.

 
 MAH645
 
posted on December 12, 2003 05:26:06 PM new
Coming from Orlando nothing surprises me, I still remember one night on HWY 441 a nude gal dancing on a sign with the cops asking her to come down and of course she replied come and get me.

 
 Dragonmom
 
posted on December 12, 2003 07:44:38 PM new
Horsey, why were you searching for girly stationary?

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
 
 wgm
 
posted on December 12, 2003 07:57:23 PM new
ROFL!! - seems everyone is trying to get in on the action!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972354920&category=1467

the physical description doesn't match the photo at all - doesn't look like a Hooters girl to me! LOL


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[ edited by wgm on Dec 12, 2003 07:59 PM ]
 
 replaymedia
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:14:48 PM new
"I'm 21 years old, 5'7", and weigh 135lbs"

Yeah, which leg is the 135 Lb one?

$3.00 with no bids... That's only a penny a pound folks!


I see the original auction has been cancelled. I guess eBay does have some kind of rule against it.


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 wgm
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:17:03 PM new
ROFLMAO Replay!!


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 wgm
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:19:29 PM new
...and the hits just keep on coming...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2971422234&category=317

http://search-desc.ebay.com/ws/search/SaleSearch?basicsearch=&ht=1&sosortproperty=1&satitle=imaginary&sotextsearched=2&from=R10&sacategory=1466&catref=C1

the prof mod description is too funny



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[ edited by wgm on Dec 12, 2003 08:22 PM ]
 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on December 12, 2003 08:33:18 PM new
She works at HOOTERS:
Forgot to mention she is a bouncer!

 
 eeditions2000
 
posted on December 14, 2003 11:00:53 PM new
Or...either the fry cook...or the food taster...LOL!

 
 wgm
 
posted on December 15, 2003 04:38:59 AM new
check this photo out - the description states that he isn't that good LOL

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972626612&category=1469


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 toasted36
 
posted on December 15, 2003 04:41:23 AM new
lol wgm I like this one too !
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972429734&category=317
or how about a car
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448746900&category=18308 [ edited by toasted36 on Dec 15, 2003 04:43 AM ]
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on December 15, 2003 04:59:24 AM new
can you say............UGLY?????

 
 wgm
 
posted on December 15, 2003 05:20:18 AM new
those are great, toasted!

I checked out the imaginary girlfriends search, and boy oh boy are the new auctions coming in! LOL

I think I will just stick to what I sell - I don't time to be a real girlfriend, much less an imaginary one!


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